-The Lost Boys

I'm not sure how to begin because my mind is still a bit woozy on the latest Veronica Mars episode. You see, it always leaves me with this huge urge for more thanks to the witty storylines, such interesting characters that keep reappearing, and a long convincing whodunit. Just as Veronica Mars ended, I sat up straight and started yelling at my 46 inch sweet thing giving me that V. Mars love on Tuesday nights. It doesn't get much weirder than a boy that talks to his TV.

Looks like I'll be leaving soon if the plans go through like I hope. Sunday is the day I go back to Indiana but not everything is completely 100% but I hope it happens. The sex just keeps getting more intense while Sara and I seem to have absolutely no worries of each other. She's knowing me more and more.

I did take up advice from a fellow Diarylander in the book area. According to Summerroll, "The Sexual Life Of Catherine M." by Catherine Millet might just be the kind of kinky read I need. I'm the kind that likes to mix up his reads so I go from total geek, to fantasy, to drama, and to complete kinkiness. We can all learn about sexuality from a woman that's bedded many men. This will only start after I get done with "A Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams. Total dorkiness at its weirdest, folks.

Someone brought up the whole degradation of women in porn lately thanks to the money shot being placed all over women's faces. There was no more cumming on a girl's ass or breasts but instead the trend is to release on a woman with her mouth completely open but, hey, why not try it up her nose? I've heard that cum burns when it gets in the eye.

It's called "bukkake" for those that do not know. It's a Japanese term that I'm lost in how to describe it but you basically get the idea of guys wanking til they cum all over a girl's face. Degrading? Quite. However, you must remember that things that turn you on might not turn on others.

Actually, if you take the whole history of porn, bukkake is not quite as degrading as it sounds. Look at it this way:

Porn started long before Deep Throat and was basically fat white women dancing around totally nude with massive bushes. There was very little sound and these 10 minute shorts were shown in secret.

Along comes the movies we all come to know, Deep Throat, Debbie Does Dallas, The Devil In Miss Jones, etc. Porn is shown in theaters that are pretty much junked up versions of where you'd go see the nice flicks like Star Wars or Kramer Versus Kramer. C'mon, which is more entertaining to you? Sitting in a seat that has cum dripping off of it or one where the damn Goobers cost $2 more than at the grocery store?

I've done 2 huge entries on the history of porn so I'm not going into heavy detail. I will tell you this. There is a pattern.

-The 1970's were all about pubes. Women had massive bushes to the point that I don't know what the Meese Commision was bitching about. The pink parts are hard to see! Major trimming was in order but it's those wacky 70's! At least the boobs were real. Floppy but real. Pubic hair was not seen in magazines til Tip Top made it seen. Penthouse followed but Playboy took a long time since Hugh Hefner found it degrading. Yes, you read that right. Playboy was losing sales since men wanted to see it all. 1972 was the year Playboy showed pubes so teenage boys could stop getting all confused but wonder what made those ladies so special to excite their dicks.

-The Money Shot was porn's basic way of showing that the sex was real. Guy's would shoot their loads on a girl's ass, etc. The most famous was Beyond (or Behind, I forget) the Green Door in which a penis is shown ejaculating in slow motion. You'll never believe what was in that porno but it won't be forgotten since you've just got to see it.

-The 80's were where the AIDS scare kind of took a hit on porn but also debuted fake tits in the middle portion, silicone that is. A lot of the aging porn actors would be found here and it is so funny to see a young Ron Jeremy.

-The 90's brought anal sex since the money shot was getting dull. You'll find double penetration and see so many things shoved up a girl's ass that I was pretty much grossed out. I saw it as just using any hole a person can get to. Weird. If you do anal, you get paid more.

-Now? It's been bukkake even though it was dabbled in a little prior. A woman would just get on her knees while being surrounded by 10-15 angry penises. Guess who ends up feeling sticky?

I'm not huge on porn. It's just not my thing to own a stack of videos and all that but I do love the history. Most of my info comes from The Christy Report, an awesome book that goes from very early porn to the present. If you can handle the hard-core pictures, this is for you, anyone curious about where it all began.

What I am getting at is that although I find it degrading to cum on a woman's face, the feelings of the public on this will change from frowning upon it to it just being reality. Seriously. Oral sex was whispered about for so long until the 80's. It was 70's porn to get this all into the mainstream that women can have a good ol' penis in the mouth. Prostitutes were no longer needed quite as much. Seriously.

Of course, anal sex has become so mainstream as well. When I was growing up, I had never ever thought a woman would like a guy to poke her ass. Now, I'm hearing more and more of girls trying it but only 1 I know loves it. That would be G and she told me this as we walked up the stairs to work out.

Everything seems to lose its taboo feeling thanks to something having to be the new thing. Straight sex is considered so dull so porn has to add gangbangs or the sight of women with spunk dripping off their foreheads. Can't wait til these women become mothers or even have their own mothers see that that 4-year college degree paid off.

What I am curious is what is next in porn. It's gotten so mainstream and such that I cannot even think of what hole or next degrading thing they can come up with.

Oh, as for how many pornos I've seen? That's a good question so I'll go with about 10-15. You'll find me laughing more than being sexualized since the only ones I find amusing are those from the 70's like Deep Throat (very funny), Debbie Does Dallas (best dialogue), or something you'll never ever forget, Beyond the Green Door. The 70's were just too funny to take seriously. Someday, I'll have a few on DVD but I'm not running to get them. Just why are they almost $40 a DVD, anyway?

So, if you are curious about the history of porn, do get The Christy Report. Be warned that it is pretty damn explicit in pictures and words as to what happened all while showing how things have changed.

So, I'm a bit tired out thanks to a great workout and having to chew out my dog for pooping on my bed this evening. I was too stupid for realizing that Buffy needed to go outside so I paid dearly with a nice big steaming doo-doo on my Playboy throw. Those little eyes were so sad. Buffy was forgiven and a major cuddle-fest occured.

I'm happy that some people got to see the pictures of me with Sara so my promise was kept. Don't you just hate it when people don't? Gawd, I've known so many people on Diaryland that have lied to me so it's become a huge issue in allowing everyone to see little ol' me. Even Diaryland contains liars and thieves.

Well, I hope this lil' kinky entry wakes y'all up. There is so much to be said on porn that I've not even touched the surface. What I do like is that it's getting more and more acceptable for women to relax with porn. According to a report, almost 40% look at porn online. Just what websites turn you on? Goodnight.

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