-"Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe

For those of you that have a hard time comprehending why I hate this pathetic war in Iraq, I offer you this. That recent helicopter crash? Well, it just so happens that one of those guys lived here in my town and it is all over the local papers. The part that hits home with me is that I know the guy's mom since I worked with her as a volunteer at the Humane Society for 2 summers.

It really hits home at how awful things are when you remember how a death is somehow within a string of people you know. It's not as strong as when an actual relative dies but you know how we aren't the immortals we tend to think we are. Hell, I'm the dipshit that wishes he were a ninja/werewolf hoping to save this world from murderers and rapists.

Editor: "Ya gotta dream big!"

Yeah, that kid's mom was a woman that brought in dangerous animals that I, sometimes, got to help with. I'll never forget the giant rabid Saint Bernard that tends to remind me of Stephen King's Cujo. Damn, that was one giant head of drool after all those small animals it killed along with an attack on small children. It was fun working with this woman that could handle dealing with the local black kids that mistreated their pit bulls or rotweilers. Hell hath no fury like a fat chick scorned!

I was reading the local free paper since it's always available on the bench where I work out. There, in the back, was a coupon for $1 off a strip joint advertised as being 32 minutes away from my town. Funny. The actual cover is $2 so that $1 in savings sure does a lot to get into an establishment where completely nude women dance around. Who says guys don't cut out coupons?

My last entry may have sounded kind of mean to guys that get off on watching women pee but it wasn't really meant to be that way. I was just pointing out how I found it kind of odd. It's just not my kind of thing and I respect guys that have the ability to say what turns them on.

Everyone seems to have some kind of kinky thing that gets them all hot and bothered. Be it whips, strap-ons, leather, rubber, dildos, lube, or feet, Americans love something. It's the Germans that completely gross me out but we will not be going there. Yeah, I've read what many like in their porn over there so we are not going into that subject.

What is erotic to me? I'm pretty simple with hardly a repressed taste in sexuality. Of course, I am also pretty open due to losing my virginity to a woman that started something I can never forget along with it being one of the Top 3 Events in my life. Some lost theirs in the back of a car or in a cornfield. I lost mine in front of a roaring fire after watching Disney's Beauty And the Beast and The Bangle's "Eternal Flame" playing.

So, what turns me on? I love ponytails and I know this is going to sound weirder than anything else but they just do it for me. It's possibly my love of seeing more of a woman's face or it could be the amount of hair that flops back and forth as she walkd with a ponytail. A part of me could be wondering what it is like to have hair that long because I've always had it short or a tiny bit close to enough to rubber band it to look like that She-Man found on the TV show, In Living Color, played by Jim Carrey. Remember him/her?

It sounds so cliche but I love the mind so a smart woman that can show me things she enjoys or can actually talk up a storm is good, real good. What is it about a conversation that ends up in a heated debate over Iraq, followed by Condoleeza Rice, and soon to where missing socks really end up, or whether ALF really did eat cats say to me? She's smart and fun to talk to! Easy. Many women I know have no clue as to what is going on in this world but more interest in who is on TRL. Sad.

Panties. I am not afraid to admit that this tiny, and I mean tiny, amount of fabric is such a turn on. No, I don't wear them like my friend, MR, did with his ex-girlfriend but I cannot get enough how cute they are. Just seeing panties being worn that tend to hide those delicious pink parts all while hinting at the shape of her ass is my, oh, my so out there with me. It's funny how a really smart woman can make me float around when I can even just see a tiny bit of the rim of her panties to give me that hint as to what color they are or what type.

I'm not a fan of thongs unless they really suit her ass. Most women cannot pull off wearing them but I'm fine with this. I love teeny tiny panties that hides but gives me an idea about those naughty bits. Preferable color? White with little cherries or tiny little red characters, light pink, red, or even grey. Black is okay but not big with me unless it has something that makes it unique like another color to bring it out.

I love eyes, especially big brown eyes that look directly at you. "Windows to the soul" as they say but a whole lot more to me.

Her scent. It drives me wild how a girl's skin smells so nice. There's that tiny trace of similarity within all women but something that makes them unique as well. You can detect it easily if she sleeps on a pillow but soon find yourself using. Of course, that could also mean the smell of her hair as well.

I love how the vagina has a unique scent as well. It's hard to describe but just know that I love it. The first hint of the scent is kind of strong and takes a few seconds of getting used to but soothes me when it is accepted. For me, I get a drunken arousal right before I go down on her thanks to a chemical that is released from within the vagina. Did you know about this? It's been scientifically shown that women unknowingly release a scent from their vaginas that triggers a part of men's brains? There are so many jokes you can go with on this but it's true.

Touch. It's so simple with me but a light touch of my forearm or shoulder sends these spasms within me that just turn me on. Oh, you so don't want to do that if you are teasing me because I'm so itching to go at it.

Editor: "Kind of like when JCPenney has that 1 Day Sale? It doesn't get much better than that!"

I'll finish this subject another time but I'm warning you that my feelings of all that is erotic are quite boring. I'm fine with whips, chains, and all that but they don't get to me as much. Orgies would invite the voyeur in me but bore me within hours. I've never been one to be interested in more than one girl. Fierce loyalty is what you get but I'll watch if that were ever an actual event. 2 women having sex is a definite turn on because not only is it 2 naked women but a way of learning how both like to be touched.

Editor: "Always the intellect asshole, huh?"

I've been bored with my diary and am thinking of taking off from it for a week or 2. Much of what I have to say doesn't get to me or makes me feel as if I am putting anything of interest on it. Who knows what I'll do since I have too many interests that need my attention.

Much of me is still routine. My trips to the gym end up too long thanks to me talking to half the population there. I'm such a weirdo full of vocabulary for different walks of life. I know retired verterans, models, strippers (They're the ones with big boobies), high school girls (The OC! We all love Seth Cohen!), and whatever person walks within my path. It's just funny how I can relate with a different subject to each person.

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