Fortune Favors the Bold! I bring great big balls of glory! The Captain's Log
"Here comes the woman,
with the look in her eye.
Raised on leather,
with flesh on her mind."

-"Devil Inside" by INXS

And so I sit here wondering just what I can say about sex, namely because of a little book that pretty much had me gripped for 50 pages straight. That book was "The Sexual Life Of Catherine M." and, yes, it was banned from some places in the world. It seems people have a hard time thinking that women might have sexual fantasies of getting involved in an orgy. Not many girls I know have ever told me that they want 2 guys slamming into her while she strokes 2 swollen cocks and sucks off another. It's always the quiet ones, huh?

I'm not saying the book, "The Sexual Life Of Catherine M.," was the most amazing read. For one thing, I got kind of tired of reading about sex, sex, sex, and more sex. As much as I love the topic, it can wear you down to boredom. It's just that I should have read the book in smaller doses, since it was fun to read extremely intimate moments.

I mean, what woman would insist on getting out of the car to pee by the side of the road while her boyfriend comes over to insert his penis into her mouth? Well, Catherine sure was fine with it along with rimming.

Rimming: Licking your lover's asshole.

I'm guessing the French sure are kinky since I've read that many married men have women on the side while it's considered perfectly okay. The male psyche is considered to be one that is never satisfied with the current since we are told by society that we want to taste everything. Not really.

Most males are said to have the usual fantasies:

-Threesomes
-Massive amounts of anal sex since it's tighter than the vagina.
-Twins
-Supermodels that tell him he can "put it anywhere he wants."


Then there are the kinky variety of males:

-Licking used tampons or sucking on them.
-Ass licking
-Peeing on her or "water sports."
-Watching women pee.
-The old extreme voyeur one.
-Licking a woman's armpit.

Okay, I'm boring. I like a good fucking up against the dresser, bed, playground equipment, the alley, or on a car parked in a deserted parking lot. There will be a lot of noise and occasional markings in which I will have scratches down the back and side. I have no problem with blood being shed since I have a high pain threshold and fast healing so bite away.

Does that give you an idea as to what I like? It really shouldn't since I'm also in love with sensual love making where you take her head in your hands and kiss her deeply. Isn't that just lovely? I'm totally in love with getting the hair out of her eyes as I look into them. Nothing like spending a morning on top while her legs are wrapped around me.

It's funny how we all enjoy some form of kinkiness since plain ol' sex is B-O-R-I-N-G. The orgasm happens but it's not with the same intensity thanks to your body not being into it. That's where a good form of play comes in and summer is perfect for all this.

In my last entry, I did mention playground equipment. Why? Because anything that has a sense of being caught makes it more fun. Doesn't a small amount of danger make you get an adrenaline shock? For me, it does and I'm completely fine with receiving head up in the wooden portion next to the slides. Just lean me back and allow me to enjoy the warmth of your mouth.

I can be such a dirty, dirty boy because I hold a special place in my heart for fingering. Just why does this act drive me so crazy? It's probably how I marvel at the vagina's wetness. By golly, I've stumbled onto one of nature's truly beautiful creations, to lube itself up for playtime!

My guess is that I will never get over how fun it is to finger thanks to each girl being a mystery. Some like it straight in while others like your finger curved. I've just got to get into the ol' Mystery Machine and solve the case even if Scooby and Shaggy are nowwhere to be found.

If I may put it more bluntly, I love how the vagina gets so soaked since it's a turn on to know she is turned on. Just why do guys take off the panties so fast!?! Sure, this is quite an event here and there but I prefer to keep 'em on for a little longer while licking her neck. Each moan drives me to force my finger(s) in deeper while the back of my hand enjoys the panty puddle so cooly formed. I'm a dirty boy that just loves to play in wet areas, huh?

This boy don't want no creek! No tiny little river will do either! Nosirree, this boy loves a fucking ocean in those panties as he has his way while you are pressed up against the park's largest tree. Your scent should be all over my hand by now and that's another impressive thing about nature, it always leaves a mark in some way.

As much as I hate the religious fucks, I'll give them one thing. The fact that they make sex feel so raunchy and naughty makes it more fun. What guy does not enjoy the sight of his girlfriend licking all the cum up from his cock? Anyone?

Anyone: "A B-O-R-I-N-G one!"

Is it just me in saying that summer seems to bring about this sudden desire for sex? Many diaries are showing this as well. I guess that the nuns in my private Catholic school were right. The whores have slowly taken over. Nuns suck.

The point to sex is that nothing is wrong or gross or in the case of high school idiots, "retarded." Various body fluids are shared and things give off a certain scent. That's what makes it all fun. Gawd, I love running my fingers in a sweetly laced panty puddle and I'm fine with saying that. That should just be as easy as hearing from a girl that loves to suck a guy off.

Doesn't it eat at you? I mean, if you haven't had sex in so long, there gets to be a heavy build-up of needing it since the human body craves to be touched. Studies have shown that babies are happier when given attention. So, why not your body?

Wanna know a great thing I just love about Sara? She tells me things that even my boys down south would get red in the face over. We talk about sex and all things related with no fear between us because it's naturally fun. I've mentioned about how Sara got that strawberry lube at the porn store that tastes pretty damn good but it's also fun to just play around with, too. In no way did the 2 of us feel so dirty while naked pictures and DVDs were all around us.

"The Sexual Life...." had some points that I admire. Catherine did not care what other people thought when it came to her sexual life. She enjoyed giving guys head or licking their assholes for even kinkier fun and she did it with a song in her heart. The fact that she did this made her more powerful since I'm sure males would not know what to say to hearing about a woman that enjoys sex so frankly. Catherine just did not see herself as "barefoot and pregnant."

This kind of reminds me of Kristan and how 2 books on her bookshelf come to mind:

"The Erotic Silence Of the American Housewife" and the Kama Sutra.

Both make excellent reading, I'm sure. It's just that I can totally find myself mesmerized with a woman that has the Kama Sutra on her coffee table.

I love the strength I hold in my arms and chest even if I am in constant self-criticism of my own body. The act of being the dom is fun, at times, when I can pin her to the wall, the shower's tile wall, or pick her up to toss her on the bed. I'm close to 200 pounds at a rate of 10% bodyfat so there can be a lot to work with.

Why does cumming in a girl's mouth make a man seem like curious kittens? It's the simple reason of that she holds the power of her mouth in making sure we orgasm. The rush is when the lips stroke the cum up and there is no holding back. I'll do so with such fury that it wears me out. Times have been spent on my back waiting til I can get up again while Sara smiles.

Damn, this entry has many desires floating throughout my blood! My ass feels kind of sore as I sit here in this chair so I might as well end this soon.

The point from Catherine's book is that she loves to cum. I love to do so as well as you, since the readers that have kept me for years as their fave are obviously sexual. I've read some amusing cases that show how great girls are not afraid to be sexual and enjoy their bodies as well.

It feels funny to tell something like this but when I first had dinner with Sara on that evening, it was up on the top floor of her favorite place. We talked quite a bit but it was here that I realized I wanted to sleep with her. Now, I'm a guy and it's alright for me to think this? Not true. I don't settle that easily but I don't think I could leave without waking up naked next to her since she had my mind as well. Yeah, Sara knows all about that as well as what I ate at the restaurant. Just ask her.

I'm sure this is kind of a weird entry since I'm all over the place. You've seen my face along with my words so you know how I think. My whole world revolves around life's little adventures, sex, love, pain, humor, fun, and finding myself. If I give you a nice entry to smile with, then I've done what I feel is best. So, go out there and give your boyfriend a blowjob when he least expects it but wait til the playground is closed. Oh, why not during the day since kids are too busy playing Xbox nowadays. Goodnight. 0 Got Balls?

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