-The Company Of Wolves

What a perfect day for me. Waking up all lazy-like from a much disrupted sleep. I'm not sure why I have trouble sleeping but it could be a certain girl that I am really liking. Oh, but you don't want to read of how the male flirts with the lovely female species all due to a new outlook towards thoughts and ideas or do you? There is just something about a girl that awakens something that was once stirring......

What made this day pretty damn nifty was hitting the gym for a short but effective workout that found me using my best impression of kung fu talk with Alex, a guy that works there and lives with his dreads. White guys with hair like that give off a major hippy vibe. Alex is so hippy that it's comin' out his ass as he tries to match me with his martial arts talk that is ad-libbed.

*Mystical gong sound*"I...will fuck...you up, mother....fucker."

I enjoy weird workouts that have a bit of creativity. Oops, there goes my New Year's Resolution #1, huh? I just cannot stop being a bit odd in the gym. You can even find me talking to this retired Veteran that cannot understand why military people vote for Bush. Finally, a guy that thinks outside the system!

Now, I'm a guy that likes to have a mission after feeling good. With all the good blood flowing within my veins, I've got to calm that amazing energy with a good book or two.

Borders. I'm so there a lot. I'll alternate between Barnes and Borders but this one is king for the nice chairs with a small table so the guys can place the lates Penthouse or Girls Of Penthouse while I enjoy something along the lines of Spiderman or Rolling Stone.

So, I sat there in awe over a book I've been meaning to take the time to look at. It's called "Movies Of the 80's" and the pictures really brought me back to the time of movies like Blade Runner, Aliens, Ghostbusters, Amadeus, Chariots Of Fire, and many, many more. As a little kid, I was so fucking into Arnold's Conan the Barbarian because it showed violence so brutal that I couldn't look away.

We all find movies that show something we feel we relate to. I just recently fell in love with Garden State because that Andrew character is me while I see someone that I think often of as the Sam character because she awakens him up within the 4-day visit to his mother's funeral.

However, I was always fascinated with a little flick called The Company Of Wolves as a kid. It was always shown so late at night that I could never see it no matter how many times I set my alarm for 4am to sit in front of the British Television Channel. Yes, it is about werewolves and all that and yes, I love them to death due to my fear of the lycanthorpe variety but there was something more........

The Company Of Wolves was said to be "an actual account of a girl's sexual awakening reduced to porn" even if there is very little nudity in the film. I never understood this statement but kept it within til I had the chance to see the flick.

It doesn't disappoint. The Company Of Wolves is so fuckin' warped and weird that I have to say that I loved it. Neil Jordan, a painter in the past, made some of the oddest of landscapes for a forest haunted by wolves. Here, the werewolves are actual wolves and not the hairy 2-legged beasts we see in movies like American Werewolf In London or my personal favorite, Dog Soldiers (a fine flick!!).

You find a young girl warned to not stray from the forest's path that signifies so many things along with her actual experimenting with her sexuality. Angela Landsbury as the grandmother!?! Oh, kinky with a twist she wrote! Of course, we all know that events come with a price and nightmares are created.

It's hard to find The Company Of Wolves because it's like those little obscure movies that are hidden in the background while morons continue to find Fat Albert so amusing. It took me awhile to get a hold of the DVD in order to see its entirety. I'm in love with the weird and gifted of arts that cause an emotion and The Company Of Wolves has an "Alice In Wonderland" with a warped sense of humor appeal to it. We were destined for each other.

Today? Loved an article in the local newspaper on beekeepers. They work pretty damn close to my house so I've seen these beehives as I drive to see Bald-O down south. Since I'm a lover of bees but not wasps (nasty fuckers!), I get an extra jolt due to my mother's insisting on telling everyone that I was a picky baby. Why? On my "saucy," I always insisted on honey.

Yeah, I love honey. Love it on graham crackers and love it poured in my mouth. If you wanna sleep with me, wear some honey and I'll like it off in the most impolite manner. Born to lick.

I'm not sure what it is but I've been getting some major looks from girls. 2 of them were in the grocery store and then another very flirtacious one in a warehouse store. I walked away and looked back to find her still looking directly at me. Geez, I'm only sexy in the winter since I sure as hell didn't get this much attention in the summer.

Then again, today's Surreal Life show on VH1 had us view Verne Troyer a.k.a. "Minie-Me" completely nude and peeing in the corner of a house after passing out earlier from a long drinking spree. The dude is 2 feet and 6 inches but drinks more than me but at least I don't have to be carried. Instead, I get dragged all over the carpet. Good times and good cheer!

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