-Superman

I'm completely surprised in saying this since it was long ago that I enjoyed the first version. How long ago was this movie.......1940's? I mean, I told you how much this movie means to me as it was shown right before Jaws, something that changed my life forever along with me never being able to completely learn to swim.

King Kong, or what other's are calling, "Peter Jackson's version," is what I am talking about. I loved it! For just about 3 hours, I was drawn into a world that made me see adventure again, something quite similar to what I felt while watching Lord Of the Rings for the first time in the theater. Parts of me were in awe as to being reminded of what I used to be so fascinated with as a kid, bug and dinosaurs. I swear that I threw out my lunch in 1st Grade just to replace it with a giant grasshopper I found on the playground.

Editor: "Just another reason for others to wonder how you got through those turbulent days in private Catholic school without a helmet, eh?"

Okay, so I was special but I am truthful in telling y'all that I was obsessed with dinosaurs and bugs. Of course, I am long past this as I am now a fastball throwing Chicago Cubs fan (yes, we get booed a lot) more interested in actually dining instead of throwing it all away due to a cute little herd of beetles making their way across the table.

King Kong just had this.......this...nice feel of old time adventure for me. It wasn't perfect as I had to sit there for almost an hour til the characters got to Skull Island. The natives weren't given much but to pound on a few skulls of the intruders. Yet, once we get past the giant wall designed to keep Kong in place, it was fun. You get not one, not 2, but 3 tyranasaurus rexes as Kong does his best to defend the little blonde girl offered to him. I'm guessing when it comes to sex between Miss Darrow and Kong, her line will be similar to my ex-girlfriend's:

"THAT is not going in me...........yet."

Giant centipedes? Giant bugs attacking the sailors? Dinos gone amuck as a stampede takes place? Greed? We've got it all as I really think Jack Black should play bad guys more. There's that evil blank stare he can do so well while also making a fool of himself as Tenacious D since no one else can say it better.........

"Fuck her gently."

Although it was 1 hour til Kong's Island was taken over by the sailors, there were a few other things that annoyed me. I didn't quite feel for all the characters that I should have. Sometimes, this is a problem with a movie's CGI but Kong's death did make me all sad n' stuff. I mean, this is KONG! Sometimes, sunrises get to us guys and make us feel romantic as we take our babes up the Empire State Building only to be shot down by pesky planes.

You know those news reports on that minister's wife that shot her husband? It's always the same on everyone being interviewed telling reporters how they were a perfect family and blah, blah, blah. You really never know about any family as they all squabble over things. It's just that Jenna Jameson (yes, she is a porn star so get over it) put it best in her telling that it's the religious freaks that are the worst in their sexual tastes. I'm going to include that they are also the most repressed bunch of fucks as well.

FYI: Did you know Ron Jeremy was in Ghostbusters? Look closely in the background if you have the widescreen version as he is in a crowd of people. Good luck at hunting for Ron.

It's a very nice night as I was forced to venture to the mall to see what the movie memorablia place had to show. Only a few Keira Knightley pictures were available while the others would have to be special ordered. Boo. I got 1 where it's a picture from her appearance at the Pirates Of the Carribean debut, loveliness in a black dress.

Of course, I am still looking for pictures of Lindsey Booth. In case you don't know, she's a Canadian actress that was seen in Cry_Wolf, a movie based on an Internet test to see how far a lie could go. Since that movie wasn't viewed or favored by critics, it's best to say that her major debut was in Wrong Turn, a delicious little teens in peril while stuck in the woods. It was Lindsey's Francine that gets her leg chopped off, something I was shocked to see in this movie. Anyone know anything about Lindsey as she is gorgeous and very anti-Hollywood from what little I've seen of her.

Sharon Stone? What would we do without our old fart that thinks she is still scorching hot? That's not to say age is a limit to sexiness but her antics make her so unsexy. Basic Instinct was quite the movie for that time period, the 90's but completely over now. A woman wearing no panties and uncrossing her legs is not going to cause the roar it once did. I just don't have any interest in seeing Basic Instinct 2.

However, Sharon Stone goes on to say in an interview that teens need to practice oral sex in order to calm themselves down. Wow! I've never been suggested this when I was in high school. "Hedgehoggy, you need a blowjob right away and I want to give you a slow one right here and now!" Would be funny to look how much I had changed since my high school sweetheart was the one trying to get my pants off but I was steadfast at keeping them up even if I did lightly finger her once.

Editor: "Avoiding that asshole is kinda tricky at that age."

I don't know. What do you think? Should teenagers get more into oral sex? I think not as anyone could tell you that the maturity is not there. Me having sex at that age would have fucked several things up while it would have been nice to calm. Plus, there was that whole factor of me not wanting to show a girl my boner. Yeah, laugh all you want but I was so shy even if Beth did try to get it a few times.

If anything, Sharon Stone should bring up men learning how to orally seduce women. Complete with tips, a map, and possibly some silly-putty, men everywhere would learn how to use those tongues and please pussy like never before instead of ordering girls by forcing their heads down to the crotch. Most guys I know have no clue when it comes to the female anatomy as so many still think girls pee from their vaginas or it's just magic that they pee at all.

I now have 3 gay friends in the gym. You all know Gay Nick (haven't seen him in over a week), Nicole (has a girlfriend 5 hours away), and now Scott. Scott is interesting because he is totally blunt about anything, including a discussion on Brokeback Mountain. He may not have seen this movie but he really wants to see Jake give it to Heath and give it to him good. Gotta love gay guys that don't give a fuck.

I'll admit to being lightly curious about anal sex so I'm sure there will be a discussion with Scott as to what he prefers in methods. It's not like I have this complete interest in it but there are times where some ass play is an amusing way to get more experience. Who doesn't think about this at least once in their lifetime.

There is a guy that does a complete blog on his life. You'll see pictures of his ex-girlfriends and stories to go along with everything. What is something I cannot get out of my head is his first time at anal sex with his girlfriend that insisted he take her to an expensive Japanese dinner in order to get her to do this. Let's just say that all of the dinner ended up all over the bed by coming out of both ends for her while his came out of his mouth when the horror happened at seeing this. The story is priceless as we see that you are not to use too much Astroglide.

Can't wait to see a real interview with that woman released by insurgents today. Jill Carrol was a hostage for months only to just appear at a Sunni building after being freed. Of course, she gave a talk on how great her captors were to her BUT this was in Baghdad. I want to hear it when she is safe in America, the real story. Am I the only once fascinated with this?

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