-Me

I'm sure people driving down the road by our house get quite a sight of my dad driving around the yard in a golf cart. Yessirre, it makes our backyard so much easier to navigate through, hit bumps, and chase the occasional squirrel that's just as confused as people drving by. Now, if MTV wants to pimp our golf cart, I'm just gonna allow it since that has yet to be done, folks. Turn it into a lowrider, add a beer cart and mini Plasma TV for those about to rock out to a Debbie Gibson video!

Editor: "You are, like, soooooooo weird."

Gawd, those storms were pretty bad last night. Enormous flooding in the north portion of our town followed by 5 scared little Yorkshire Terriers in need to be around Mom. I'm about 50 pounds more than my mother so I wonder why they choose her over me. Thunder? Mom. Lightning? Mom. Corn, pieces of pizza? Hedgehoggy.

So, should we get started on Part 2 since it's such a dull day? There's not much to talk about since people all over are on vacation or just wanting to do nothing with this heat wave going on. My gym had only a few hardcore addicts (BB Nick, of course-boo!) while Joe and others were sitting around with fans in their faces. Who could blame them since the gym only had 1/2 their air conditioners working.

Part 2 of Things I Don't Find Sexually Appealing:

Okay, I'm calling out for some help here on this topic. I really, really want to know your opinions on this, girls. Seriously. I'm doing the best I can on providing my opinion on this very topic but it involves you more so than me. Don't be shy on telling me how you feel since I love to know what gets people going.

Facials. Alright, in case you don't know what these are, I'll do my best definition. It's where a guy or guys basically shoot their cum on a woman's face. You see them often in porn vids and I've found that guys even in real life love to do this as well. You'll see girls suck a guy off until he tells her that he can't hold back any longer and proceeds to aim his cock right at her face which shows spurts of ejaculate hitting her. The only humorous part is seeing the face of various porno starlets as they smile at the camera so say, "Look, Mom, that college education paid off!"

I've found facials pretty degrading. It's something around the fact that pornos make us feel that women are nothing but a place to cum on. You'll see a line (and I mean a LINE!) of guys keeping themselves hard as to be the next one to shoot their load on to a kneeling woman that seems to actually want this to happen. Am I the only one that finds this degrading but also laughs here and there just at the fact there are so many angry throbbing cocks saluting in such a way?

I've read of a woman that owns a bar with a friend somewhere in the U.S. Once it closes, the friends remaining are the only ones allowed to stay as this woman gets down on her knees to receive major facials from those allowed to participate. This woman told of how she just enjoyed the feeling of cum dripping all over her face. She'd then proceed to lick as much as she could before drying off while exhausted cowboys chill out on the pool table.

Kid Rock: "I wanna be a cowboy.....baaaaaaaaaaaaaby!"

Now, the only thing I can get is this. It's the ultimate of sexiness to have a woman's face directly at my cock. I love that. I love it looked at, licked, sucked, stroked, and touched. The slightest touch of a woman's finger along the veins sends spasms of pleasure. I've been very much against cumming on a woman's face, however.

The funny thing is that I feel it's women in power with this positioning. Here she is with a penis in her mouth and so she decides whether this guy is worthy to recieve pleasure. Not him. It's here that she can be in total control and enjoy the feeling of how just the simple touch on his penis's skin can make a man completely hers. Some men are just lucky she doesn't bite it in half after all the shit they put her through that day.

It's just.......I don't know....odd? I've never thought of actually cumming on a woman's face as being pleasurable. When I saw my first porn video, I was just shocked enough that a guy would take his dick out and then cum on her whether it be chest, back, or legs. Hell, even feet are included if you're a foot fetish type. You see, when an orgasm happens, it's best to just go along with the pleasure than to stop and stroke it on to body parts.

Now, we all know that pornos show guys ejaculating on women because it's an outlaw thing to do. It's porn's way of saying that they are having actual sex. Nothing in this act is fake and that you cannot stop them. Somehow, this all lead up to the huge amount of facials we see today.

Now, I know accidents happen. Sometimes, during a moment where we guys are being blown, we just lose it while she takes a break and out it goes. Oh, an orgasm can feel so good that we forget to tell you to keep our penises away from your faces. The next thing ya know, we're on our knees begging for forgiveness.

I've noticed something in all my own personal sexual experiences. Girls love to watch a guy cum. Seriously. Everyone of them watched as I shot it out. It got to the point that I had the talent to wait til the cum got to the edge of my dick and then shot it out a distance. Voila! A great party trick and, yes, I can work on Tuesdays.

I've learned a bit of the female psyche and a possible reason so many girls like to watch a guy cum. First of all, it is pleasure. She has made him do this from which he cannot hold back. There is power there since girls can make a guy go crazy at this point. Orgasms do strange things so I'm sure girls find amusement as a guy's eyes roll back and toes start to curl up. Plus, that dazed look in our eyes after receiving the most amazing blowjob can cause a girl to laugh. There have been so many times I've stared at the ceiling after Sara got through with me.

And why not? If you look at the Wiccan belief on orgasms, it clearly states that one should rejoice and celebrate each. Watch as your lover releases his/her cum. In fact, consume it since this is the ultimate show of love. Okay, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and state that swallowing is a good thing since the sight of a woman spitting just makes us guys feel kind of bad.

Sad boy: "Ya mean, you don't wanna taste me?"

Now, do I sound sexist? I can understand if the guy has chunks in his spunk that you'd wanna spit. Fine. Some people just don't know how to take care of themselves. For others, it just takes worse than licking pancake batter but only at 3-5 milileters. Just think how you'd feel if he kept a pail right by his side as he goes down on you. Those spitting sounds? He found some raisins in you.

As I said, I do find it degrading to women that guys would shoot their cum on her face. Images of this in which she smiles to the camera while looking like the the town just sneezed on her are pretty fucked up. However, there is a new event in town and I just saw it for the first time in video form.

Female ejaculation. Yes, I was skeptical at first. Pictures can be doctored. Images can be altered. Today, I saw my first video, 27 seconds of a woman masturbating with a vibrator only to take it out and shoot a clear amount of cum on herself in the process. Holy shit! I was in love! It was pure luck that this 27 second video was found by me since I don't go looking for porn on the Internet.

I've always wanted to see female ejaculation. I mean, wow, it's so interesting to share a sexual talent of similar feat. Now, do you see where this goes? Would it bother me if a woman came on my face? I'm going to say no since it is considered at this point a time where her orgasm is so unbelievable since her g-spot has been hit. I'd hate to ruin a moment of such pleasure if I were going down on her. Her cum on my face? No problem at all.

It leaves it at this point. I find it quite degrading to cum on a woman's face what with how the porno industry has brought. However, if she finds this to be arousing and loving, I'm fine with it. In my past, I've been ordered to cum on breasts and tummy since girls have loved to watch as I shot all I had. My favorite response was, "Does it ever stop? That's a lot!" It took time but I got into it so a woman watching me cum is so erotic! Trust me. Guys love to be sex objects at various times since penises are not loved as much as they should be when it comes to the media.

I don't know about you but I'm for sex as just being fun again. No having to worry about what others think as you do crazy things most wouldn't dare try. It's here that I just might say I feel that the sight of a woman on her knees as guys circle around her to ejaculate is not something I'd participate in but, hey, if she's having fun, more power to her. It just might be here that she has this feeling of power while penises of various sizes show their feelings. I'd throw up, too.

So, how do you feel about this? I'm curious as to your opinions of how far they've taken facials. I've heard of more than 100 guys in a line doing this. Since many are videotaped for sale to porn shops, they'll advertise in order to attract guys. That's how they did the Houston 500 in which 500 guys were needed to fuck the porn star, Houston. Do you draw the line anywhere as to where a guy can cum on you?

Oh, man, I just know I am going to get Google'd big time over "facials." My diary almost always attracts the people looking for spank material all night. Whatever helps you sleep, man, but this diary is so much more than about sex.

With all that in mind, I'm outta here. Oh, how I am still waiting for Sara to tell me her schedule after her town going through a major storm. Nothing bad happened to her or anyone around her. I am missing Sara big time so hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Oh, I so need to stop being so sappy. Sappy Mike chooses to say goodbye. G'night.

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