-Dennis Leary

The newest issue of 'Playboy' has a great interview with Dennis Leary. Since I'm more of an admirer of those that are very truthful, it was a fun read on his thoughts when it came to the movies done by him. The one movie that sticks with me when it comes to Dennis is The Ref. I've not seen it for so many, many years as my parents rented it once and I know I laughed a lot. Gawd, I don't remember much of anything from that movie but Dennis was very hurt by how the studio handled this movie that he loved doing.

According to Sara, I am not allowed to watch The Ref til it gets to be around the Holidays. It is a holidy movie after all and seems to bring out that feeling we all love at that time. Love Actually is another one but you know me. I'm so in love with how Keira looked once she opened the door to read cue cards from her husband's friend's need to tell her of his massive crush on her.

FYI: I also loved Bill Nighy and his need to play guitar nude after his song went to number one and the Prime Minister's need to like a chunky girl. Oh, and let's add that cute kid's massive crush on a classmate. Yeah, Love Actually is a fine, fine flick as I'm sure The Ref is.

Speaking of 'Playboy,' what's going on with the pubes? It's been a long time since I've seen a Playmate pose with what looks like half her bush. After seeing so many smooth gals, this observation startles me to the point that I'm confused again. Do I like bush or completely bare?

The look of a woman's bush is nice but the need for it when it comes to bedtime behaviors that I enjoy is a pain in the ass. No one enjoys having hair in his mouth during moments where she's thrashing around thanks to orgasmic bliss. Smooth makes licking so much easier. While we're on looks, brunettes look better with bushes than blondes. Weird but that's my thought.

My Thought: One of the sexiest pictures in the world in regards to pubic hair is a picture of a woman's ass from the side. You can see the pubes all fluffy in their combed glory all while still holding a bit of mystery. Yes, 'Playboy' has people comb each Playmate's pubes prior to posing.

And another observation. 'Penthouse' has gone tame. What happened to all the beaver shots this magazine was so famous for!?! The first time I ever came across real porn was finding a 'Penthouse' in my grandparents' front yard that someone had thrown out a car. The massive amount of boners I had while looking through it as it also had me wonder why a perfectly good white woman would want to consume a penis. I was so young and it was very hard to naviage my way back into the house when my penis was too fucking huge to carry home.

It's weird. You expect things from certain magazines. Take 'GQ' and you think male models with nice clothes. 'Seventeen' caters to moronic teens that can't think for themselves yet tries to hide with with "inciteful articles." 'Penthouse' is the kind of mag that guys expect to see women with their legs completely spread open or licking large penises with that smile aimed directly at the camera. We're not going to talk about that old photo I can never get out of my head of a woman with a lit cigarette in her asshole.

Hedgehoggy and Editor: "STILL SMOKIN'!"

Life sure has changed in the porn world thanks to the 'Net. 'Penthouse' and other mags don't make as much money as they used to thanks to people putting up their pictures or the laziness of males to get off on videos posted. Plus, there is this huge assortment of women making money off of moronic guys by owning a website where they charge guys to see them semi-nude, completely nude, hardcore, or sexily clothed. Why a person would pay $35 a month to view such shit is beyond help.

So, c'mon, girls! Help the porn world out by buying up mags like 'Club International' so we can help the old schoolers walk a mile in 6 feet of snow or sleet in order to get their smut home. Computers just don't have that loving feeling to them as holding a magazine with pages stuck together from "improper usage."

Yes, I got that Pink Floyd 'Pulse' DVD that came out today. $14.99 at Best Buy was well spent as I felt my way to 1987 where David Gilmour gave an amazing concert no one could forget. That's just a small portion as we go forward to the 90's and see him with much shorter hair but still making you look up to the sky for that great big gig.

One of the highlights for me was seeing "Learning To Fly's" music video. Always wanted to since this was the song that started it all for me. Loved how odd it is, completely free of MTV's influence, where we see a guy slinging a blade to clear a wheat field. Nearby an Indian ghost taunts the guy to fly. What's nice is that you get to see the gorgeous scenery while things happen. For once, I would be very unhappy if a half-naked woman showed up because that just isn't Pink Floyd.

Yeah, we all know how so many people got stoned to the music of Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, and even The Ramones. I'm not gonna lie for I did it to the Floyd and even a showing of Animal House while in a dorm room. I just love music that asks you to care about the earth and not be such an ass by looking at things beyond yourself. Some people don't get Pink Floyd and that's fine by me. I'm not big on Led Zepplin.

Most people associate Pink Floyd to The Wall, an amazing CD set (I've yet to see the movie), thanks to "Another Brick In the Wall." It's just, for me, I'll never forget "A Momentary Lapse Of Reason" since it obsessed me musically and wanting more of Pink Floyd. I've given up on the latest crap put out there by people desperate to be celebrities since I can always go back to Pink Floyd.

Oh, and videos? Finally, I got to see Christina Aguilera's "Aint No Man." The hell I had to go through by watching MTV's TRL was worth it as she put on quite a show! Is this the girl that did a video deemed far too risque for MTV as she talked about 11 piercings? I've loved Christina ever since her arrival and even like how adult her music has gotten. Hell, I love all sides of her as I can't wait til this double album comes out. Did marriage really make Christina more enjoy life more?

Somehow, we've got to go back. Pink Floyd should still put out albums and strong concerts, 'Penthouse' needs to go back to crotch shots, and I miss my innocense prior to knowing that women enjoy a veiny cock in their mouths. It was just me staring up into the sky wondering if I could fly.

Oh, and, Sammy, I totally disagree with you on Indians. Today, I saw the most beautiful one (next to you, of course) in my gym. The eyes were so fierce while she used the stairmaster. It was all ruined thanks to Stinky Pakastani working out next to me. How that man can smell so bad prior to using workout equipment is an odd one since Gay Nick said I looked like I was about to cry. Happy twats all around.

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