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I don't know how you feel but I think it best to describe the conversation Joe and I had:

"I'm going to bed right now."

Why is this such a weird thing? You take 2 former athletes that have done the crazy college lifestyle that has a person awake til the wee hours but are now just wanting to take naps or sleep instead of drowning in alcohol.

Yeah, it was the total workouts Joe and I endured in the gym tonight that has my shoulders/chest sore to the max while Joe could barely walk after his own personal workout in which he would talk to the cute Italian girl on the treadmill next to him. Joe's into a two-faced cur that I hate so I am warning him. Obviously, it has no effect as his eyes get all large over her.

Oh, in case you need a recap, that Italian girl is the piece of shit I talked about a while back that showed how much of a snot she truly is. Nobody's good enough for my Joe.

I know. I know my diary is now sounding like a teenage girl's. You see, going to my gym is like a trip back to high school. You have the jocks (me, Joe, Pat, BB Nick, and others), the geeks (anyone wearing horrible clothes not intended for the gym), dorks (those that bring their mother all the time), freaks (yes, there are nipple pierced guys that would make Marilyn Manson proud), wall flowers (this year, we have Mexicans that have no clue as to what they are doing), and the annoying girls that tend to bend over to show their thongs, panties, or the fact that everything is shaved (pretty much those that play Britney Spears on their Mp3 players).

It's not my gym but sometimes it feels that way as I've seen so many people come and go throughout my time in it. Even if I detest a lot of people or get annoyed at how Slut Watcher ruins my concentration by pointing out the latest girl that is bending over, I still think it's a blast to meet people. E has been great to me as we laugh at those that take themselves a little too seriously when passing mirrors. 90% of bodybuilders are dumb. D-U-M-B.

Random Night! Random Night! Why? Because I'm just not in the mood for my usual weirdness.

1. Today, I reached 17,005 readers served. Not that high to you? Well, I got my sitemeter late as I should have been at least with 25,000 by now. It was a slow climb as I battled with man-hating feminists and deranged stalkers. The worst is how a girl thinking she is so punk told me to die after whining about her boyfriend being caught with cocaine.

2. Tomorrow, I will play with that digital camera some more since Buffy, the neighborhood watch program, is loving the posing thing. Unfortunately, she has only one look, just like Paris Hilton has which is of complete confusion. Wouldn't it be awesome if I were allowed to use it in the gym's locker room to show you how insane it is when the bodybuilders practice their posing?

3. I do my research. Today, I picked up an issue of the rap worshipping magazine, XXL, just to see if I had a point in my entry on my hatred for rap. Totally. The interview with Young Jeezy was nothing but a guy barely able to use grammer. Each rapper that was allowed to speak spits out the same thing. "Half of my boys are in coffins while the other half are with the Feds." Maybe there is a reason for all this, Jeezy.

4. Met a guy that moonlights as a bodyguard in my town. Never shake hands with a guy that weighs close to 300 pounds and behind the neck presses 10 plates (slang for 10-45 pound plates). My hand still hurts.

5. Today's laundry roll call: I am missing 2 different colored socks. If you ever happen to come across 1 white/blue sock with an Air Jordan symbol, that's mine. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure aliens are using them for fuel.

6. I'll be leaving Sunday to see Sara. In case you are new to this diary, that's my girlfriend of almost 1-year. I'm still confused as to how all this happened since my longest relationship was 5-months. We're so different. I'm jockish while she's the artist. Hey, if Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown can make it happen, it can happen.

7. It is rumored that Whitney and Bobby are divorcing. (Tee-hee)

8. Gonna see Underworld: Evolution? Well, Sara and I are as I am getting sick of seeing the movie's trailer over and over each day. How many times have you seen it? Oh, but how can I forget those eyes of Kate's as she fights her way out of Marcus's grasp?

9. I think I need sex. I need sex really bad as my body needs soothing. A week of various things annoying me brings up the idea that a nice slow orgasm is needed for relief. Plus, I just love to eat pussy.

10. Yeah, I'm using that word that I hate so much but the word "cunt" has kind of lost it power temporarily. I'd love to use the Mediterranian word meaning "vagina" that I taught Sara but I'm on such a role in saying "pussy." Bad me but let's face it. I need it as it calls out to me to taste.

11. We shall now refer to Hedgehoggy as nothing but a sex obsessed pig that enjoys female empowering movies that would cause men to look away.

12. I know that today's joke was bad. I'm apologizing early as I ride a Veronica Mars high since I got to see the episode I missed while in Indiana. Hooray for reruns!

13. First it was my interest in the Sri Lankan singer, M.I.A. (oh, so gorgeous!) and now it's this female rapper from London, Lady Sovereign. Why is it that female musicians are so much better?

14. Went to Borders to cool off after the workout. Thumbed through the book, "The Big Book Of Porn" for fun. There's a certain section that tells of what country will not allow certain things. Did you know Australia outlaws peeing and spanking videos? I've never found female urination erotic but spanking!?! C'mon, that's huge as witnessed by any visit to the local porn store! Hiss, there's your market! Do discuss as I have now pointed out a total money making endeavor for ya, my saucy Aussie.

15. Definitely going back to Borders to read more on "The Big Book Of Porn" because it's like the whole history on the subject for those with no time. Yes, there are pictures but I loved the List Of Rules when it comes to porn movies.

"Sex between 2 people is boring. 10 is beautiful."

"You don't have to ask where to put it. Any open hole is a lonely hole."

"When a person comes across people having sex, he/she is inclined to join in."

Well, I am outta here as I've got mucho thoughts on things. Valentine's Day is coming up as I continue to dread it like the plague. I've had a curse that seems to come from that date while others hate it because they are single. Some housewives I'm sure will have to have their legs up in the air all because their giant-bellied husband brought home flowers as they, once again, avoided helping around the house. This entry sucks. Happy twats all around.

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