-Briana Banks

I'm troubled. Here I sit after watching 20 chapters of Princess Of Thieves starring the lovely Keira Knightley and seeing how so much it portrays us today. We've still got idiots leading our good ol' America into the ground yet no one will admit to their blunders no matter how obvious they may be. The news has constantly showed how the poor are getting poorer. Our armies are so thinly placed due to inefficiency within our Commander In Chief. Gee, I wonder who that could be.

I wonder how Rumsfeld is able to sleep at night. Oh, wait! He's at Bush's ranch celebrating their vacation that Bush is only halfway through. Damn, those fools sure seem to sleep better after telling our soldiers to make sacrifices. What about Bush!?! How come we don't see anything on an exit plan in Iraq!?! Nothing. Not a goddamn thing. These Republicans talk about following a god that doesn't allow gays marrying. Do you wanna know how many soldiers' families and lives have been broken up as a result of non-planning when it comes to this war?

On the way home from an errand, I was in back of a large van for some time. On closer inspection, I noticed that what I was following was not an ordinary van but a Christian Fellowship vehicle. The bumper sticker had me a bit steamed when it talked of wanting to bring a person to his leader after welcoming the lord or something like that.

Blech!

It took a lot to not find me backed into this van due to my growing distaste towards the people that voted Bush back into office by forcing Democrats to leave church. True story as I sit here wondering why nobody seems to realize how far things have gotten.

Yeah, I know that I'm probably pretty evil or something but all I ask is for everyone to be accepted. The bigotry, racism, and all that needs to go. It's just that I've found most of this in religions like Christianity due to their outbursts on where a person puts his or her tongue or dick. Rabbits shall fall from the sky!

For me, I have now started to drive less due to gas prices. How are yours? We here are at $2.66 but started our week at $2.75. According to the news, the national average is $2.56 so I wonder why ours is 10 cents more. Our governor promised to look into all this but I doubt he can do much. Bush even promised but........oops. He's on vacation and even cycling with Lance Armstrong.

Suddenly, Lance Armstrong has lost a fan here. Even if I were to win the Super Bowl, I'd hang up on Bush's call to congragulate me.

What I am seeing in my own town is that a lot of people are not driving as much. The traffic is lower than a usual weekend's type. It could just be people winding down after a vacation but I think it's more along the lines of finances, namely that prices have gone up while wages are still too low. According to Bush's America, this is good since his friends need to make the most money off of your backs as possible.

Anything else to add? I took another gander at the book containing pictures of porn stars with and without their clothes. It's quite an amusing and humanizing look to say that these people have feelings, too. Ron Jeremy in all his 10.5 inches of glory. Does that interest you girls?

It's a cute concept to take pictures of porn stars in order to show that they are just like you and me, but have sex on camera. I've never had sex on camera but some of you might have. As many Playboys as I have, I don't have much porn so I learn about the stars from various articles and such. Right now, I admire Jenna Jameson for her amazing wit along with her tigress approach to protecting the porn industry. Briana Banks is just damn gorgeous with that face of hers even if I'm not as attracted to blondes.

Do you know Briana's story? She went through various foster homes after running away from abuse. It was tough to own any form of shelter due to such low wages until Briana found a nude modeling gig for $1,000 a day. Nice, huh? Our world is supposed to warrant to making dreams happen but that's only for rich CEOs' sons that tend to put it all up their noses or in helping dumb down the world. Just where would Paris Hilton be if not with the Hilton name?

People ask me why I like certain people. It's simple. What I like is when someone stands for something, namely something that makes him or her unique. Bald-O does not understand why I hate Paris Hilton when she's so "hot looking" in his words. Blech! I'd rather kiss a goat's bloated ass than spend 10 minutes sticking my fingers up her ass.

Who do I like in this world? Keira Knightley (doesn't run with the Hollywood crowd or whore herself to just any movie), Colin Farrell (such colorful language and drinks with his mates!), Jessica Alba (how can I say no to that face and also rebeller of Hollywood but what's up with Fantastic Four!?!), Bill Maher (the man, the myth, and genius is real and still cynical), and, oh, who the fuck cares whom I enjoy!?!

So, the point is that after seeing and reading about Briana Banks, I like her more. I'm tired of the people that are handed such power to only squander it with stupidity or to make themselves more wealthy. Yeah, I've seen pictures of Briana Banks's naughty parts, very lovely, I might add. Didn't quite finish that porno with her and Jenna Jameson. It made Sara and I want to start bonking.

Speaking of Sara, she should be back from a wedding soon........

About 11 days til I take off to Indiana and then to Atlanta. Birthday boy needs to have fun, drink with some mates, and explore the bounties of friendships. Isn't that what life is all about, rather than having to toil away while The Man makes more money than you'll ever see? Gee, Northwestern Airlines, why do all the workers have to take 25% from their pay while your CEOs keep the fat checks?

Know what the new place to pierce is? Assholes. No, seriously, I guess you can actually pierce your asshole like a girl can pierce her labia. I, just recently, saw a picture of a girl with one and could not believe it. Of all things, I'd want nothing to do with piercing mine. Plus, it'll be harder to deal with if the piercing gets caught on something. Someone'll have to pull for ya.

"No, I am not going to do the Donald Duck voice no matter how hard you pull. Dammit, it's not a string so no joking!"

Saw pictures of traffic in California. Definitely don't know why anyone would want to live in an area where getting 50 feet in a car takes a good 10 minutes. I'm sure Andria would get flipped off by Roseanne again.

Gawd, I know how pathetic I am in saying this but I really, really miss Sara. Bloody hell this is to not be sleeping next to a fair maiden such as she! *Slaps self* Whoops! I'm talking like those in the Shire. Ya know, Robin Hood? Okay, I'll put it in plain-speak and say that I miss my girlfriend a lot and await with much haste these 11 days til I'm back in bed with her! I'll have to practice with getting my clothes off in record time.

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