-The Crow

As you can see, I am still riding that Crow high even after getting a little angry over how Hollywood fucked up another possibility in making an impressive movie. Nope. Na-da. People, namely the public or movie goers, are too squeamish or don't have the brains to understand what is placed in front of them. Sometimes, I just wish those in charge actually understand what they are doing, something I see in a lot of letters sent to Fangoria (a horror movie magazine) on how we want real horror.

How many feel that the Summer movies actually start on May 26th? Of course, that is the date of X-Men's second sequel. My-oh-my do we have a hit on our hands as I see not only The Beast (played by Kelsey Grammer) and Magneto (I love Ian but not my choise for the character) but Calypso, one of the leaders of the underground mutant society. Do you think Bret Rattner pulled it off in directing a movie that comes with a lot (or too many) characters that us comic fans know all too well?

PG-13? Well, all of the X-Men flicks have been rated this but I dunno. Wolverine (Yes, you can tell I am in love with these characters as I grew up with them so fuck off!) is far more violent than the movies show him but I'll let that slide. My girl, Psylocke makes an appearance as only a female ninja can but she, too, is ruthless in battle. Sara loves Mystique so she has a say in all this as well. Bret, you better not fuck this up as Summer starts on May 26th.

What is it about the people that work on our hair being required to get into deep conversation while they hold sharp objects so close to our skin? After my haircut was done, my stylist (or barber, whatever) takes the time to sit down in a chair in front of me to debate whether Tom Cruise is gay. Back and forth it went, including information on his past marriages. You know the drill. If a guy marries a woman (Mimi Rogers) and doesn't touch her, wouldn't you find that odd?

For your consideration, all of my gay friends from the gym say that Tom is gay. They have more powerful gaydar than I, Hedgehoggy, foolish male that just lets his female protectiveness come out to shield all of those with estrogen. Whatever. The chicks dig me while it takes me forever to figure out who's who in what others call questionable.

Fuck who you want and enjoy it without conviction.

Of course, the inevitable comes up. George Michael. Neither of knew he was gay until far, far into the obvious. The 5'o clock shadow, to me, just made me think that maybe it was pure image but, hell, he really kissed that girl in his videos like "Father Figure," a song I adore for the life of me.

Yes, there was a lot of laughing, shouting (I get overly excited on some topics), and sneezing once 1 of 2 cats walked in. Black and white cats are so nice to have in your lap during haircuts.

You know what? I tried so hard to be good but the sales even get to me. Hollywood Video has a deal where any 3 DVDs can be bought for $25. While my choices were what I think of as being pretty damn nice. Sammy, wait for this one. Reefer Madness because our little detective from Veronica Mars is in it along with it being a fun musical. Kids In America has been seen as high school kids fighting back opression. This is where I am gonna get killed..........I had to have The Dukes Of Hazzard.

*Ducks underneath the desk*

Yeah, I know but you see it's got Willie Nelson and it's so goofy in humor that there's no need to apologize. The Dukes, just 2 good ol' boys who just happen to come across half-naked sorority girls while trying to save their farm. Pillow fights just make me sigh.

Okay, here's a true story. At a nearby college, a girl somehow contacted a form of bacterial meningitis. If you don't know what that is, let's just say it is super bad as I had it when I was 4. A person can die easily as meningitis finds its way throughout the body.

This girl lost both her hands and feet. She's finished with all that therapy it took to help her walk again with the aid of fake legs and hooks for arms. Next semester, this girl is going to come back to the local college here in my town after being gone for the year after contacting the bacterial meningitis. Oh, and in case you need to know, this girl is absolutely beautiful, hooks for hands or not.

So, the point of me telling you a true story that was in the paper today? This girl, to me, is amazing. Many people would give up once they've lost both hands and feet. Not her. Which brings me to this............

I mentioned that Playboy has an article on creating the perfect vagina. Why? I truly don't understand why women would undergo surgery just to fix something that she was given and has been compared to flowers.

The forms of surgery available are clitoral hood removal, G-spot collagen, laser lip removal or rejuvination, and hymenoplasty. Now, I can understand if a girl's pussy causes discomfort in any way such as friction from walking. That's basically the laser lip removal or labiaplasty. Fine.

C'mon, you knew it was coming! We're a society obsessed with not aging. I've known about boob jobs since I was 10 and then there was fat removal from the stomach, Botox, removal of sweat pores from arm pits, laser hair removal, asshole coloring, pectoral implants, and even calf implants.

But pussy!?! Oh, please don't touch the most magnificent of designs that I enjoy spending time licking, sucking, and kissing. There is no perfect pussy out there and shouldn't ever be as all need to be different. No woman smells exactly the same down there nor does she taste as someone down the block does. Time spent devouring between a woman's legs is time well spent.

I don't know. What do you think? Why can't we age or accept our bodies? What I laugh at is this G-spot collagen where a woman is injected to enhance her G-spot. First, it has to be found and then, according to the gyno, she'll have a more powerful orgasm. Please, maybe he aint licking or thrusting into her right.

However, maybe just maybe this guy is right. 30% of women have never experienced an orgasm due to something physically or mentally stopping her. Could a G-spot collagen injection trigger an end to the wondering what sex is all about? I mean, before I started having sex, I was worried due to reading so many complaints by women that men didn't know what they were doing.

Now this one bugs me since it goes back to my annoyance over how stupid people behave in regards to virginity. This whole "tightness" factor or "feeling of tearing her hole open" bugs me. In the Middle East, the deflowering of a woman is held as a special day by the male holding up the used sheets showing the blood stains. Whatever, man.

Hymenoplasty is basically, in a sense, the surgeon sewing up the vagina's hole a bit but more like replacing the hymen. Women, namely rich women, do this all so that their new boyfriend/husband can deflower them again, namely after she's fucked the town and a couple countries. Oh, and the males rejoice! Nothing we like better than a tight pussy, eh?

Our minds are so fucked up. Tightness? It varies. When I'm inside a woman, I don't give a shit. I'm too busy thrusting and hoping to find that spot within that causes her to tilt her head back and thrash around. Fuck tightness. How about they give me armor since Sara's come so close to breaking my fingers and shoulders. Hell, blood has been drawn a couple times so I might as well have the Red Cross on speed dial.

Now, I know I was going to do an entry on how much I love the vagina but I'm just not into it. What I am trying to get across is how ridiculout things have gotten in regards to surgery. It's been said that women viewing more porn has enhanced all this. They've now been overloaded with images of the most beautiful vaginas thanks to film, squat over a mirror, and think ugliness. Pity. Nobody tells a girl that her pussy is ugly.

However, if things are painful or irritating, surgery is fine. Just a simple few hours and a follow-up look to see how thing came out make labiaplasty a good thing. Many guys love their girlfriends' flowers/yum-yums/twats/ and don't care if their are symetrical issues. I used to hate my blue eyes but now love 'em.

I'm bored now and want to go back to reading the book adaptation to the movie, Ultraviolet, since it's been my question as to what went wrong with that movie. The whole story of a part of society becoming vampiric thanks to a blood disease only to fight back against the humans had a good premise. Could it be the director? Please, Bret, do not fuck up X-Men 3. That's when my Summer starts and it better be a good one since I hate the heat. Happy twats all around.

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