-"S&M" by 2 Live Crew

It's possible that I may unlock my diary. A good time of leaving people out that will most likely be out stalking others makes this a thought. I just hate it when people lie to me to get things but then leave me hanging high and dry with pathetic excuses. The displaying of oneself on the 'Net is a major thing since you don't know who will see you. For girls, it's far worse but that's a tale for another time.

So, just what are you doing home at this time? Wanting some lovin' but aint gettin' it? Boys only want you for the horizontal dance in the sheets? Is your skill in orally seducing men becomine too well known but you'd rather settle for one? Men can be pretty damn sneaky.

Want a good movie? Pop in High Tension if you have a horror film love for the bloody and just plain wacky. I'm not joking that this whole movie was one hell of a ride that ended with a major twist that I slightly saw coming. Just pay close attention to the little things that killer does and you might get it. Too bad High Tension wasn't seen as much as it should. Could be how bloody it was or the fact that most "safe" (aka "boring") movies attract more people. Hilary Duff can so act.

Editor: *Snicker Snicker*

I've always enjoyed foreign movies that tend to put a little spice in what you think the movie is about only to get a completely fucked up turn around. When we have to rely on directors that think Paris Hilton can act, what's a white boy to do? DVDs are such a gawdsend since it's like we import more than what we did with tapes. Blockbuster has started carrying more unrated but still continues to shy away from sex.

FYI: The reason Blockbuster will not carry Inside Deep Throat's NC-17 version is because of the discussion with porn stars on how to give great head. Of course, women want to provide their lovers with amazing blowjobs but they don't realize that "Life Without Late Fees" comes with a price.

Ah, yes, I once grew up thinking that women did not want to actually see penises, much less my own. I mean, it's there and I'm not too fond of sitting around staring at it. If I had a vagina, I'd go nuts playing with it because it's so goshdarn beautiful and fun to look at. Funny how when I lost my virginity, I could stare at Kristan's all day/night and she didn't see me as being a space cadet. Girls seem to love it when you respect the twat.

I never thought girls wanted to see my penis so bad but they do and did. Girlfriends were in the ol' "in n' out" as being just that. Unzip, put it in, wiggle it about, make her moan, and then zip up. Forget about her wanting to see the penis. It's all about getting the job done but she has no idea what you look like down there. Of course, I did forget to add the cuddling part, something I am completely fine with admitting to liking.

Editor: "No to mention, bubble baths and.........oh, I don't know..typing on a blog."

I've told this story before but people think it's still funny. How did I end up enjoying being naked? Well, it all started after sex with Kristan. Here I was putting my Calvins on that morning to walk down the hall to pee. Suddenly, there was a foot keeping me from doing so and a smile. The famous sentence followed:

"I want to see your penis flop around as you walk."

Now, I'll admit that I was a little stunned. While Kristan certainly had her way with my body, many many blowjobs leading to my deflowering hours prior, I'd never thought that women wanted to see us actually walking around naked. According to Stephen King's "It," the little girl's first sighting of a penis told of it looking like an "elephant's trunk but uglier." So, why the fuck would a woman want to see that?

Good question but women do. The days of males as sex objects has been happening for quite some time while we are now arming ourselves with razors to get rid of some major 'fros down there. I'm still shocked at what I once had growing down there but I can laugh now. Trimmed and lovin' it.

In all my experiences, women start out the same way in sex, oral. It's a good way to get to know a guy's cock, I guess, since you want to examine whether he has any sores or unusual bumps. STDs are not funny. Women will start with looking at the head since it has the most personality and hoping........hoping that he is more than 4 inches. I've known several women that come flat out to say that it matters in wanting to brag about what she's getting.

When you become a boyfriend, the penis is kind of considered property. Why? Well, unlike a vagina, it's out there and grabbable. For instance, I have had girlfriends that insist on sticking their cold hands down my pants and not letting go or even the creative girl that needs to pack it in my Calvins for me. I mean, if we could walk around naked all day, girlfriends will most likely be ahead with penis in towe as she has a nice firm grip on it.

In all seriousness, it is fun to have a girlfriend that insists on playing with my cock. Sara enjoys massaging it or playing with it when the need suits her. I'm kind of thinking about that incident on the bridge where I was felt up a few times or when we just decided to lay in bed only to have my pants down to my ankles. Receiving licks and strokes is good for any time of day.

However, I do know your gigs. It's not the sight of many penises that matter to girls. Unlike guys that will look at porn to see girl after girl with her legs spread open wide, girls are more into what their boyfriends/husbands/lovers have. It's this penis that is resting right next to her after another sex session that she insists on caring about even if she does think about a A & F model every once in a while.

When Sara first saw mine, it was a while after a heavy session of fingering her til she orgasm'd and fell off the couch many times. There was no sly quick look but the need to hold the blanket up and look at it, angry with veins n' all. Like I said, I have no problems with being naked and enjoy showing it all.

A List Of Things That Seem To Matter To Women When It Comes To Penises:

-Veins (Past girlfriends insist on seeing all the veins, seriously!)

-Thickness or girth (They do need to know we are in there)

-Trimming (Makes it easier for her to go down on you but also shows creativity)

-Personality (Yes, they do have personalities! Mine's fun loving and full of life)

-How you cum (Most don't want a "dribbler" or "dripper" but a guy that can shoot cum out since this is, apparently, very entertaining)

-Taste Of Semen (Very big dilemma as to what will happen when it enters mouth. Only 1 girl I knew would not swallow)

-Nicknames (Oh, all girls nickname their boyfriends' penises. I swear.)

-Length (Of course, this had to appear somewhere.)

-Prettiness (I'm sure there are some ugly ones out there as told here on Diaryland and my female friends)

Well, if you have a boy sleeping next to you tonight, go up and play with his cock just completely out of the blue. See what his reaction is. If he doesn't stop playing video games, reading, or whatever, you've got a strange boyfriend.

I'm curious as to how comfortable you are naked. Anyone got something to say about letting it all out in the........uh, open? I'm curious as to how nervous you are at being naked around a lover. Are you shy when opening your legs or does it seem to happen easily? Lights on or off?

Well, I must be off to bed due to work being early in the morning. I'll take a little more crack at this subject later on when I'm inspired to show how fucking insane my mind is. A part of me thinks I am losing creativity thanks to work's wearing me down. Do I suck? G'morning, g'afternoon, and g'night.

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