-I'll admit that it stings when someone drops me from their faves list. Even if I don't care what they do, it does make me wonder if I am creative in my diary as well as interesting since there are so many that are boring out there. I even find myself worrying that this world is slowly becoming a place where the slightest thing that ticks someone off means a complete cut-off. I've been offended many, many times but never dropped someone over a small issue.

Now, it really makes me furious when someone that drops me comes back to read me. Oh, how I hate it! Hate it! Why the fuck do people drop me from their faves list but come see me from time to time or act all shocked that I am a little hurt? Geez, now it makes me wonder if my feelings are ever taken into consideration. If you don't like me, fuck off and stay away, please. If you add me to your faves, beware that I may say things that offend but I'd rather people hate me for who I am than love me for who I am not.

-Applications are such a bitch. It took me close to 40 minutes to get through an online one for a new company opening up in the Spring. I'm not that big on this job but it's work and I hate doing nothing at this time.

Some of the questions are amusing. "How many dollars in workplace materials have you stolen?" Gee, the other funny thing is that they told on the application that it was okay for you to steal paper and pencils. I was so relieved because I love paper! Paper! Paper! Pencils make me hyper if the eraser is really big.

Watched a video online that was odd in some ways but nothing I, as a guy, should complain about. What comes to mind when you hear the words "No More Bush?" Well, if you are a perv (aren't we all in some way?), you are most likely thinking of women's cute little patch of pubic hair.

Editor: "If you're a Republican thinking about politics, Hedgehoggy would like you to go fuck yourself."

It was strange to see a small assortment of models all taking off their bikini bottoms (tops were kept on), place shaving cream on their crotches, and then shave each other. I may not be for completely bare down there since I love a small bush but who am I to argue with such a video? It's great to know that "no more bush" can be meant in many ways.

So, I guess that although I love a good patch of pubic hair on ladies (something about small mohawks), I can accept the protest of the moron in the White House by having every girl go bare. No more Bush!

Speaking of Bush, I did not watch the State Of the Union speech. I've no desire to watch a moron that can barely speak tell more lies all while patting himself on the back about the Iraqi elections. It hurts when shots of soldiers' coffins were attempted to be kept hidden in order to help feed the lie that all is well in Iraq. Do you know how little families receive as compensation for the death of a military member in combat? It's somewhere in the $10,000 range or less. Anybody know the exact number?

Makes you wonder after hearing about all those companies paying out over $40 million for Bush's Inauguration parties along with forcing the city to pay for security. Do you think he really cares about you?

I'm curious as to what Jon Stewart has to say about Bush's State Of the Union Address..........

Highly cool that they made a movie on the release of the 70's porn classic, Deep Throat! Ever seen it? It's absolutely weird, funny, and just plain unforgettable when first viewed. Yeah, it's dated and all but you've got to remember that porn was so outlawed at this time.

Deep Throat, and I've seen this movie only once but would love to have it on DVD, is about a woman that cannot orgasm from sex. On a visit to her doctor, he finds that she has her clitoris at the back of her throat. Hence why this woman must go down on guys to experience an orgasm. Now, I know many guys would be cheering to find a woman like that.

What I like is that oral sex is so mainstream nowadays. In other words, there is nothing wrong with a woman sucking on an angry thick penis or a guy (like me!) licking a soaked vagina. Our only taboo, which is now being broken as well, is anal sex. Gawd, every hole located in the female anatomy must be filled by a cock.

I'll admit that I thought oral sex was a bit weird. I'd never thought of eating a girl out since I had read so many tales of how guys just cannot do it right. Well, I can see why after hearing from my female friends but I've never had any complaints. Nope, beds have been destroyed thanks to my tongue.

Oral sex may be more pleasurable due to the woman's lips applying really nice friction to the cock's skin but I still prefer being inside. There's something about cumming at the same time or I just cannot get enough of being ridden. Cowgirl style is my fave since I like girls to be in control more so than me when it comes to the act.

The first time I ever received a blowjob was a time I was practically molested by Kristan on her couch. I was pushed down, unzipped, and sucked after a heavy kissing session. Boy meets girl. Girl kisses boy. Boy kisses girl. Girl holds down boy. Boy gets hard. Girl swallows boy. Boy goes home with a new thrilling experience!

Fact: I always enjoy a little kiss on the tip of my penis after a good oral sex session. Makes me feel so special and needed. Seriously.

Question of the day: "Why is Ashlee Simpson's show still on?"

Oh, to end this, I'd like to say that there is an amusing website that is a place for guys to post their ex-girlfriends' naked pictures. Geez, you'd think girls would be smart enough to not allow guys to take pictures of them with their legs completely spread open or in, uh, awkward postions, right? Oh, these were the girls that most likely voted for Bush!?!

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