-Wise Eskimo

I swear that this house is rockin' when my dog, Buffy, is out running around. She'll be running all over to play fetch with her squeaky toys for a few hours. When Buffy asks to be put to bed in her playpen, it's so quiet in here. We'll just have to admit that she's our little firecracker but no quite up to par with the frat houses I've been in.

So, we all love to cause our friends to get a little extra red in the cheeks or is it just me? I ran into an old college friend, Jason, at Borders but he had yet to know I was there. Since I recognized his car in the parking lot, I just had to find him and there he was in the sociology section.

"HEY, THERE'S NO PORN BACK THERE. TRY UP FRONT!"

That's what I yelled out in the middle of the bookstore that caused Jason to get startled. He knows me so a huge grin followed. Jason is the only guy that I can call bald and hunky to girls because he just has it but only a fixation for Asians.

Of course, Jason and I would chat for a bit about girlfriends, our past in a ghetto college, and even the subject of Brad Pitt's divorce came up (by me, of course) since I just had to let out "How can anyone marry Jennifer Aniston!?! Angelina is THE woman of all time (next to Keira Knightley, of course)." Jason agreed so, for once, I get some props for what woman makes my heart go a little faster.

If you work at Blockbuster and have a friend come up to check out a movie, talk rather loud while saying, "Sorry, sir, we do not carry pornographic movies." A friend of a friend loved to annoy his friends on each trip there.

Yeah, this is an entry all about my night/day so it's nothing special.......

I've been looking over these instructions for the camera in my phone. Tricky so I'll give it my best to take pictures with my T-Mobile Sidekick here and there. I'm allowed 36 stored pics so I'll definitely put Buffy (I know this is sad to find a boy with his dog on there but that is me) and find people that I don't try my best to avoid. Today, I actually hid behind a display found in a store to avoid someone.

I have a request and we all know that no one has ever been able to help me. Ever seen Fast Times At Ridgemont High? Well, this relates *sorta* to it. You see, I love Air Jordan shoes and have far too many but there is a pair of Vans that I cannot find of the black/white checkered variety that I've wanted for so long. Anyone seen them or available in your town? Not too go all Spice Girl on ya but I really, really want 'em.

The movie, The Lords Of Dogtown, revived my need for a pair of Vans because the skaters wear them due to the era being 80's. Interesting true story but I'm more into the shoes for now.

Speaking of Summer movies, I've already made a list and, yes, the new Star Wars flick is in (but not at the top). I'm horribly, horribly dying to see the new Batman flick (June 17th) since it takes place at a time I love, Bruce Wayne's beginnings of martial arts training before he becomes Batman. The whole flick looks dark, something that Batman is and follows to strike fear in enemies, unlike that horrible flick prior. We so do not need nipples on the batsuit or an enhancing codpiece to protect the batcock.

Mr. And Mrs. Smith, the movie that is supposedly what caused Jennifer Aniston to divorce Brad, is a must see for June 10th. Just that dinner scene where Angelina gets into a fist-fight with him is worth the admission price. How can anyone not like her!?! Even if Tomb Raider 2 was lightly dull, I still have urges to see it all because of Angelina.

There's a funny movie called "The 40 Year Old Virgin" that's about what it states but the guy is called out on it. What gets to me is that I just read a letter to the editor of Playboy in which a 50something year old guy talked of still being a virgin. I don't see it as a big deal but I sure as hell remember my first time like it was yesterday and enjoyed all 43 minutes of it.

Ran into another friend at a different bookstore. *Yes, I haunt these places* She told me about how a friend of a bride didn't show up to a wedding. This person is a model and friends with Paris Hilton so I really didn't expect much of sincerity out of "yes, I will be at your wedding." The bride, herself, was a complete two-face in my high school so it's great to hear her being hurt. Funny how I sit here feeling sorry for the groom, a great guy that should not be married to a complete blech of a blonde that reminds me of a bloated porcupine fish.

I'm sure the hardcore geeks know what I am talking about when I state that I have been curious about the "Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. The movie's trailer has been getting some major play as I have scratched my head and wondered what is this cult fave book about. I now have this book and will start as soon as my Dragon Lance is finished. How's that for total dork and proud?

I'd like to thank those that enjoyed my Vagina Entry. I'm guessing girls get a kick out of knowing what we boys (well, this one, at least) think about it. Now, I know I'd go as a hypocrite in saying that I was probably on my way to being a nice little male GYNO due to my curiousity of it at such a young age. While many guys were just looking at Penthouse and Hustler or Shaved Asian, I was more into knowing about the vagina. Well, we can now go from the outside of a jock, the inside of a geek, a dork for reading cult/nerd books, and a dash of doctor due to a love of the female anatomy.

Editor: "I tell ya, he gets more complex by the minute."

Well, I need to read another chapter and sleep due to my need to hit the elliptical machine tomorrow after a short workout. I've had the strange experience of showing a black guy how to put his new Air Jordan XX's on today so somehow I feel more peppy, yo. I'll be rollin' to a song sung by Whitney Houston with the windows rolled up but not afraid to say, You can't touch this!" while doing The Beyonce in a small town's downtown area. Am I the only one that can handle the looks I get while wearing "I Love Lesbians" in the Republican loving areas? Goodnight.

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