So, the story goes...........you tell 6 weird habits/things about yourself. Tag 6 people afterwards. Plus, leave a note telling them that they have been tagged. I'll just tell who at the end of this entry as it's not surprising whom I'd select. On with the show, no?

6 Weird Habits Or Things About Me:

1). I have a weird fixation on Christmas movies. I love them so much that I can watch them at any time of the year. Take the most recent one I just watched, The Family Stone. Not bad at all and not quite the usual American movie. You're taking a lot of liberal activities and placing them under a house where a woman that is completely conservative and uptight must dwell til Christmas Day. 2 gays, a deaf guy, and an artistic girl? My kind of family.

The point is that I love Christmas movies, especially if snow is falling on the ground type. Serendipity, A Christmas Story, Love Actually, and some others I just cannot come up with at the moment due to a brain fart. Could it be that this is the time we dress much nicer? Presents under the tree? The feeling of family? Snuggling near a crackling fire? Holiday music like my faves, "The Little Drummer Boy" and "Do You See What I See(?)." How about no allergies?

2). I've a love of seeing people's rooms or homes. The simple reason is that I love knowing what excites them as in hobbies or toys to keep them busy. What type of music does he/she listen to? What movies or movies are constantly found in the DVD player?

There's a website for Air Jordan addicts like me. In another portion of the site, there is a segment devoted to people showing what's in their rooms. Just getting a small peep at the kind of TV or toy collection (Air Jordan addicts are not quite grown up yet) displayed. Would you believe that girls are involved in all this? I mean, shoe collections and showing their rooms. You couldn't possibly believe that people living for the sole purpose of shoes like this actually get laid.

3). I get extremely obsessed with something for a period of time and will suddenly discard it. This could also go as temporary. A good example is my reading of books. 2 weeks ago, I was extremely absorbed in the land of Abhorsens by Garth Nix since the second one in the 3 grabbed me. My guess is that talking cats with attitude get to me like Christmas movies.

Well, I've temporarily stopped reading books. It could be a month, too, that you find me with a bunch of different books but suddenly I will stop. I think my longest was just over 2 years and then started up again. A lot of people are surprised that I even read.

Lately, I've been debating whether I should continue reading comic books. Due to my annoyance of how some comic companies seem to be putting stuff out all to make more in profits, the love is dwindling. The stories just aren't as exciting as they once were while I'm afraid of missing something good, just like I did when I quit reading comics for a good 10 years. No matter what, I'll always read Dead @ 17, Ultimate Spiderman, and a few others like Bloodrayne. Those still have bite or good story.

4). I have the same morning routine and will most likely have it til I die. Here, I wake up at 8am or 9am, pee, read my email or check out D-Land, eat a bowl of cereal, carry my little dog to my room and then do sit-ups. Sometimes, she watches with a confused look on her fuzzy face. The sit-ups I do only take about 6-8 minutes.

Now, when I go see Sara, none of these routines take place except to leave the bed to pee or brush teeth. I think both of us are complete messes after whatever sexual schenanegans took place at 3am. Plus, I just pass out since that girl wears me out.

5). I bite my nails. This is all done without any awareness as I only realize it when Sara looks at me for doing this. It drives me nuts, too, because it's certainly not out of nervousness or anything like that. What I think is that I bite my nails out of that annoying feeling I have in that I HAVE TO do something. You just cannot sit me down for a period of time or else I think I have to do something so it's hard for me to relax.

6). Well, besides my obsession with a very pretty girl from England named Keira, I absolutely have to find the best ways in movie showing. I want the ultimate widescreen viewing experience when it comes to bringing a movie's feel into my room. Yes, I'll go high definition with 6 speakers connected to a powerful receiver so that you think you are in a car chase like Ronin's.

I know that most girls couldn't care any less about surround sound or the ultimate picture from DVDs but I do. It took me a couple summers to start out with the perfect receiver and then to speakers and finally to a nice TV with lots of thingees that only boys seem to care about. Football should always be viewed on a giant screen TV. Period. The Sopranos should be watched while all firearms are kept under lock. Those are just some of the rules in life's little viewing habits.

To accentuate it a little better, think about how many colors your TV shows. A high definition set does 1080i as that means over 2 million pixels are beauty. Watch porn? You'll see her loveliness even better since all the pores around her twat will be viewable as each of his balls' hidden hairs will no longer be hidden while he bonks her silly. I don't think this is something you want if you're into senior citizen porn. Why the director doesn't tell her to pick her tits up off the floor is beyond me.

Let's put it this way. Watching Spiderman is great on a big screen that's at least 42 inches while The Princess Bride is fine on a regular TV screen. It's just this rule of thumb for me in wanting to feel like I'm flying around Manhattan while hanging from webs. Princess Buttercup will be just fine on 36 inches as we storm the castle. It would be inconceivable to even argue with me over that.

Giant: "I do not think you know what that word means."

So, I hope these habits are placed into view to a point that you understand the weirdness of my cerebral cortex's malfunctions. When I first received this tag on weird habits, I asked myself: "Where do I begin?"

Who would I tag? I'd go for Sammy (Because she always surprises me and admits to loving Teddy Grahams), Sara (I know a lot of my girlfriend's habits but still......), Hiss (Wants to spank me so it's obvious there is a need to show the world), Hoar (I'm pretty sure she's in surgery....), Stepford (Cuz she's a naughty housewife trying to deal with toss pots and children while porn needs are met), and Zu-Zu (Any real punks are good punks, especially those that have seen The Who, love The Clash, or visited CBGB). Summer, you already did a tag of this question didn't you?

Well, I'm outta here as I need mah rest and relaxation after chasing my dog around my parents' room. Spent too much time in the bookstore........again since I just cannot go without finding something I didn't realize I was looking for. Plus, a tennis magazine had an article on Martina Hingis, whom I found hotter than Anna Kournikova. The newest issue of Playboy has an interesting spread and how doctor's are building the perfect vagina that I'll get into later. What's to improve? Pussy is always gorgeous, especially when wet. Happy twats all around.

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