Fortune Favors the Bold! I bring great big balls of glory! The Captain's Log
"I love it in your room, at night.
You're the only one that gets through to me.
Through the glow of the candlelight,
I wonder what you're gonna do to me."

-"In Your Room" by The Bangles

Long story short. Ever had a sixth sense that you MUST go somewhere? Even if you don't need to, there is this voice just calling out in you to visit some place that you're not too entirely interested in? I've had a moments like that in which the only one that comes to mind was when I was at the used CD store and saw Garbage's first album there. Bought it. Fell in love. Story ends.

Well, I was in Borders, one of many bookstores I haunt here and there. It's also the place I got The Christy Report, that porn history cruise down memory lane. Here I was just dilly-dallying around hoping that Jason would appear due to my ex-college friend's need to haunt the same place. The next thing you know, my heart just nearly skipped a beat! There were rumors that The Bangles would put out a DVD with all their music videos but I had long forgotten.

My mind was on fire as I read which videos were included on this DVD. 2 of the 3 that cause me to dance around the room like how my college friends used to set each other's socks on fire to get a dance out of the other were on it. Alas, my fave was not.

Never heard of The Bangles? Impressive all-girl rock band that came after The Go Gos. Suzanne Hoffs was cute but I was more into the other lead singer. Looks great but they also sound so good for a time where we tried our best to overcome life's many disappointments.

It's amazing how certain songs just bring back memories but my favorite not found on the DVD was "Hazy Shade Of Winter," a song I love to quote as well as being one written by Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel. Beautiful lyrics that went well with that 80's flick, Less Than Zero. Enjoy because that movie was my life and to see James Spader as he was meant to be seen was beautiful.

"It's the springtime of my life!
Seasons change with scenery,
weaving time in a tapestry
Won't you stop and remember me?"

-"Hazy Shade Of Winter"

I was Clay. Newman was Julian and MR was Claire. It took me, as sober as possible, to deal with Newman's huge descent into alcoholism that found us all at odds. There were no happy endings because the three of us have pretty much gone our seperate ways. MR and I still talk as I mentioned seeing him a short while ago but it's not the same. He was into drugs hardcore that got him sent to a clinic to get is mind erased to the point that it was long til he recognized me. Long story but Less Than Zero, book or movie, is so fucking fantastic to watch that downward spiral someone may find him/herself in if not careful.

I'm a wanted man and it feels good but I'm gonna be worn out. Bald-O won $1,000 and wants to celebrate this with me by having a massive cookout at his place. That means that after I come back from Sara's, I have to drive 2.5 hours to see him. $1,000 buys a lot of beer and long conversations. I'll probably end up passed out with Bald-O's dog after running around to burn off cheeseburgers.

Editor: "It's always cheeseburgers! Do you eat anything else!?!"

So, I see I'm not the only one that enjoys music. India just presented David Hasselhoff with their International Star Of the Year Award. Holy shit! Those people know good music when they hear it, just like Germany. I can just see myself shaking my ass to a little bit o' hairy chest man of the hour, David, as he runs in slow motion towards me. C'mon, I'm always ready, never you fear! Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light but not us, David.

Of course, I am kidding. It's so amusing to me to read other countries' enjoyment of music. What I wish for is that David Hasselhoff decides to move to India or Germany, where he is loved and admired. *I do wish he'd revive Baywatch Hawaii since that was the best one.* While they're at it, I'd like to see Paris Hilton leave. Take Aaron Cartor, too. Oh, and let's not forget Star Jones and.........too many to name. Our country produces too many idiots.

Hedgehoggy's Mind: "Doesn't Star Jones look like a black male drag queen?"

I'll be the only one in the house, tomorrow, thanks to my parents leaving to see my grandparents. Just me and 2 dogs while my major errand is to pick up my Indiana pictures. My mother is going to insist on seeing Sara's along with the basset hounds when she gets back. She's never really asked much about Sara but I'm sure to get questions soon.

This entry is a little jumbly due to my mind being all over the place. A part of me wants to go to my room and play That Bangles's DVD for about 15 minutes while another portion is craving sleep. You see, excitement wears me out to the point that you could find me asleep on the floor in no time.

3 things I hate:

-Too many commercials before the movie plays in a theater. You paid for the movie, not ads of shit you don't need or want. The rule should be 2 movie trailers consisting of movies that tag along to the one you are seeing. For instance, you should not be subjected to shit like Miss Congeniality 2 before viewing Sin City.

-Loop'd out white kids in middle school that think they are hardcore black gangstas. You know the type. They'll wear oversized baggy clothes, throw around "gang signs," and talk tough with language they have no clue as to what they are saying. I blame 50 Cent's popularity but it's been around for too long. What's fun is seeing my black friends that have lived the tough life in the past witness these posers.

-Girls that wear mega-sexy outfits to the gym and then complain about guys looking at them. I've seen too many panty-lines and thongs than I need to. The most ridiculous was when a college girls wore a short skirt on the treadmill. The sad ones are those that wear tummy baring shirts that ride up only to be pulled down every 2 seconds. A simple t-sirt will suffice if you don't want guys to know the color of your panties. Geez.

Bonus: MTV said in a poll that 53% of teenagers don't even know what the Holocaust was. I fear for what this country is going to become with what is being allowed to graduate. This poll made me furious in the same way I get when I read about 13 year old girls moaning about how they didn't realize they could get pregnant their first time experiencing sex. It's a sad world and I'm just trying not to be a part of it.

So, I am outta here and am thinking about airing out more on porn or weird sex issues I've been thinking about. Don't you just love hearing about what America is up to when it comes to bedroom habits? We really shouldn't be surprised since everything has been done before, a couple hundred times. Goodnight.

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