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"She must be somebody's baby."

-From the soundtrack to Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

Tomorrow is the day. My baby's gonna be leaving me since it will be sold after all that work I put into her. a 1996 Chevrolet Cavalier will be finding a home elsewhere.

Yeah, I know it sounds weird to talk about a car like that but I loved my Cav. It still sticks in with me the first day I got it and how shy I was at driving it since I was so used to driving stick shift. Although I started with an automatic, my basic ride was one with a stick until I moved up to my Cav.

All those curbs I ran over. All those times my brakes barely saved me after some asshole (mostly the old fucks) suddenly has their car come to a screeching halt because they are in fear of driving over the speed limit. All those times Bald-O would not let me drive thanks to my insane desire to use both lanes. Nope. No sex in my car since it was 2-door. Good thing because I'd probably never part with all the memories.

Why is it we hate parting with things that memories occur in? I love the jeans I am wearing now with all the holes in the knee area. Even the ones with a big hole in my crotch portion were hard to part with. Everyone needs to know what color Calvins I am wearing. *Checks* Tonight's are black with a white rim and of course, button fly.

All of this parting with my car sucks but hey, I'm getting a 42 inch high definition television to repair all that sadness. Makes me feel like hot shit.

Remember yesterday's feeling so fucking good that I'd fuck me? Well, complete turnaround. I'm just feeling awful thanks to work wearing me down and not even a short workout could bring me back to life. Just one look at me would tell you that I am so in desperate need of a blowjob.

Reading about some stupid guy's comments on an article from a college newspaper. This professor is pretty right on in wondering about our hatred of Al Qaeda for all its desire to force religion down our throats but there is a great disturbance of people shoving values down our throats. Here we have morons chanting the evils of homosexuality but heteros sure have a high as hell divorce rate. Gee, someone doesn't take marriage seriously but there are gays dying to proclaim their love for someone of the same sex.

I'm still a bit perplexed ever since Bush was re-elected. All of these so called "values" will be presented to us to accept or else. There is no compromise. Who knows how many porn shops will be forced to close or how many medicinal marijuanna places will be tried as criminals. We're becoming more and more of a police state of confusion while being told to do as the president says while he helps CEOs get richer.

Saw a segment on the news for a Marine killed in Iraq on the day his wife was home giving birth. It feels awful to hear all this in which a president bombs the wrong country to only cause another senseless death. I'd die for the right cause, of course. Iraq's invasion by us was a complete mistake that Bush will never admit to.

Editor: "Far worse than Ashlee Simpson lip synching? I think so, too."

I'm supposed to have the whole weekend off but I made a decision to go in on Sunday anyway. I just want to make a little extra money to put away along with getting some Christmas gifts before my job is up. I'm guessing that around December 24th, I will be told my services will no longer be needed.

My feelings? I'll dance a jig and look Crotch Rot in the eye til she can't take it anymore. Gawd, I can't wait to catch up on sleep since my sleep patterns are so screwed up. No real errands tomorrow so I will sleep til I can no more.

Ya know it aint a black awards show unless someone gets shot or stabbed, right? Weird to get an actual major fight like the one at the Vibe Awards that found Young Buck of G-Unit getting caught pulling out a knife. At least these guys are true in their bragging on the fact that they will hurt to get where they are. I'm sure many older white folks out there will wonder why black people are so violent and confrontational.

*Laughs*

Well, my ass is plum puckered and sore from all of the walking I did at work. I'm going to sleep as much as I can because as Mark told me at work......

"It's gonna get a whole lot worse."

Don't you just love pessimistic attitudes? I do but I'm more of an optimist. Goodnight.

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