-"Don't You Want Me" by Human League

So, I sit here after a rather large change in my gym habits. I have been playing around in my head to go at a different time, mainly at night, due to all the Season Finales being close to over. Plus, I'm not into working out when it is just damn hot to the point that I drip more than Ron Jeremy climbing stairs.

Lo and behold did I get stared at! I'm guessing at least 9 girls in the gym were checking me out with full glances and some even stared as I walked to where I needed in a old t-shirt cut down the sides all the way to my lower stomach. This towards a guy that has not worked out in what? 7 days? Whoo! I must be doing something right when even some of the older ladies were flirting with me while I was in the cardiovascular section.

The stares were nice and did make me feel good in getting a nice groove on while working out (chest, abs, and cardio) but the real reason I'm going back at night is because I miss my old friends, Gay Nick, Jody, and many, many more I mentioned in my past entries. The only one I ran into was Gay Nick but it was right as I left so expect me to talk about a whole new assortment of characters since I am back to my old ways. You can find all sorts of characters in my gym.

Alas, I am fucking sore. My shoulders make it hard for me to scratch any itches on my back while my chest is so going to be tight due to not working on it for a week. The goal was to sweat out all the poisons, namely beer from the weekend. The past few days I have not felt up to my normal 10% bodyfat ratio.

Now, would girls be interested in a guy that still enjoys Paula Abdul's first album? C'mon, it's gotta be one of many totally lame things I love along with Debbie Gibson's Greatest Hits. If you start playing "Foolish Beat" by Debbie, I'll just lose it because that is an amazing song no matter how old it is.

Editor: "Gotta wonder how a guy that loves Paula Abdul and Debbie Gibson ends up with a girl that loves Nine Inch Nails, folks. Sara and Mike are odd, no?"

Well, the main reason I got Paula Abdul's DVD of videos was for the "Forever Your Girl" one. In it, you see a guy at a bar and this beautiful brunette comes walking towards him. The guy smiles! I've never forgotten that at all since I've always hated it how a person has to act "cool" n' shit while not smiling at your girlfriend or stranger that walks your way.

Okay, I love that video, "Forever Your Girl" for the lyrics as corny as they are along with the cutesiness of the video of the kids trying to act like adults but let's not forget "Cold Hearted." Oh, that was Paula at her best back in 1989. Too bad she is now a washed up prescription addict that tells anyone to sing.

Paula: "He's a lover-boy at play but he don't play by rules."

Watched Britney Spears's new show, Chaotic, and found it extremely boring. Just what is so chaotic about what I saw? If you are wondering, the stuff filmed was BEFORE the Cheeto addiction. Britney and Cheetos go together like a horse and carriage...........talk amongst yourselves.

I'm not sure if the previous entry was out of grouchiness or something else. It could be my anger towards how Christianity and Muslim religions seem to want to control us with how we live our lives. There seems to be no seperation of church and state these days since some idiot gets time to put the 10 Commandments in his courtroom while people debate this. Even a town nearby has started prayers before PTA meetings.

I've lived many years of my life in complete horror and disgust thanks to the private Catholic school I attended from Kindergarten through 8th Grade. Just thinking about those little purple/gold shorts we were forced to wear for P.E. is embarassment enough. Religion is just not for me but I am spiritual. Wiccans, take me away!

Good advice from Hedgehoggy:

-Watch Hedwig And the Angry Inch if you want to see one of the sharpest and funniest movies about a singer trying to find himself all while stalking a guy that supposedly stole his material. The explanations of how the "angry inch" and his crotch being pushed into an elderly diner guy is precious.

-Watch Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events. Nicely done movie that although Jim Carrey was wonderful (as always), I really liked the children since they stole the show for me. Too bad the movie starts so well but kind of slows near the end. Still fun to see!

Oh, I got quoted in another person's blog that isn't even on Diaryland! Way cool! This is almost as cool as that porno website telling me how impressive my diary is. Me being told this by a person in porn is very nice indeed since I've always found myself with a weird point of view when it comes to sexuality and, yes, I am a very big defender of women's sexuality so nothing in your diaries could ever offend me.

To all those that leave notes and such, I have been trying to catch up with y'all and in time I will. Ever since I've gotten home, my tiredness of not having my own bed for some time and missing my dogs makes me not able to sleep. Now that I am home, I'm catching up slowly, very slowly. That reminds me that I have so much to talk about after my 7 days of groovitude, Indiana and the book, "The Sexual Life Of Catherine M." Gawd, just the discussion of the book is sure to warrant panty puddles.

Editor: "We all know how much you love those!"

So, I am going to bow out now with grace and no anger but I will end with the fact that it was nice to be looked at quite a bit by many women while I was in the gym. We all know that only 1 girl has my attention and I miss her touching me for hours. Goodnight.

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