-Revenge Of the Nerds

First of all, I'd like to state that I have no idea why you are reading this diary on a Friday night. Here it is rainy and disgusting while I sit on this computer so I sort of have an excuse. If it's a nice night where you live, go outside for a walk and talk to someone that seems nice. Then again, knowing how many sex offenders there are out there............bring mace. Lots of mace.

What's on my mind? Besides the fact that my workout was only so-so as not many people I know showed up in the gym on this digusting night, I'm nervous about the fact that I must set up my surround sound receiver tomorrow. What's the point in just letting it sit there, anyway? All those wires I have to deal with, not to mention the possible dust back there......ugh. Plus, I want to rearrange a few things to make it even easier to turn on the additions of old video game systems. Old school, baby!

Editor: "He's talkin' the good ol' days of Super Nintendo."

Yeah, I'm sorry for talking technical jargon that you may or may not enjoy reading. I've got a complicated set-up when it comes to my home theater that I bought piece by piece. I only want the best when it comes to movies just like my idol, Hugh Hefner, on his movie days.

So, moving on............pubic hair. Who knew such a topic could cause such a stir as all it really is..........is hair. Seriously. You have hair on your head, underarms, butt, legs, and a very thin type around your whole body. It's when you mention anything relating to that crotch you have, well, you're asking for trouble.

I grew up on women having pubic hair. It was there for my enjoyment as any scene in a movie where panties dropped, was pure icing. Then again, it was all the same in the 80's and 90's, a large bush but occasionally somewhat trimmed. That type of artistry is nothing like it is today.

Take the movie Broken Flowers with Bill Murray. I just recently watched that with Sara and her roommate as I was pleasantly surprised to see a somewhat pretty actress (she was blonde, not quite my type) in a scene where she was completely naked. Of course, I looked over her bush as it was nicely trimmed on the sides but enough to do what it mattered when it comes to Hollywood.

The female mass of pubic hair is to do one thing in a nude scene, hide the sweet pink sensitivity nestled lower. Any form of a woman opening her legs is considered porn as an "NC-17" will be the kiss of death when it comes to that flick. Sure, Basic Instinct did its best to piss off the censors but who are we kidding? The whole leg crossing scene done by Sharon Stone was far too short in time.

Trimmed or not? The debate is endless as to whether a woman's bush should be there or just disappear altogether. I'm sure if I were a girl, this would be what I think about during the start of my day. Homework? Nah. Work itself? Nope. I'd want a nice clean smooth set of private parts.

I'm going to be hypocritical on the whole thing. I love the sight of pubic hair but I'd rather have it completely off. Why? It's simple, really. I'm not shy at admitting how much I enjoy going down on a girl as I'm pretty shameless in telling y'all how I love to lick/suck on all those parts that make a girl moan and then thrash around. The more she gets into it, the more I go at it, all without getting hair in my mouth.

Smoothness, complete smoothness without all the bumps is heaven. I've gone down on Sara a countless numbers of times but there were moments where I had to stop thanks to hair in my mouth or throat. It's annoying and cannot be avoided so I have to stop even if I am getting into it. However, once she was smooth down there, I've had a grand ol' time.

In no way am I dissing the gals that still keep a fine bush. In fact, I love it that you keep things there since the sight is quite breathtaking. It's your hair and how you groom it is your choice so don't go by any trends you don't see fit for your lil' furry friend down there.

I've seen so many pictures and, yes, actual girls' pubes that I do have a say. A very good image that stays in my mind is of a woman bent over that you see from the side. In back of her is a small amount of hair like a mohawk that you could swear was running up her ass. It was cute even if I'm sure she was a little too hairy to go down on.

I do miss licking a woman's bush, on occasion. Sometimes, it's just sexy to lick everything a woman has down there as you go down on her since life is not all about just the clitoris. Really. A man's gotta go for the inner thighs, those swollen lips, and whatever else drives a girl wild. Sara knows how much I love to play down there since she has this playful look on her face while my face drops down between her legs.

Now, I can totally understand why a woman would go completely bare down there. Thongs and how much smaller undies have gotten make a woman's crotch look like she has a bear being strangled to death if not trimmed. I'm not sure if you know this but that is a totaly turn-off for a guy. There are also a certain set of guys that do not enjoy the scent of a woman's naughty parts as it's pretty obvious when she's turned on. Yes, it does have a definite scent but it's more inhanced with pubes since the hair helps collect it.

I've pretty much seen it all. Don't ask me how many girls I've had sex with. It's a high enough number as it is so I've seen bushes galore. Living in a co-ed dorm for college can bring about a reputation if you are known to use the tongue. My only problem was with girls that were too scared to let me go down on them thanks to a fear of smelling funny or those girls that were drunk and pee'd so much that they smelled like it down there. Apparently, girls need to have a designated wiper.

For image, I like a small bush, neatly trimmed on the sides. The hair is to be very short but not in the stubble zone. When it comes to the area in between the legs, none should be there. This is the area where I will most likely get hair in my mouth and would like to keep on licking instead of having to spit out hair or gag on it. Plus, it just looks nicer since, yes, I think the vagina is absolutely gorgeous.

When it come to the area we don't like to talk so open about, the hair has go to go, too. I'm, of course, talking about the ring around the asshole only a professional waxer is willing to discuss. Unless you have a very trustable boyfriend or husband, this is the only way to get it off. A must if you have dark hair since it's so obviously around that cute lil' asshole.

So sue me. Yes, I think assholes are cute and I'm not a guy obsessed with anal sex.

Designs? Interesting how a guy's first curiousity when taking off a girl's panties is what she's got down there. Landing strip? Brazillian? A forest? Hitler's 'stache? A heart? Isn't that cool how there are so many possibilities for girls while we guys only have one option? I just like it trimmed into a very small portion above the vagina's lips.

In my opnion, women with very tanned skin look better with no pubes while pale girls are much better with it on. When it comes to black women, a medium bush looks fine. No, I have never had sex with one but I welcome Playboy Magazine in showing me what I've never had. Red heads must have some since I just love red hair. Period. It used to be my life's mission to have sex with a red head. I failed since they are like a 4-leaf clover to me.

What you have to be careful of is the dreaded "camel toe." This goes more for gym goers since a complete waxing of pubic hair will lead to this when wearing tight shorts or lycra. Guys go wild and are always on the lookout for a sneak preview of those precious lips. Yes, my gym has the occasional "toes" but I'm still realing from a 60-year-old one I accidently saw. Older rich women with implants that don't like to wear undies are such a nusiance.

Now, I have absolutely no clue as to why a woman would have a stranger wax her. Yes, I saw a video of how it is done with a completely naked model. Being on all 4's while a woman (like you'd ask for a guy) spreads hot wax up your ass to get rid of those dreaded asshole hairs has got to be insane. Amazing how it's like nothing to some women. Just a nice trend? I'm sure the garbage bins are raided nightly by pervs looking for strips of pubic hairs as they'd like to make mustaches for their action figures.

I've done my research on this and, yes, women will go to get their waxing done no matter what. Periods? No issue. Took an enormous dump? Let the waxer deal with it!

In many ways, I feel sorry for women having to get rid of such an enormous amount of hair while we guys are allowed to do what we want. Well, I trim quite a bit off of me since Sara says it's a whole lot easier for her to go down on me. Completely bare upper with just a very trim amount around the ol' branch n' berries. What more could a girl ask for? How about the fact that Sare did trim me once. Yes, I actually liked that event.

So, once again, I'm curious as to how y'all feel about yo' pubes. I don't see why it's such a big deal as it's really just hair, but hair in an intimate place. The only issue with me is that I hate it when the "carpet doesn't match the drapes." Blonde haired women with dark pubes just look funny.

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