Fortune Favors the Bold! I bring great big balls of glory! The Captain's Log
"Seasons change with scenery,
weaving time in a tapestry,
won't you stop and remember me?"

-Hazy Shade Of Winter

I'm not sure what to say after just viewing the huge fight in NBA Basketball in Detroit. After hearing about it, I wasn't surprised that Ron Artest was involved but seeing him shove Ben Wallace hard was pretty damn dumb of him. I hope they ban that fucker since this is not his first of nasty fouls delivered. Sounds like someone has lost his Christmas spirit!

I've spent half the day sleeping or in my words, "Catching up on what I've missed in the past few weeks." It's been hella busy in that storage/receiving area thanks to the onslaught of it being the toy season. You cannot imagine how many boxes are carted out to the floor each day. I'm the lone guy that keeps the floor clear. That's my job and I do it well.

Lately, all I see around me is the name calling even a few weeks after the results of this pathetic excuse of an election. 51% of people wanted a moron in the White House. Where else can someone do so poorly at a job yet still find themselves employed? It's really hard to understand how awful the world is becoming.

I've said it too many times but I don't care. I feel out of place. We cater to spoiled stars that use their stupidity to start a career. My Christmas Wish is to see Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton disappear and be ridiculed instead of hailed as somethine the U.S. needs. I'm tired of schools now being forced to talk of this God character more so than how man was the result of apes. The bible is a bunch of bullshit brought on by morons with no sense and a desire to air their homophobia. I'm tired of churches not being taxed when there are several, uh, ministers living much better than anyone else can. I'm tired of Bush's quote on bringing unity but his methods show otherwise as he continues to gloat. I'm tired of entertainment news programs obsessing over the smallest things like Tom Cruise possibly picking his nose in Central Park. I'm tired of seeing magazines ignoring real heros like Christopher Reeve while putting Jello on the cover again thanks to a possible fight or child with Marc Anthony. I'm tired of churches bullying porn stores all while ignoring the fact that children were molested in the past by priests. Can you say, "Swept under the rug?" I'm tired of people being sad about Martha Stewart living in prison. You call that a prison? My dorm was a whole lot worse than Camp Chipmunk! I'm tired of this whole shit in Iraq that Bush has started and looks to being no way able to finish. They went in without a fucking plan and will be stuck there til an actual president comes into office.

I wish my dirty socks could substitute for fuel......

Sometimes, I just wonder if America will ever find common sense or at least to stop placing blame elsewhere when things go wrong. Bush is never held accountable for all his lies. Enron's CEO is still stalking the streets for more pensions to steal.

I wish I smelled like strawberries all day and night..........

Oops, I'm whining. At least, it's better than hearing the same ol' crap on Diaryland from morons that can't wait to talk about how many cool parties they attended to get really drunk. I'm tired of those diary entries since they lack any substance.

I want to go to Indiana and spend time with someone that I feel may know me...........

My week will be hell since I'm on everyday except Thursday. Fine by me. The only issue that makes me laugh is that I will work til 3am on Wednesday to clear the floor. The stockers will start at 9pm, just as I will lose my sanity with how much cardboard a Hedgehoggy can chuck before he finds himself wearing nothing but an oven mit.

I want to fly away from here.........

Remember when I said how small my family is? Well, the good news is that the only sane relatives I have are coming here. My Aunt and Uncle with 1 of the 2 cousins I have will be here when a sleepy Hedgehoggy wakes up from being in front of a baler wearing nothing but an oven mit. *Should I post pics of this?* No one stirs up debate at a table like my Aunt. I'm not missing my grandpa since he gave away the things he promised to me to all those evil cousins. Fuck him. They can eat a Thanksgiving Dinner in their cold little assisted living home all by themselves.

I wish I had a bigger family or at least some more nicer ones.........

So, I hope everyone finds their spirit in this time of scariness thanks to the evil Republicans slowly taking over the world. I should shake things up soon by telling everything I miss about sex. I know I keep hinting at this entry but I want to put some real spice into it from a male's perspective that just might leave you with a reaction or knowledge of how I view it. Plus, it's just a good thing to release into the world, a person not afraid to tell it like it is.

I wish I was at the North Pole with Buddy from that movie Elf so I could sing sappy songs of weirdness to warm all the cold hearts around me. Goodnight. 0 Got Balls?

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