I'd like to tell all of you that are going to become future managers a little something in dealing with co-workers. Don't ever tell this individual about how easy his/her job is even if it technically is. A trained monkey can do my job but you know what? I'm there and I do it well, very well. Not once have I been sick or lashed out but got things done quickly and quietly so that all of us can go home.

That just pissed me off most of tonight's work. Doug, my boss, commented how easy I have it. What he doesn't know is that I, in cleaning up other people's messes, have to walk a hell of a lot and deal with idiots that cannot seem to figure out that I need space in the aisles to maneuver. Nope, instead they throw all their shit in the middle of the floor while I hope that I don't have to deal with it in the next aisle.

Now, a trained monkey can do my job but you know what? I do it. I've come in on days that I don't have to come in thanks to my boss begging me to help out in the chaos that happens on my days off. Piles and piles of clutter on the floor have to be cleared. Guess who has to do it and complains but says it's "easy?" My boss can be such an ass.

Random night because I don't feel like going into deep thoughts:

-Stinky and Ugly? They're talking but it's not as easy. Ugly's upset that Stinky doesn't see her amazing personality, which I will admit she has. He has no idea that this may be the only girl that would actually consider making hot monkey love to him, a very likely virgin in love with his hand. As if you didn't know, Stinky smells so bad each night even after an obvious shower prior to coming in to work.

-I asked Ugly whether she has a cat even if I already know. Yes, so my assumptions are correct on the cat lady specifications. All I need to know is how much Ugly talks to it and we'll be golden.

-Saw The Devil's Rejects. Heard of it? It's a horror movie directed by Rob Zombie and stars his wife as "Baby." Sadistic little flick of a hell of a lot of violence all in keeping to the exploitation flicks of the 70's. Hell, in the first 40 minutes, you've got torture, humiliation, a major shoot-out, rape, and a sheriff hot on the trail of the killers after nabbing their mother, Mama Firefly. One of my co-workers walked out of the theater in not being able to handle just the first 25 minutes. It came as a complete surprise that after watching The Devil's Rejects that I fell in love with this film! It's not for everyone (it is so bloody disgusting) but it does a major justice in making you, the viewer, feel angry but with a major question. Do you see the sadistic sheriff as being a good guy even if he tortures the criminals after all they've done? The Devil's Rejects is not for everyone so watch at your own risk. I, however, loved it.

-My boss talked about porn with the Hispanic cleaner of the store. Yesterday, I mentioned how he was constantly talking to me about the subject along with his love of Jenna Jameson.

I'm just not into porn all that much. Here and there along with watching it if you pop it in your DVD player. It's just not on my mind but I do enjoy a few things. I ABSOLUTELy love watching a woman getting eaten out and I have 2 scenes that continue to stay in my head.

The first was with a documentary on Ron Jeremy in which a scene where a circle of women completely naked and leaning back with legs completely open was the shit! Ron was to lick each girl and so on. For this major cunt-licker, it's a total fantasy of getting to taste so many girls at once.

The other porn scene was where guys are all lined up along a picnic table as each girl lays down or is on all fours while a guy eats her out. I'll never forget the girl in just cowboy boots putting her ass in that one porn star's face since he, obviously, couldn't get enough of her. I am such a dirty filthy boy.

-According to Men's Fitness Magazine, girls in North Dakota talk of being the most eaten out. New Mexico is the worst since more guys don't care if a girl orgasms all while not wanting to give "mustache rides." Sad. I'd definitely not bond with boys out there.

-I have no idea as to what I am doing this weekend since I have not heard back from Sara yet. Work starts hardcore next week thanks to the Holidays so this little time off is rare. Sleep? I've hardly ever gotten any.

-I'm so tempted to make a sex entry soon but I just hate reading how some of you girls are not getting any. I'd love to hear what you want in bed, all of you. That goes for Jenn, Hoar, Summer, and anyone else willing to tell all. Who likes to be thrown around? Taken from behind? Licked? Whipped? Fingered? Make me hard.

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