-"Goody Two Shoes" by Adam And the Ants

I'll admit to knowing who Buck Owens is all thanks to 2 things so that's why his death kind of got to me. The first is the most recent and that has to do with a little flick that did exactly as it should, grossed me out and made me angry. The Devil's Rejects, a sequel to House Of 1,000 Corpses, was a perfect movie that brought back the grossness of the 70's exploitation scene while also having Buck Owens play a part. Getting past all the rape and killing, there was a man that got it in the end thanks to Baby and Otis's desire to kill. The Devil's Rejects aint for everyone but it is good, almost too good if you ever grew up on weird shit like that.

Now, the other is that I watched Hee-Haw. Laugh all you want but I had to watch that stupid corny show all thanks it being the only thing on when visiting my grandparents' house as a kid. As much as I hate to admit it, I got the jokes but was more curious as to why certain people played certain characters as Buck Owens would play his songs. I feel sorry for anyone that has to sit through these skits as I know they are on DVD.

Peace the fork out to Buck Owens as I only just recently rediscovered ya!

As for me, I've been thinking about the above quote from Adam Ant, a British band that invaded our shore back in the 80's. Loved his look as I miss those days of London's calling to me as Sex Pistols made themselves known. Not many people can pull off dressing the part for singing these days since it's really all about what is on your t-shirt or you're laughed at anyway. How many besides me miss Human League?

Human League: "Don't you.........don't you want me? Don't you want me, baby?"

Everyone needs a vice. Everyone. I just cannot trust someone that has nothing and is completely perfect in my eyes. The reasoning is simple because if you are doing such a thing, it's all a facade and I will be continuously troubled around you.

Of course, this brings up myself. I've tried to figure out my own vices yet came up with very little, but the point is I do have at least a few. I'm just glad I am not in Bald-O's league of how he drinks excessively, eats excessively, smokes like a chimney, and chews like a llama.

I cuss and I cuss a lot. Not a day goes by in which the word "fucker" is released from this mouth. I'm also prominent in "bastard," "cunt," "cur," "wet slit," "pussy stench," and "cock." I am glad that I do not use the word "purple headed yogurt slinger" instead of cock because that would just be plain silly. The effect of laughter would not be the kind of effect I'd want when calling someone that.

I daydream and tend to do it when I shouldn't. There were days at work where I'd stand there and wonder what it would be like to see Crotch Rot fall down in a puddle of her own spit while a monkey applied a carrot up her ass with amazing speed. Of course, I clapped but the dream would end and work would be back to its hellish torment. Out in the parking lot, I wondered what it would be like to have those girls that tossed out their used tampons only to find them back in their cars and under the seats for weeks. Would it smell like dried up fish?

Of course, I don't just day dream of revenge fantasies but also what it would be like to have a world run more efficiently. No more massive consumerism in which we need the latest digital product or service. Kids actually played outside for exercise instead of sitting around a TV with a box of Twinkies. Churches would be placed in deserted areas while porn stores would be within blocks of schools since the other way around sure as hell aint working. I don't know about you but I've got lots of thoughts on this.

I don't smoke (did for 1 year at college) and I'm not an excessive drinker (can down a beer fast, though) so I wonder if I need some things to replace these amazingly popular vices. I'm not even that huge on porn as that is hard to believe coming from a man that absolutely loves to look at various pussies. It may be that a few of my favorite websites have nude pictures but they aren't the type that those seeking porn go for. Plus, too many gyno shots bore me.

One thing I know I'm a pain for is my packratting abilities. It's hard for me to let go of history, especially with it being so much fun. I know so much about old cartoons, movies, songs, and various consumerism gone amuck that I wonder why I even bother to not try out for game shows.

Having over 1,800 DVDs and too many CDs to name can give you the idea that I am a shopper gone crazy but not really. I just like having easy fast access to what I want when I want to watch it due to my interests dwindling once the clock starts ticking. It's nice to just pull out The Devil's Rejects to see Buck Owens's scenes or listen to the love theme to The Breakfast Club right then and now. The only time I'd depart with Claire and the gang is when they finally release that long-awaited 3-hour version.

Again, my owning of so much in media may be a vice but I also look at it this way. I love to entertain so my whole fantasy of having a living room with a gigantic couch for us all to sink into while the gigantic 55-inch showing of any movie plays to our taste as the 1,800 library can attest to. Horror? Love it! Chick flicks? Mighty okay with me! Action? I sure as hell know the Indiana Jones themse! Sci-Fi? I'm golden except I still have not seen Blade Runner until Ridley Scott releases the special edition due out this year.

Oh, I do have another vice! I can be very cold every now and then thanks to the occasional moodiness. Some people in college thought I was mean for almost a year until I actually talked to them. Fun to have someone tell you this to your face? I loved it because I'm fine with knowing how others see me. Basically, my cold times are when I need to withdraw from just about everyone even if Bald-O got mad at me for doing so.

As for how I'm feeling, it's harder during the day than night because I can still sleep like the dead til almost noon. That is totally not like me in finding that the alarm is not at a time I'd prefer in waking up. No matter what, I'm going to try and work out tomorrow by doing a little bit of a chest and running work. Ah gots to keep my boobies up and full for mah girl to play with while I brush mah teeth.

Note: If you are a guy, work on your pectoralis muscle, mainly the larger one. Women just love to play with them as I've been felt up by every girlfriend I've ever had. Tits: They are a gift only those that workout can give.

So sorry for the non-sexualness in my entries. I've got zero sex drive and only some of my appetite back. It's not fun to have a "wet noodle" when you want that special zing that has your girlfriend's pupils grow wide in exclaiming how big and monstorous your cock is.

Note: It's even better when she tries to tell you this while her mouth is full.

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