-Veronica Mars (Ms. Mars's advice to a girl about to be deflowered)

So, can I get a hoo-rah for the Veronica Mars's Season Finale? Oh.....my do we have a show that can test like no other. Not only did they hold the identity of the murderer(s?) so well but also bring up a lot of surprises (or was that too many?). If this series were to end now, I'd be unhappy with that but happy in that the creators really know how to leave with a bang.

And the last 5 seconds? It's kind of like last year's where we don't know if the person at the door was Logan or some guy out to kill Veronica. We've got another set of questions since Wallace has to answer a few things. Again, Veronica Mars is a gem well worth watching from beginning to end.

I also would like to thank all of you on your questioning of surgical practices relating to women in the downstairs area. Like Sammy said, people with the tendency to need cosmetic surgery need their head examined first. Do we really want perfection? Do we really want to look the same as others? Just how does the vagina fit into all this since it's not like a girl walks around showing her cooch to everyone.

Of course, there will be needs in the cosmetic designing of a perfect vagina. Some girls were given abnormalties or areas that cause great pain in daily activities. Whether it be the lips (labia majora or the minora), or not being able to enjoy sex thanks to abnormal dryness, it's a case by case basis. I got suspicious when the doctor said he would not allow his girlfriend's vagina to go under the knife.

Summer brings up the point that some women have to undergo a different form of scrutiny. I forgot all about this since it certainly came up in a class discussion when I took a course on Islam. Hymens are extremely important for girls to have in that males hold up bloody sheets signifying how he deflowered her on his wedding night. Gross but, yes, that goes on. If the girl does not have a hymen and all that stuff men like to brag about, things turn a bit awry.

That's where the hymenoplasty comes in. Girls that lived here only to go back to the Middle East need their hymens back because...........well, we all know that chicks get a little frisky. No, I'm not making fun of them for having sex because that's all natural. All I'm saying is that this inspection and insisting women have their hymens intact is stupid. Religion really was started all for men to keep women in check.

FYI: I have never seen a hymen nor do I care to see one. They come off at various times and I like my girls to be sexually experienced. There is nothing quite like being thrown on a bed by one that ravishes me all over. Just like a solider in Iraq, I'm on the waiting list for some body armor because Sara can bite...........hard.

So, what warrants a guy to be on the Most Wanted List? Am I the only one that laughs at how a polygamist made it there? News channels have been playing various accounts on this Warren Jeffs guy and how he married underage girls while molesting some. Of course, I hate the guy but does this make him that dangerous to the point that he's more lethal than Osama?

My dad and I have this thing. You don't go announcing how you are going to be after someone til the time comes where you are in pursuit. Warren Jeffs could have been taken in long ago but you know how the police operate. If it aint a black guy, we'll deal with it later. Reminds me of how stupid this Duke University rape case is going in how it took a lot of press in order to deal with spoiled lacrosse players.

These polygamists are pretty frightening but not too far from how crazy Christians are. There is no such thing as birth control and sex is all about procreation. At first, I was a little perplexed since pleasing 1 woman in bed has me almost breaking my fingers thanks to a lot of thrashing and falling off the bed (and that's just the first 5 minutes) but to have more than 1 wife? Wow.

According to that woman living in the Sect, polygamists only have sex to create more kids. That means they have sex maybe once or twice a month. That's a lot of semen being delivered in hopes of a 12th or 15th kid. One girl was living with 30 of them in 1 house while 1 was severly disabled. Women really are considered baby makers and are told to keep 'em coming.

And lawdy did Britney have to go on Dave Letterman's to announce the second child? That career of hers is going downhill fast. No longer is she hot, just kind of cute in a trailer trash sort of way. Britney can't even keep 1 kid in the high chair while another is on the way as her complete dunce of a husband thinks he has a rap career. What can be said about that on your launch party when the most famous people attending is Paris Hilton's parents?

Man, I wish I had a CD coming out. I could see myself doing something along the lines of Pink in that "Stupid Girls" except I'd tell everyone who these girls are and how much they suck ass. Of course, I'd have a song titled "Viva Vagina!"

Chihuahua: "Yo quiera, Taco Bell."

My brother would like to meet some hot chicks. Would you like to apply? You see, not only do I debate Tom Cruise's homosexuality at the stylist's but also learn that my little brother would like to have a girlfriend. The last one broke his cellphone and didn't let him cum............sometimes.

What are your standards? My brother is 2 inches taller than me, skinny as a rail, a bit zitty on the face, blue eyes, obsessed with pool playing, likes the Mission Impossible franchise so much that he's seen all 3 already, rides a motorcycle, and has odd taste in porn (gangbangs that end up in girls covered in spunk or anything anal). Sounds like your kind of guy?

Funny thing. My stylist told my brother that church is where to meet the cool girls after he told her that the girls he meets in bars are all "weird." Why do I get the feeling that girls in churches give incredible handjobs?

So, hook a little brother up. Where does a guy meet nice girls? You know his standards. My little brother doesn't want someone that breaks his cell, loves a bit of anal (Bald-O's issue in this comes to mind), likes motorcycles, and sees some major masculinity in Tom Cruise. I'm sure Sammy has her hands up and survey says..........

"Bookstores!"

Me? I just want to go to Indiana and curl up with Sara soon. There is the need to be tickled and losing my balance as bedsprings go bounce. Who else thinks I need a nice long walk across the bridge to a nice pizza place? If I were Superman, I'd fly around with her and throw water balloons at Donald Trump on a layover. Superman does need his rest, yo.

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