Fortune Favors the Bold! I bring great big balls of glory! The Captain's Log
John: "Some people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you............not anymore."

-Saw 2

Yeah, I just finished watching Saw 2 and must say that, although it got some bad reviews, I liked it. It was the typical ending where it all comes together and boy was it a whopper! You have to pay very close attention to all the clues, etc. since it seems like all the characters placed into the game make the worst decisions. I'm pretty sure I'd pass if placed into a house with no way out with only my wits to keep me alive.

Ever seen Saw? Sounds kind of funny to say. "Seen Saw?" or "I saw Saw." My former boss and I used to play around with all this by discussing various points in the first one. People label it as horror but, kids, it's just a psychological thriller that makes sense. Sure, no one's that smart to do those kinds of traps but someone came up with them in Hollywood.

You see, the character or "bad guy" is nicknamed Jigsaw for the types of games he plays to make people realize that life should be lived. Take a junkie and show him/her that life is not to be taken for granted. If so, you die, and it's gonna be painful.

The other thing is that Jigsaw is not the killer. Sure, he sets up the traps, etc. but it's the people that decide their ultimate demise. Death? Well, obviously you didn't think. Life? You paid close attention to the clues. Nice little flick to watch once in a while.

As you can see, I'm a fan of horror flicks but more so on things that are different and tend to make me think. Exceptions are Friday the 13th since, as much as I hate standing up and yelling at the idiotic sorority girl to take off her heels and run, I've got a soft spot for Jason. Just look at him run with that weedwacker to help thin the herd!

My mom tells me that my little dog (yes, HER, the one that had what looked like a firecracker outta her butt yesterday) likes to smell my clothes and,in turn, Buffy's tail wiggles. There is something special about a boy and his dog.

And so the reason I am cutting this short.......

I have an interview on Tuesday. Actually, it's a orientation thingee for employment. My good references came through as the recruiter seemed to really want me. It feels kind of weird to possibly start another job again but I love the feeling of something new. I'm pretty sure I can let go of my stinky former co-workers.

As far as I know, I have to look over kids' test paragraphs. Confused? Me, too. They need people to read over and grade what kids put down on some kind of testing thing here. The job goes until mid June and then starts up again in September so I can have the summers off. Weird. Now, I feel like I'm a teacher but without a classroom or a kid to throttle up against the wall for bringing an automatic and an attitude.

Trust me. I can pick up a 3rd Grader with 1 arm.

I'm kind of suspicious since I'm quite aware that good things (or even bad things) come with a price. It sounds like I may be in for the most boring job ever created as it's possible that employee turnover is high. We'll see. Seasonal doesn't bother me since I am very much a person difficult to pin down in a room for far too long. I daydream and I daydream big.

So, that will be my Tuesday as I trek out to find out if I've got what it takes to spell, read, and understand what it takes to make a paragraph. Oh, please, give me some weird co-workers because I love the entertainment.

I know, I know. I hate this kind of entry on D-Land since it always annoys me how people will list everything they do in a day. Who wants to listen to how you went to pick up some Preparation H or that you laughed at the comic strip, Ziggy!?! Not I, said the walrus.

This'll have to do for now as I await my tiny bit of nervousness over the Tuesday meeting. Perhaps, I need to make my way to Indiana this weekend to see Ultraviolet with Mila Jovovich? I'm sure Sara is dying to just grab my cock in the theater as she always does during moments of women taking down a whole squad of goons because every boy is happy til he loses a nut.

"You are a man in the most dire need of a blowjob."

Still don't know if I am going to discuss what I enjoy in porn videos. A part of me has really toned down my language as I see I am in the minority on sharing filthy sex views.

Well, life's a puzzle according to Jigsaw so hopefully I'll make the right decisions on what to say at the orientation. A lighter and a whole lot of flatulence aint gonna do the trick so that is one decision not to take. Happy twats all around. 0 Got Balls?

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