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| "You're excited? You should feel my nipples." -Scary Movie 3 Well, the roller coaster that is my life has just started rolling again. Non-stop to losing my insanity as well as plenty of sleep have had me spending most of my day yawning. Funny how the woman laughed at how often I tended to that but I told her about the worries I have of my dog, Jethro, so the laughs turned to more of concern. Yeah, I lose my grandma to an unexpected death after my birthday and now my little Jethro is back in the vet's clinic hopefully having food pumped back into him. He was throwing up a lot today so my mom had to drop him off. Not a damn thing would stay down in Jethro's little tummy that was operated on to remove this irritable bowel syndrome. The only inspiration was seeing that he walked here and there to avoid my mother's trying to feed him. I'm guessing Jethro had had enough of throwing up every little thing put in him. I'm at a point that I don't know how I'm remaining as calm as I am. It feels like too many things are changing too fast for me yet I'm at a standstill of confusion. Jethro and my grandma mean a lot to me. I've lost one but I'm not ready to lose the other. Weird day in the gym that found me there earlier. I just couldn't miss UPN's America's Next Top Model so I had to be done before 7pm. Yeah, a guy that loves catfights and has a sense of style? He's right here and I know most designers easily and even Jay Alexander, the runway coach. On the pickings at the end, I was pissed that they kept that bitch with the mouth. Fuck her! Then, we learn that one girl will end up blind by the age of 30!?! Geez, I am hooked! Question: How does Jay, the stylist, keep his hair like that? Freaky! After my workouts, I'm pretty much a mess with little spiked hairs all over. More gel for me? I've always loved Tyra Banks. She's not overly skinny and with a majorly healthy body. Funny how I'm not attracted to Tyra much but I know that she and I could get into some really funky conversations thanks to our personalities. Weird friendships? That 16 year old showed up at the gym on my watch. I told her yesterday that I'd be there earlier thanks to America's Next Top Model and lo and behold! Brianne walks in with huge smiles towards me as she enters. Okay, I know it is extremely odd to find a 20 year old guy that talks up a storm with a 16 year old high school student but I'm guessing that I am just that, odd. Most guys in my gym ignore Brianne thanks to her being so beautiful but underage. Harry's take on me telling him Brianne's age: "What the fuck!?! That girl is 16!?!" Oh, I'd like to add that Harry, my fellow gym goer and all around maniac with enormous muscles, was hitting on Brianne. Funny. Guys stare at Brianne so often due to her desire to wear barely anything. She'll have on see-thru tank tops and tiny shorts. I'm guessing that guys in the gym think I am Brianne's boyfriend or something thanks to keeping bees away and zipping up her tiny purse. There will also be the fact that we always say goodbye to each other when 1 is finished with the gym. Weird I tell ya. It's pretty fucking obvious that Brianne has a crush on me. Before I left, she chased me down to wish me off since she was definitely watching me in the mirrors. It's weird to feel that someone that young and pretty wants my attention when most of my desire is to be left alone when out of the gym. I did have a weird conversation in the gym with Brianne before I left in which I asked her when she lost her virginity. "14" Holy shit!!! I don't know how I'd react to losing my virginity at that age thanks to remembering myself as an immature little doofus. I'm not sure if I even knew how to work my own penis to actually give pleasure. My only insight, since I never viewed a porn film at that time, would be that you just stick it in her and everything will just magically happen. Yeah, like my penis is magical and the vagina is a doorway to another demension to my own personal looniness. I'll definitely think about an entry on virginity as a topic. There's so much to say on it since everyone has a view as to seeing it. I'm so happy that I lost mine to a 29 year old woman that taught me well on a big bed next to a roaring fire for 43 minutes. The score: Kristan 6 orgasms. Mike 1 nice sweet orgasm. Well, the gym wasn't all about talking to a 16 year old with a crush on me but also in testing my body out. As you know, the left side has been pretty damaged (namely, lower bicep) due to too much weight on the bar. My wrist is fine but there is still a small amount of pain as I bicep curled 140 pounds in strict form. I've got the strength but somehow I enjoy giving myself pain. It's obvious that I need to take more time off of my biceps but I am such a stickler for attendance and discipline that I cannot go a week without doing biceps. I'm an idiot missing his village. Sammy sent me a belated birthday card that had me feeling so sappy with feelings. She's right in how we have been email pals thanks to Diaryland for over 3 years. I'm not sure how Sammy found my diary back then but that 1 note to me to start things off will not be forgotten. Is it strange to be such good friends with someone in a different state? I'm guessing things are done with me and the PenDragon since I have not heard from her in a long time. No emails, birthday wishes, or anything. So, to carry on with my rollercoaster is the announcement that my college friends are getting together in early October!!!! That means many of us will meet in the bar for drinking and dancing around people we have no fucking clue as to who is who (Graduation brings about a whole new generation to our bar) so I guess we'll show 'em how us old farts kick it. It'll be great to see Tall Jen and Berta so I'm bringing my camera for more scrapbook memories. Gawd, that means I'm going to be drunk and dancing once again..........so I'm gonna smell like cigarettes on that walk back to the apartments. Ever found your group of people that you'll always remember from life's little mishaps in college? We're The Scooby Gang. So, with all this information of weirdness and sadness, I am off to bed. My new dreams will not only be of worries but figuring out my first cell-phone. Yup, I got 1 thanks to me having to drive back and forth to Bald-O's on the road. I can take pictures, check my email, and do all kinds of weird things even if I only want to talk. Why does it all have to get so complicated? Goodnight. 0 Got Balls? |
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