 |
| "You are the master of every situation." -My fortune from the fortune cookie I had with Sara Well, I totally disagree since I'm pretty sure Sara and I got our fortunes messed up. She got "You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth" while I got the above. This thought has been weighing on me here and there as to whether we could cheat what is intended for us. Like Final Destination? Get it? I'm totally the "silver spoon" so was that fortune cookie meant for me? So, I see Mardi Gras is back on in New Orleans. Why doesn't the city just die? I know it sounds mean but let's face it, it's never going to be the same and scientists have already predicted another Hurricane Katrina thanks to more overbuilding. Erosion is not funny and it's clear that the geniuses involved in the building of dams didn't get it right the first time. Who trusts the second? Instead of the usual 12 days of Mardi Gras, it'll be 8. Fine. I'll huff and puff while people find it okay to ignore how many need help. You've got long time residents sitting in hotels just waiting to throw them out while girls show some tits for beads. Something's not right here. If you read the article in "Rolling Stone" not too long ago, FEMA put a lot of the homeless into trailers out in the middle of nowhere. I'm not joking. It's just a line of people that lost everything with no jobs around them. No hope. Who has a car? Just checks that are too small provided by FEMA. How is this going to help when the people will be kicked out eventually? Oh, wait..........people have got to see some titties and Girls Gone Wild needs 'em out right away. Damn Olympics. Okay, I'm gonna be a fuddy-duddy and say that I'm just not into them as much as I wish. My only love is for women's gymnastics and a few others I cannot even think about but those are all Summer type. I don't wanna be reminded how cold my ass is when I sit down in the car on my way to an errand. Scenes of ice? No, thanks. Plus, my news is being taken away. I've gotta have my news every now and then since I feel so behind. To put how stupid I can get, I forgot we had CNN. I'm afraid I am becoming like my grandparents by watching that damn channel when I can. Other than that, I'll get my news from Jon Stewart or Arthur Anderson. Arthur's dreamy, huh? Actually, I don't watch much TV but I do catch myself flipping to MTV's Road Rules/Real World Challenge. The things people will do for money and you'd better believe I'd do it, too. Beth makes me laugh while Montana seems to get uglier each episode. Pity to all you Canadians that can't watch this show. It's no wonder your I.Q's should be higher than us Americans. Shows I do watch regularly: 1. Veronica Mars I'm going to watch the Academy Awards and hope (this will show you how awful I am) for a nipple slip with Keira Knightley. Wave big, girl! If you win, whip 'em out! Actually, I stand by what I said. I hope Keira doesn't win since I dread her going too Hollywood for my tastes and, yes, I know, Sammy that Pirates.....is "Hollywood." It's just that, at that time, it was not seen in that manner. No one knew Pirates......would be that big. But, hey, we had fun with Captain Jack Sparrow on an Island with rum.......and really bad eggs. Fill yo' stein with some, me mateys! Yeah, I know. You're probably surprised I'm not exactly talking dirty, knowing this is a diary where I pretty much talk about anything, cum and filthy orgasms. It's just that the news of that Scott Stapp and Kid Rock sex tape has pretty much damaged me temporarily. To think that women would actually do hot and filthy sex acts on these 2 grosses me out. I will, however, cuddle. Cold nights bring out the cuddling in me! What I have been doing is looking at pictures of people's rooms. Thanks to my sneaker addiction, I found a chat board that does such a thing in which I can see how people design their rooms. We are talking about some of the most beautiful artists, 15 to 30-year-olds did things that I never thought you could do with a room or furniture for that matter. Tips a plenty! If you've ever met me, you'll notice right away that I am very neat. It's not the point that I am psycho about it but I don't enjoy clutter. My old college roommates made me this way when I saw how disgusting they were. Not taking out the garbage for months to the point that the girls next door could smell it all. Vomit in the sink. Oh, you name it and I've seen it. So, I've been getting tips on shelving and how to make things a little more unique. I'll always keep my "Wall Of Fame" up in which there are pictures all over my closet door of people I know. The back of my door has a large collage of things that matter to me, whether it be my taste in sneakers (Air Jordans) or the local police warnings for driving too fast plus concert tickets long ago. It's there. Everything else has been overhauled and neatly dealt with. I'll admit to being surprised at how people can really bring out a look to their personal rooms. We're talking 15-year-olds that spray paint amazing designs or the simplicity of IKEA furniture. Plus, the girls gave me ideas as well. Yes, there are sneaker addicts that just so happen to be female. Gotta love those shoes on 'em and sense of style since some are DJs. I know, I know. I sound like such a girl but I love rooms. It gives me an idea as to what matters to you since a bedroom is so personal. What furniture do you have? What pictures do you put up? Creativity will make it unforgettable. Mine will have you not wanting to leave because you don't ever have to. DVDs, CDs, video games and my massive scrapbooks to keep you entertained while the books can bring calmness. I've yet to let things own me but I do love to show what thrills me. That's what I hope for on Diaryland, people showing their rooms or things that matter. Are you messy? A neat freak like me? What do you collect? What books have you read and what do you do with them after? Do you have candy on the nightstand for those nighttime "emergencies?" Porn in case you've gotta rub one out? As I said, I do promise to put up pictures eventually. You'll see just how obsessive I am about things. My book collection can't make it since their in another room and boxed up for a future place. I'm spoiled as Sara would tell you but I'm so warm you'll forget about all that. So, with all that in mind, I am outta here after another great episode of Grey's Anatomy in which a woman had surgery to rid herself of spontaneous orgasms. It's amazing how great shows like this have my whole family watch together. Well, if you forget the fact that my little brother is out there trying to get laid.........Happy twats all around. 0 Got Balls? |
- - 2009-07-07 Love Facebook - 2009-05-07 Retards Away! - 2009-02-16 Jackasses! I Sees 'Em! - 2008-11-28 My Birthday Happened - 2008-09-07 |