-Bring It On

Good gravy, I didn't realize that my entry would bring about such a lively debate! Notes were sent telling me I have good taste or missed the list of great movies by a mile. In no way am I miffed but quite impressed as it's obvious you girls have something to say when it comes to what DVDs warrant your shelves.

You know how magazines make a list of various things such as "Top 20 Horror Films Of 2005?" There's always these letters to the editor on what people feel should have made the grade. I call these the what ifs (and many made my criteria as to what movies I can never part with).

What about...........

1. The 2 most anti-drug movies that drew you in? (Trainspotting and Requiem For A Dream)

2. The movie that made Hedgehoggy get up and do his ex-girlfriend's cheerleader moves while singing "Mickey" at the end of the movie to male friends that could not believe what they were seeing on Bald-O's graduation day? (Bring It On)

3. The movie that made the horror of rape all too real? (Irreversible)

4. The movie that made you wonder if a high school principal would take the school bus home? (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

5. The movie that reminds me of how my parents kind of forgot my birthday once and I was so wanting a Chinese guy to call me "Hotstuff?" (16 Candles)

6. The horror of finishing a puzzle box with a large amount of S & M imagery? (Hellraiser)

7. When we first realized Tom Cruise was gay? (Top Gun)

8. Where Sara and I fell in love with a little movie that made me feel again? (Garden State)

9. When I realized Angelina Jolie was an actress with incredible powers? (Gia)

10. The point where Hedgehoggy thought he might be gay as Marky Mark was kicking some major ass while dealing with a possible divorce and being chased by a guy named "Cisco?" (The Big Hit)

11. Oh.....my......god. A naked vampire and she's showing her bush! (Lifeforce)

12. Considered a porno when released back in the 70's as women loved it more than men while we see massive penises ejaculating, female urination, an orgy where a midget has a woman sit on him, guys ejaculating in a chalice for a woman to drink, oral sex, beheadings? (Caligula)

13. 1 of only 3 movies starring Vin Diesel that I could handle thanks to the beauty of Asia Argento? (XXX)

14. Think Sin City brought the comic to life? Well, you, obviously, have not read this starring Thom Jane and his perfect weilding of the bow. (The Punisher)

15. When my penis obsessed ex-girlfriend was happy to see that CSI guy's darkened schlong while chasing a very bad William Defoe? (To Live And Die In L.A.)

16. What happens when a girl wants to masturbate with her favorite vibrator but the family decides to just walk into the room all while 3 guys learn why it's best not to spy on girls in the bathroom since they poop, too? (Not Another Teen Movie)

17. When Hedgehoggy first realized that he needed to become obsessed with Keira Knightley while a dancing Prime Minister must attend a children't Christman recital as love is all around? (Love Actually)

18. How about that dance to David Bowie's "Golden Years" and how it's good to fight for the love of whom you believe in? (A Knight's Tale)

All of the above movies I have EXCEPT Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I know how sad that is as I loved that movie due to a once entertaining Matthew Broderick. Yes, I know I need Boondock Saints but might I add a few more? I'm wanting a copy of Airplane's "Don't Call Me Shirley" Special Edition, that Ultimate Version of Blade Runner, and possibly Blazing Saddles.

Yes, I know I have a lot of DVDs but many of those were the result of owning a DVD player long before anyone else knew what they were. Friends of mine worked in places that helped me get DVDs at a discount, a very good discount while I bought nothing but beer and DVDs in college. Other people got clothes. I had a stack of DVDs since I knew they were going to be huge and make us forget about VHS.

It's nice how movies cause quite a bit of debate as to what you have seen. I still remember getting into a huge discussion with MR on Eyes Wide Shut. Now, as much as I was in love with the orgy scene (We are getting an uncut version this year, just like the European version!!!), that movie had me confused as to what I just saw. I've seen huge arguments between couples on what merits a "good" movie.

My taste gets picked on but I don't care. It's pretty simple what with making me fall into a trancy state as if I am in love with the complete finished product like Donnie Darko or have me not able to leave the room thanks to how intense the situation has gotten when werewolves surround the farmhouse while the British soldiers try to fend them off with low ammunition. I love being scared and made to think so, out of 1,800 DVDs, yes, I am picky.

One movie that will never ever be let go is Dumb And Dumber. I saw that with Kristan as we both cried laughing. Yes, it was childish. Yes, it was insane. But dammit, you had an Oscar winner acting out a massive dump and the realizing that the toilet is broke. If you can't laugh at Jeff Daniels in that situation, you have no soul.

How can you forget Duece Bigalow as he twirls around the light's post or when that woman with tourret's needs a date?

Bring it on. I can handle chick flicks and anything as Love Actually's viewing can attest. It's just that my moods are weird in how I wish to view movies. Please, tell me you'll send me a copy of Boondock Saints as I am dying to see the accidental cat shooting again while William Defoe is in drag. Thanks to Sara for insisting I watch or I'd never have seen it. Seriously. Dead Poet's Society? I'd have missed that as well like I did on the high school showings in English class.

So, I thank thee for a lively debate since it's my thing that I love to know your points of view. Boring night as this Super Bowl wasn't much to take a gander at. A few commercials were rip roaring hilarious like the sheep's need to streak or the bear and Bud Light.

Oh, as for my DVD collection, it is fine as I have moved all into secure keeping. The Smashing Pumpkins Video Collection plays just fine while there is a lot of rot on the top. Bloody hell! At least I got to play Ava Adore in Dolby again.

So, I am off on this cold, cold night and feel free to comment some more. My room is now clean and cleared of much clutter while I'm sure I'll dream of werewolves trying to break in and make a mess of things. Beasts! Have we learned nothing? I'm definitely feeling my beastly side as I am so in the mood for a nice long fuck after she's rubbed her wetness on my thigh. Happy twats all around.

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