-9 1/2 Weeks

It's been a while since I've talked a bit on my favorite topic, sexuality. Of course, it's not just my interests but to see what tickles your fancies as well. Nothing really disgusts me since to each his own but there are definitely things I would never ever do.

Thanks to the 'Net, I've gotten to see a few uncensored videos that I would not have viewed otherwise. Most of these that I come across are more by accident thanks to links from other websites not intended as complete porn. Of course, many titles just wink at you and get your curiousity all peaked as to what happens when you click.

The first video I saw was from the new Howard Stern show. No pixels or bleeped words. Just 3 completely naked girls showing Howard a new way for them to masturbate. Can we give points for amazing creativity when it comes to household products because what they did I have no clue as to how they thought this through.

Using a mixer and a cleverly welded pole, these 3 girls put a dildo on the end. It works like this, the mixer begins and drives the pole to jackhammer forward. As a demonstration, one girl completely lubed up her pussy, the dildo, and bent over to receive. Holy shit! I cannot deny how fascinating this was since I cannot look at a cake mixer the same way again! The girl looked like she was really into it as I'm sure that dildo was soaked.

You could also look at it this way. Why would 3 women want to take off all their clothes and show a radio personality a new way to masturbate since the tried and true is dull?

Then again, I cannot leave this alone without mentioning that video I saw prior to a friend's wedding. I'm pretty sure it was the Spice Channel's 24-hour porn where I got to see 4 or 5 girls play in the kitchen. One girl was on all 4's as each girl would take turns putting either a spoon or a fork in whatever hole they could find. I'm not kidding. There was a girl that looked like she was having a blast with silverware that I never thought possible. Need the measuring cup? Possible sighting in the asshole.

The next video was a complete surprise. Now, I had heard about the Gangbang Olympics but never seen one bit of it. What I do remember is the woman that had sex with over 300 guys only to be beaten by a woman that soon topped that with over 700. And you thought your pussy was sore after your hubby or boyfriend got through with ya.........

What I cannot help but notice is how easy the gangbanging was for the girls. All they had to do was basically 2 positions, doggie style and missionary while guy after guy would pump his heart out. Occasionally, one of the girls would look at her nails and yawn. I guess that happens when you've got a big sweaty fat guy thinking he is king as the most luscious of juices soaks his condom.

Funny how in the background there was a set of "fluffers" sitting down stroking guys' dicks to prepare for the gangbang. Well, if you are girl that really loves her penises (I had 2 female college friends that loved 'em), this job's for you. Each man would stand there as girls with lubed up hands would stroke away to keep each guy hard for the gangbanging. I wouldn't be surprised if some guys got carried away and squirted too early. Some guys drip but, hey, I'm a squirter, too!

What does it take to be a woman that wants hundreds of cocks inside her in a 24 hour time period? I'm definitely curious since I know of no girls that pick this as a sexual fantasy. Now, of course, I mentioned how I know a few friends from college that loved to play with penises as well as look at them but even they had limits.

Doggie style. It's almost always the position of choice when it comes to gangbanging. Why? Is it the power that we guys have as we force our cocks in and out at a rapid pace? Could it be that we enjoy the feeling that we're pushing our penises in deeper? Is it the sight of our girl's cute little asshole as her cheeks are spread apart?

For me, I used to think doggie style was degrading. Of course, I have now changed my mind as I enjoy the pushing and workout my hip flexor muscles receive. Trust me. Pounding does wear a boy down as I am so happy to have worked on these muscles in the gym. In case you don't know, they're the ones running on the sides of where our pelvis connects.

One of the coolest things about doggie style is seeing my cock slide in and out as I pound away. The pussy's lips kind of engorge it as I keep pounding away, almost like a mouth sucking on something. You can't blame me as men are very visual creatures. We may not think of sex when we fall of treadmills in the gym but we sure as hell do when a wet vagina is presented to us.

I've never understood why guys cum on girls after doggie style. For me, I love to cum inside as the lovemaking speeds up to the point of that relief as orgasm is in sight. Why would I want to stop, pull out, and squirt all over a woman's back as it's better within the warmth provided by the vagina? Of course, porn is basically doing this to show that real sex has taken place as well as the fact that some people enjoy seeing cum release from a penis.

I don't know about you but I found these videos fun to view. In no way would I attempt various things I see. First of all, I am faithful. Second, I also like to see what interests others while seeing how far people can take sex. Hell, I didn't know I enjoyed being bitten til a certain someone did it. Truly. It tickles.

Sometimes, I wonder about you dear reader. Yes, I get curious as to what you enjoy. Girls, I am finding, are just as kinky as can be since I feel as if you're sexuality is becoming more accepting to the world. Remember how many years it took for scientists to accept that you orgasm? Why can't you have a little fun with an egg beater or 2?

Every girlfriend I've had had little things that I could never forget about. Kristan was obsessed with the taste of my cum and insisted I be orally seduced as soon as I was hard again. Jen would come back from band practice (Yes, I know the joke..........), insist on showing me how wet her panties were from thinking about sex (she did not fall of a treadmill but later on......oh, she did), and need to know how much cum I hold in these gigantic balls of mine. J always wanted me to cum on her breasts. Oh, I could go on. I love goofy kink stuff so it's no wonder I miss Sara. Now, that girl wears me out in bed.

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