After reading that fact from the latest issue of 'Rue Morgue' Magazine, I wonder what would have happened to Jon Couey, the latest child molestor (and killer) to be caught. Remember him? Jon's the guy that buried a little girl alive in a baggie while she clutched a stuffed toy after he raped her. This is the type of guy that I'd want to allow all sorts of torture on. We'd bring out the chainsaws, hammers, pliers, and hacksaws. Or we'd just experiment on Jon while he screams.

FYI: I am for capital punishment since there are certain people that just shouldn't be allowed to live. Brings my old dreams back of becoming a werewolf out there that helped rid this world of rapists and murderers. Plus, I'd have more excuses to pee in rose gardens since we guys love to go outdoors.

So, tomorrow is the big day. I'm outta here somewhere around late afternoon thanks to Indiana calling. You know the drill. See Sara, enjoy Superman, run around naked and let her play with my cock, eat Sara out, fuck, and somewhere in this moment of time, watch fireworks. If Superman doesn't bring out your inner patriot, nothing will.

Also, I am a little on edge. Sara's birthday is July 2nd so I must pick up her birthday gift prior to my leave. Will it be ready? I'm such a fucker when it comes to having to have everything done or I worry things go wrong. Plus, I have so many errands to run tomorrow. I'll be on edge all fucking day.

What would I want for my birthday? September isn't too far off, ya know, but the question is more like: What do you get for the boy that has everything? Other than a 50-inch flat screen high definition television, I cannot fathom unless it's more of everything. Materialism aside, I love the little things that show a person cares by sending something he/she knows I love.

A pet tiger would be nice but only for a limited time. It would have to be a tiger cub that stalks around my backyard. Those gorgeous large paws. Have you ever held a tiger cub? Me neither but I did hold a baby lion once. My hands were as big as it's paw.

FYI: I do not condone owning such exotic animals unless it's for rehabilitation. My thoughts on having a tiger cub are based on fantasy since I've always thought their design was so breathtakingly gorgeous. Kangaroos would be cool along with some penguins to do the 'Macarena' with.

'Penthouse' has a list of the 10 fantasies women want the most. Of course, I was curious and just had to rip open the polybag protection to take a gander at what the female species thinks about. I've read so many girls' fantasies here on D-Land that I thought it would be nice to hopefully see something new.

10). Domination
9). Exotic locations
8). Her ex
7). Aquaintences
6). Exhibitionism
5). Strangers
4). Submission
3). Women
2). Celebrities
1). Multiple Partners

Somewhat interesting. I'd be more shocked if something like 'Film a porn movie with a real porn star' or 'Make Mom and Dad watch' but those could be considered under 'Celebrities.' C'mon, dear ol' Mom wouldn't be that bad since many porn stars have parents that come across their children't movies at some time.

But seriously, I'm definitely on this fantasy that would find me at an orgy. Every now and then, I wonder what it would be like to be in a room where many beautiful couples would be fucking and sucking their tired hearts out. A part of this could be because I'd want to see what others do to please each other. Sex, to me, is mostly about sharing while showing the person how you feel about him/her.

Plus, it's so much fun to watch a lot of naked bodies, those that didn't let themselves go, of course. Most swingers are gross so it's no wonder it feels like they're just getting rid of each other temporarily while still enjoying the buffets together.

I'm all for being naked so attending an orgy with Sara would be a hell of a thrill. Who doesn't enjoy seeing a mass of wet pussies being thrusted into all while making them a darker shade of pink? Of course, most orgies would have to have something on the floor to keep the various bodily fluids and cum in check. Snack breaks would be every 30-minutes since the loss of semen does make us guys hungry. Add a towel boy and that'll be one hell of a perfect orgy.

Consider me weird for my orgy fantasy? It's not something I really think about but every now and then I do think of this just for fun. Seeing Sara sitting on a couch while a bunch of guys show their cocks to her would be a laugh. Every girl should get a look at the variety that's out there just like I like to see wet cunts. The human body is nothing to be ashamed of as pleasure is certainly not a bad thing. Besides, I love being naked and having my cock fondled anytime.

It could be how I feel about myself. I've got days where I have this huge amount of confidence that has me wanting to just get all naked. Having people around me that feel the same way would just cause all sorts of mischief. My time in college is a good example as my roommates hated how I always changed in front of their girlfriends prior to going to the gym. One even asked to see everything while her boyfriend got mad.

And Sara will tell you that I am very submissive as any guy that gets majorly crazy for women that can handle saving the world on their own. Be it, Ripley from Aliens, Lara Croft from Tomb Raider, or Alice from Resident Evil, I love tough women like no other. This psychological weirdness comes from having a very strong mother. Face it. Women have a lot of power in my eyes.

Editor: "Well, that's true but you've been forgetting to mention that you just love to eat pussy like a champ."

FYI: The 'Net is crawling with some good stuff, like the new Transformer movie's theatrical teaser and Spiderman 3's movie trailer (over 1 minute and it looks great with the dark theme!).

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