-Sara (while I did my best cheerleading impression as she dressed for work)

So, I am back. It's funny how instantly I am able to breathe again as my allergies towards Sara's cat are all too obvious as I sneeze, cough, and sound like a fat kid barely alive during a game of dodgeball. Now, it's just Yorkshire Haven as 5 little dogs take turns trying to knock me down with their little paws in order to get some attention.

I don't know how to express this since some of it just might show a small form of ignorance so I'll just let it all out.

I hate religious nuts. Hate them! Hate 'em so much that I just want to send them away even if I am completely a person that loves the liberties of free speech all while insisting we as free people should listen to both sides. Religious freaks just don't see it that way in that the world is for them to do with what they want and how they see fit.

Courthouses, I have no idea how those folks can deal with the amount of schinanegans religious zealots do. Y'all remember the idiot that thought the Ten Commandments belongs in the courtroom? What about the one that had a giant statue placed on the front of a courthouse all because the guy thought laws were based on just that, the Commandments.

I'm no stranger to dealing with religious freaks. No sirree. I've had nuns that yelled at me in my times of almost being expelled from private Catholic school (my class and mom fought back for me), had nuns tell me that women seeking ravishing sex are nothing but whores (I love "loose" women since they seem to think for themselves) seen my best friend lose himself to a strict religious lifestyle that had him become the most boring idiot in the world (he thought it was his right to ask for a girl's hand in marriage on the first date if he liked her and he'd just watch me die if someone killed me), and my former college's nutcase that brought out a bullhorn to tell us students we were living in sin. Very loud, I might add as all of us walked to classes.

There are just so many reasons to hate the religious freaks that seem to have popped up more frequently as Bush was elected to the presidency. I'm not sure just what this whole incident of allowing the stupidity of the American people does to bring about a guy that stands on top of a soapbox while reeking of urine and a hard-on for little boys means but I'm sick of being told to shut up about it. It's amazing how the church scandals have quieted down as you know for a fact that a little boy is getting molested as you read this all in the name of some moron's love of god.

My real disaste is Muslims. Now, I'm not completely familiar with all that is their religion but the fact that they read and reread the Koran is a sure sign of nutcase. Don't ya think? What really irritates me is this terrorism shit that seems to find our favorite buttfucks so quiet. Muslims protest (violently, too) anything that they see as desicrating their lifestyle. Boo-hoo! You don't read many Muslims denouncing terrorism but only moments where the Koran hits the tidy-bowl. Oh, and, boys, a woman's menstruating does not warrant her as "dirty" with a trip to the shack.

On a personal note, I have to deal with a majorly stinky Pakistani at my gym. Let me tell ya that sweat combined with more sweat on a guy that does no use deodarant has a very large cloud of odors I have yet to be able to describe is not fun. You come to this country, fine? But remember that we Americans do have a few habits that should be followed. I'd understand your beliefs if I was in Pakistan but I have to deal with your stink here on a recurring basis, asshole.

I'm one of the few people that voices Marilyn Manson's need to use the image of wiping his ass with the bible's pages. Hooray for Manson! What he was doing was trying to get us to think about what people define as "holy" or "sacred" is all just a bunch of bullshit. To the religious freaks, there is no debate or open-discussion, only what god says. Pity since everything in the bible looks to be made up with the ol' telephone game. Ever played that? You start a sentence in a group of people only to end up with something completely different at the end. Years go by and people's ideas as to what to put in the bible changes as to what really happened.

We came from apes, okay? Let's leave it at that and go back to enjoying sex while hanging from chandeliers as candy canes stick out our buttholes.

What's with all this backlash towards religion? My girlfriend was harassed by what seems to be a nutcase that snapped. You can read the entry if you know where Sara's diary is, of course. It's cleverly put since I was zonked out on her bed as the keyboard was fired up that night. Yes, I cannot believe I dozed off here and there during a showing of Sin City but that's not the point.

The point is that Sara could have been hurt as I've learned how often religious freaks do not understand simple reasoning as it is their agenda only kept to mind. No common sense but the good ol' question that makes me pretty steamed: "What would Jesus do?" Well, for one thing, if you need a kindly old spook to help you in your day, I want you far, far away to ask this question to your little scented Jesus emblem hanging from the car's rearview mirror as I apply a "I Love Porn" sticker to the bumper.

As I said to Sara this morning, I don't know what I'd do if something happened to her. I knew she had to deal with lunatics but as I've said before, religious freaks are the worst. They can't be reasoned with. They can't be bargained with. They will not stop until you are one of their flock.

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