-Hedgehoggy

How many can't wait til Spring? Oh, man, am I just a nervous bunch of energy about to erupt all due to being stuck inside due to a very cold floating all around to the point that I wanna curl up in a toaster if someone could just fold me sideways. Got that?

Well, if you don't think of me as psycho after reading that, I'd like to add that I'm just ah itchin' to start wearing my old cargos with t-shirts just wanting to absorb themselves on me. Yeah, real original for me to be sportin' a CBGB black shirt underneath a long sleeve white one while wearing jeans with holes and a black belt above my black/red Air Jordans. C'mon, it's all about the weirdness factor. We've got "jock," "rebel," and just plain "odd" all in one. I think a wise woman once told me that it's totally hip to shop at A&F when no one's lookin' since they got the best cargos or khakis.

To me, there's something about the space issue of having so many pockets in cargos that if someone asks for something, you just have to have it. Lighter? Cigs? Porno for emergencies? Funny thing is I don't smoke but I used to carry a lighter due to my drunken roommates needing them. Plus, it's fun to have something to play with in your hands but it's even better when a certain lady decides to insert her hands to play some pocket pool.

Scooby: "Sara, where are you?"

My day? Well, let's just say that I had a lot of sorority girls smile when they saw me in the gym. Yeah, some of my friends have come back from vacations with less brain cells. I've just got this personality that everyone likes me in my gym, be it jocks, geeks, and the occasional middle aged guy that still thinks he has what it takes to play football. The only area missing is the rockers since they don't come out til after 10pm.

Man: "Gym's closed, dude."

However, I found one of my sorority friends (sporting new Chanel earrings on the treadmill courtesy of her boyfriend-this is where girls get catty) with quite a mind. You see, she studies economics and I just took a step back as she parlayed out an impressive essay on why she will continue to work out in my gym. I can't say her name in here since it is quite unique but we'll call her "I." Oh, I got sweat on me after I hugged her.

I know I have a knack for knocking down sorority girls because many are just completely out of it when it comes to complex issues but there are some that mean well so give those girls that wear letters on their butts a chance. A pea for a brain is a terrible thing to waste. Go T and A!

Then I proceed to laugh as Joe, my impressively large ex-linebacker for a college Texas team, demonstrated a catch made by a member of the Philadelphia Eagles yesterday. It involved him appearing to give birth on the floor while a small crowd of guys laughed. As I told you, football playoffs bring out a different side of us males.

I'm a bit worrried due to accidently finding out that my little brother is planning on leaving this state for North Carolina in June or July. The reason is my mother is going to be very, very upset in an already tough time. We've had my grandmother die last year and her own mother has alzheimer's in which this still has some major issues to this day. Just hope this information I found out is false.

Bonnie our tough Yorkshire that would have you to believe she is on steroids has a lump on the lower part of her stomach. Of course, that means a visit to the vet and I enjoy those. Today's was a good one all due to an 8 week old boxer puppy being held next to me. Oh, I was so googly-eyed at this quiet little dog with huge paws about to get her shots. I just turn into the most pathetic little person making all kinds of kissy sounds.

Editor: "Can you imagine how Hedgehoggy would act in bed with a real live girl? The horror! The horror!"

Animals. They just fascinate me, even the dangerous ones like tigers since I have this dream of walking around the neighborhood with one on a chain. Think about how many car accidents I could cause with people just staring completely. Plus, think about how much more sexy I'd be with a tiger!

I'm still reading Sara's diary and continue to become more and more into this girl. Jeez, why did I not meet her earlier!?! That is all I will say on that. Lovely girl.

Ya know what? I don't know what Brad Pitt saw in Jennifer Aniston, to be truthful. I'm more into the dark mysterious type of Angelina Jolie, the one that is rumored to have stolen Brad's heart during filming of Mr. And Mrs. Smith (have you seen the movie trailer!?! Holy shit! That's my girl, Angelina, holding it down with a Mack-10). It's funny how I see that romantic dinner that turns into a full on fist fight between Brad and Angelina as Tyler Durden versus Lara Croft.

Film Geeks: "Whoa! That was, like, so smart to come up with! Do you think your audience will get it?"

Well, just wanted to get an entry out since I have a morning doctor's appointment on allergy issues that happened recently. The good thing is that I don't have to pull my penis out and cough since everyone's hands are so cold at this time of year. Goodnight and may the Force be with you. See? Still geeky and proud!

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