-Mallrats

Ever woken up in a not so great mood thanks to the sky's darkening clouds? What the hell. Why not just grumble and kick cans around as you walk? Nothing seems to be going right and the look in the sky sure as hell aint helping.

Lo and behold, nature has a way of changing things. While walking out of another visit to the bookstore (I alternate), a family of geese decided to make themselves known. The little goslings would be considered teenagers due to their dark webbed feet, giving a boot appearance. It seems that the family was on a field trip in the parking lot so I just stood there to watch the parents' honking out orders.

It was definitely a field trip. You could see the mother goose navigate the little herd of goslings while the dad was basically on the lookout for anyone in need of a good bite. I know because I have been chased by geese when I tried to get pictures of their little ones.

Anyway, the field trip was eventually up after about 3-5 minutes. Yes, I fawned and awed at the little fuzzy herd with the boots. What was even cuter was to watch them do their best to leap up over the curb to hit the nearby grassy area for good eatin'. Birds. They may shit on my car but I still love 'em.

I swear that I have never been so antsy to see a movie like this since, oh, Mr. And Mrs. Smith. Not even the sequel to Underworld can do what gives me sleepless nights. I am going fucking nuts for X-Men: The Last Stand.

I know. You're probably not a geek that enjoys comics but I cannot believe how so many people in the comic shop are talking about it. We're very protective of our beloved characters so the mere sight of Wolverine, Magneto, and even Angel brings tears to our eyes. I'm sure it's all those stories of feeling like outcasts that help nerds, geeks, dweebs, losers, and dorks feel this is THEIR year.

I'll join in that, yes, you've heard it all before. My special love is Psylocke, a mysterious Asian/ninja/telepath and overall good girl willing to go all out in a fight. The movie has her with the baddies so I'm suspicious as to what is going on. I've waited several years to see this character and she's now on Magneto's side!?!

It doesn't help that Wizard Magazine added fuel to the fire in showing a picture of Mei Melancon, the woman that plays Psylocke. Look to the left lower corner and there she is again in costume, purple hair and all. Yes, Psylocke is hot on a scorching meter of too hot for me to get you to understand.

Scotty: "The boner meter is running full speed ahead! I don't know if she can take much more, captain."

I don't know. Is X-Men: The Last Stand a movie for girls to take their boyfriend to since it's pretty much us that salivates over such things? If in the theater, look to see what the male to female ratio is for this answer. I'll be the guy having to be calmed down as certain characters make their appearance or I'm the guy that has his girlfriend feeling if his cock is hard due to Psylocke getting in a little fight that may cause the deaths of 100's. I like my chicks tough, more than Ford tough.

To be honest, I'm also a bit down. My friend and somewhat workout partner is leaving soon. Gawd, I am so going to miss Cass and her waving at me while running top speed on the treadmill. Plus, she helped get my lazy ass up for a run.

There are people you meet that have no effect on you as people come and go. Cass was someone I was just beginning to know and a bit late as I remember seeing her a lot without ever saying anything to her. I felt bad about being so nice that I kind of led her on and this hurt her feelings. It's just that that is over and we can laugh about things now.

I'm really going to miss Cass as the unique people are dying out. My gym is overrun by morons with too much muscle while not enough brain power. I don't know what else to say but just know I hate how people come and go throughout my life so easily. Is it any wonder why I have a fear of meeting people since they all leave eventually?

Funny how I remember a girl, now gone, that told me about my future time in a nearby college since she had been there:

"You're gonna love it!"

She was right as I had a great time in college. Worrying was such a waste so that girl's words will never be forgotten.

I was watching Anderson Cooper 360 and can understand our hatred for this polygamist, Warren Jeffs, but I don't understand why there is so much persecution over the nice polygamists. Yes, there is a difference in that Warren, thinking he is God, makes demands as well as using underage girls. Other polygamists just do so out of their own love of the religion. That's fine if he/she wants that and is 18 or older.

I've told of my hatred for religion and how it brainwashed me so bad that a woman practically had to molest me in order to get into my pants. Yes, I was that awful but certain people believe things I will never understand. As long as they don't force their beliefs on to me, I'm fine. Fuck who you want but just remember there are laws. Only those laws shouldn't tell how many women a man should marry.

Sometimes, I wonder why certain laws are even made. Why does marriage have to be in there? What does it matter what hole a guy puts his dick or if he likes someone with a strap-on to do him on Wednesdays? Why should sex toys be banned? Many people love to perform and receive oral sex so what's that act damaging? We're taxed too much and we live with too many laws.

And before you go all weirdo on me, I am as monogamous as I can get. My interest in anal sex is very small while I think women's assholes are, of all things, cute to see. I love oral sex, giving and receiving. If she wants me to use toys on her, fine by me. Just give me a chance to rest and lick my wounds.

It's funny how people have problems with polygamy and, yes, it is odd. Just consider the fact that porn is a good thing. What does that have to do with polygamy? Orgies and the fact that many people have sex with a lot of other people. The law doesn't tell them to stop while this is what they want to do even if polygamy doesn't base itself on sex (they only have sex 1 or 2 times a month to procreate). I can't deny that I find orgies interesting to watch but I just don't think I'd participate. The chances of slipping in someone's bodily fluids is just too high and I hate to remember how I once broke my right foot.

And so I leave you here on this rainy day. A little bit of sadness and happiness around me makes my day a little confusing. However, The Crow said it best: "It can't rain all the time." Happy twats all around.

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