If you get the quote that I mildly had my way with, you are obviously an 80's music know-it-all. Bonus to anyone that can tell me what band said that and just what had the censors' panties in a bunch thanks to said band.

If you are bored out of your skull on a night like this, I highly recommend cleaning out your closet of old embarassing skeletons. Literally. Obviously, I have many to speak of thanks to the time spent cleaning up a few things in my own closet.

Let's see.......my old Air Jordan Flight shorts (much too small now but now collectibles), a catalog for Deadheads (lots of cool clothes and various things in the help to hide your stash from parents), old Abercrombie & Fitch catalogs (Gawd, I miss all that nudity just to sell clothes. Don't you?), old valuable Rolling Stones (I have all the controversial Britney Spears issues along with Years In Review), old swim trunks (Gay Nick would think I am coming out of the closet now), old photography books (naked girls equals tasteful nudity if done by well known photographer like Sante D'Orazio, etc.), old speaker wire (Just look at my surround sound system, folks), and just about all the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues (I am male. Hear me roar!).

Oh, that's just half my closet. There's a hell of a lot more besides my humongous collection of Abercrombie & Fitch cargo shorts and pants. You've got my complete collection of Playboys from 1984 to present (with various other 80's and 70's issues) plus far too much to mention. If you have a curiousity as to what moves me, you could find yourself lost in my closet for years til you get an answer.

Some of me spent an hour reading this magazine on 80's music. It's quite a historical one that consists of the most embarassing pictures I've ever seen. Did I really worship men that wore so much makeup and glitter? It's amazing how times have changed in which you don't have to have talent, just good looks. Gary Numan would never be allowed to sing "Cars" at this time.

Various pictures were such a thrill to see again. There was Duran Duran in some major candid poses before stars thought they were too good to hang with the public. Sad, huh? It's getting harder and harder to meet people that you dance around the room with nowadays ever since stars are more about what they own than anything else.

I miss a lot of people I would listen to. Sade oozed sex appeal and I loved listening to her during sexual moments. That jazz flow made me feel as if I was inside her gently soothing those swollen walls of sugar.

Gawd, there was Human League and their "Don't You Want Me" that also consisted of a music video with a movie like feel. They looked so weird but I was drawn to them as tiny as I was. Yes, a future jock had no issues with a man that obviously wore makeup and the girls in the group had obvious armpit hair. Lovely.

Like I said, times change and I am forced to listen to drivel by people with no talent. I am hoping that Limp Bizkit will one day be a forgotten relic so Fred Durst's, "Touch my balls and ass," quote will never ever be uttered again. In case you don't know, he put up his own porn tape found on his cell phone that finds him mouthing these words to an unknown girl bent over. Lovely view. Really.

So, I did accomplish the major mission I had. As slow as today was, I wanted little to do. Those erotic poetry magnets are now mine! Mine! My only problem is that they are technical terms. In other words, "penis," "vagina," and "bottom" are quite common. What I would also like is the naughty variety such as "cunt," "cum," and "dick" to spice things up. "Fuck stick" would be a nice touch as well but not necessary. Just what sentence could I create with "bottom," anyway?

I just cannot imagine my mother coming to visit one day and seeing my refridgerator filled with such naughty words. Her wondering whether I grew up right would not be the issue. It would be in good sentence structure. Third Grade was such a bitch when they brought in Phonics to seal the deal in my impending doom on standing up in front of the room to state what each word meant in a sentence.

Editor: "It's also the time where a young Hedgehoggy wanted to give everyone the middle finger and tell everyone to go fuck themselves. Did he tell you that he got flashed in 1st Grade?"

To find out that the jury of Michael Jackson's trial were invited to a party thrown by him is pathetic. Only 1 juror went and I'm guessing that he/she wasn't the one that suspected Michael of early poking around with tykes. It's sad to see that celebrities have no shame because Michael, really, should be crying his eyes out and planning a move out of this country. Self-proclaimed King Of Pop my ass. A man that resorts to "Jesus Juice" to hump little kids has no merit of such words.

In the other round of celebrities with no shame, Tom Cruise is now engaged to Katie Holmes. *Blech!* They've known each other 8 weeks so this well staged publicity movement is nowhere near lagging just yet. Wasn't it romantic that Tom used the Eiffel Tower? I'm sure that the rich white women out there are swooning over how great Tom is but this white boy smells stunt. I'm just sick of celebs thinking that it's THEIR lives that matter so they pull this shit like kissing in front of the paparazzi so frequent that I wish a woman would hit Tom with a sharp pump filled with gravel.

So, as you can see, I have done nothing worthy of merit. As much as I, Hedgehoggy, would like to talk of how individualistic I am, I am really getting antsy to see Sara next week. *Can't wait to hear from her tonight* The whole apartment is to ourselves so walking around naked is on the To Do List. Boys, girls love it when you wiggle your penis in front of them. Lovely idea. Really.

- - 2009-07-07

Love Facebook - 2009-05-07

Retards Away! - 2009-02-16

Jackasses! I Sees 'Em! - 2008-11-28

My Birthday Happened - 2008-09-07