-"Anarchy Burger" by The Vandals

So, what delightful things do I have for you, kids? Nothing! Not a damn fucking thing due to some little bug I have called "insomnia!" Spell it, damn you! I-N-S-O-M-N-I-A. You are so going to be grilled on this in the future due to how much this bastard has started to control me.

I'm a morning person and when I am awakened later than I wish to be things go to hell. I feel as if I am late for everything. To eat, relax in the morning, pee, lunch, and everything just goes fucking nuts within me due to my 8:30am wake-up turning into a 11am one.

It doesn't matter if anything is planned. The only time I will allow myself time in the morning in not waking up so early is obviously when I sleep next to Sara. Her hours are totally different than mine. Sara is a late night owl while I am a go to bed about midnight. Even if I went around 3am, I still get up early.

So, last night, I did something that I'm finding to be a good ritual, watching a movie. No more letting my DVDs just pile up, fucker! I'm ah gonna do my best to weed out some of the ones I find worthwhile to sustain a bit of intelligence within me. I'll be damned that I found a weird little flick that just came out.

Kung Fu Hustle. It is loopy! If you like yo' kung fu movies with a side of looney toons, step right up as you see a fat lady in curlers doing some impressive kung fu. One gang likes to break out in dance moves Travolta would find groovy but this is when they get a victory. Some Chinese guys just cannot pull their pants up all the way as they should. Others stop thinking about murdering when the ice cream truck comes by. Sound like the movie for you? Kung Fu Hustle it to Blockbuster.

Movies I have recently seen:

-The Nest. It's a foreign movie that holds a certain interest due to the police and a pack of thieves all being stuck in a warehouse while a group of majorly armed thugs wants the man the police are escorting. A major prisoner due to his being the boss of a huge prostitution cartel has everyone fucked. The movie isn't perfect but it is interesting. For once, no one is truly a dumbass and helps in the fight.

-Upside Of Anger. Kevin Costner is pretty much always a baseball player. It seems like this because we've got Field Of Dreams (never seen this), For the Love Of the Game (loved it), and now as a former baseball player and drunk. A woman loses her husband, turns to alcoholism, and finds a fellow drunk to spend her days/nights with. You just know that they'll get together. Well, it's not completely formula but I loved The Upside Of Anger in how you feel for the characters, a woman and her daughters.

I'm trying to get to Alexander because I just cannot get enough of Angelina Jolie. Ever since I watched Tomb Raider 2 in bed with Sara, I've had her on my mind. Why, oh, why can't they make another Tomb Raider sequel!?! Why did people stay away from these movies? Man, I had a blast with the first one and enjoyed the second. The Tomb Raider movies were just pure high energy and fun all thanks to those eyes and amazing abilities of Angelina Jolie's Lara Croft. A movie combining Batman with her would be too much for me since I'd be confused as to why my cock is so hard even during scenes with Batman leaping down a building.

So, good week? Bad week? Dear reader, it's been a fiercely wet time thanks to all the rain we've been getting all of a sudden. The summer was as dry as Mrs. Bush's crotch after a trip down a water slide. No one can get that woman to open up in a nice way. That goes ditto for Martha Stewart but we all know you could get her to shriek by pointing your dick while threatening to cum on the curtains.

You know what? I still have not finished Kung Fu Hustle since I am at Chapter 22 out of 28. So, I really shouldn't say too much on it just yet. Fun movie so far. Weird but it is downright funny to me in seeing a woman kick the shit out of her husband. Is that bad?

While I was outside flinging my dogs' shit with the pooper scooper, my mom calls up Bald-O. Does anyone else have parents that call up best friends and such just to talk? Well, that's what it's like here as my mom was concerned about his health after that scare. There was no "Gettin' any loooooovin?" as she usually does. Bald-O's fine after going through a cardiovascular test.

After reading someone's amusing take on being a woman and finding pee on the seat in public restrooms, I am just gosh darn proud to be a man. No wiping the damn thing down or losing a pen in the bowl while doing so. Boys have it made and it's no wonder we like to wave our dicks at you girls to show how much we like you. Just point and fawn over our unique instruments.

I'm outta here to try for an earlier sleep start after I finish Kung Fu Hustle, folks. It's also tomorrow in which I find out whether I am employed or not. Those bastards can't grind me down, dammit! G'night.

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