Well, I must say that my ultra comfy lons sleeved AC/DC retro t-shirt should find itself in the dirty clothes bin soon. It just so happens that during this snowstorm I have been wearing it for 3 days straight and continuously loving it. I'm part clean cut, part grubby, part sporty, and pretty much all around chameleon when it comes to clothes. However, when one finds a fave "t," thou must wear it til it smells funny.

FYI: I still smell good. Always have. Always will.

Someone made an interesting statement about the people on Room Raiders. The guys always seem to freak out when they inspect a girl's room over vibrators or dildos after rummaging through the panty/thong drawer. Sad. There was this one guy that really, really annoyed me when he held up a girl's dirty undies to inspect them with a magnifying glass but found it so gross when a vibrator was found in a drawer.

Most guys are so stupid. This same guy that freaked out over a vibrator had a huge stash of porn in a big case of some sort but somehow found it so awful that a girl enjoys porn as well. In case this feels like deja vu, yes, I did talk a bit about this before but I want to add something.

Just about every guy I know is so fucking scared of a woman with a strong sexuality. It's okay for my boys to sit and talk about dripping wet vaginas all day but if a girl in our presence suddenly talks about her love of big thick penises, all is silent. I'm not joking at all. It's like guys are told to be upfront on sex but if girls do this it is foreign in some way. Nice girls don't have sex, right?

I would absolutely love it if I had a girlfriend that came with me to see my boys down south. While a bunch of them are seated around watching TV or talking, it would be THE SHIT to hear my girlfriend blurt out about how much she loves to give head or something related to this matter. The shock on my boys' faces would be perfect since I get so tired of their sexism shit that only they can talk about fucking.

Why is a woman with an uninhibited desire for sex so dangerous to guys? Don't look at me because I am fine with all these diaries here on Diaryland talking about their love of giving head or fucking. It's amusing to read what the opposite sex enjoys as opposed to hearing my boys talk about sniffing Britney Spears's panties.

I'm curious as to girls' pasts when the subject of sex comes up. Do their mothers tell them to keep quiet about any kind of sexual enjoyment? Do moms giggle together with their daughters in conversations about sexual matters as guys' fathers do? I don't know how to put the questions any better thanks to never really asking such things in the past. If you must know, my mom insisted I start having sex since she basically thinks it is a fun healthy thing to enjoy. Now, do you understand why I had no reason to rebel in this house?

Oh, I keep forgetting that Tuesday sees the release of Alien Versus Predator on DVD. Nope, never saw it but I might be planning to since both characters are a part of franchises that were once cool. My personal favorite? The Alien, cold ruthless, and extremely deadly with a tendency to actually think but only to serve his queen.

Editor: "Hmmmmm.......sounds like you in bed, huh?"

For me, I just hate it when directors ruin great characters. I've only loved Alien and Aliens since the other sequels weren't packing much in the brain power department. Introducing new forms of aliens was nice but what people keep forgetting in why Aliens was so amazing is that we cared about each character, especially the marines brought in to rescue the colonists. Man, am I the only guy that would go gay for Michael Biehn? The really sad part is that I think I would be in love with myself since the character, Hicks, reminds me of me.

FYI: Yes, I would stay behind to rescue the person I love on a planet about to be blown to bits even if it meant an almost certain death. We all go home or no one goes home.

I, seriously, doubt George Bush would bother to fight for anyone. He'd run away as fast as his little legs could go.

Anyone else think we should send Bush's daughters to Thailand to help the pina colada industry get a shot in the arm and help their economy in doing so?

If you wish to know our fate in this weekend that started off with a major snowstorm, we are fine. In fact, it was quite warm today so you could find me in the backyard in my AC/DC shirt flinging my dogs' shit into the neighbors' yard while Clyde, the steroid Yorkie, tried to chase me. It's a lot of fun to run around in circles while my dogs have no clue as to how to play. We've come up with a form of tag but it ends up me almost slipping on wet snow into dogshit.

Well, that's all outta me but people keep Googling "Watching My Girlfriend Pee" or "Where Do Girls Pee" and coming up with my diary. It seems that there is another peeing fetish rising up again so do I need to go there in explaining things to lonely guys with too much time on their hands? I know where girls pee.

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