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| Could my birthday be any better? -My girlfriend adores me even if one half of me smells "like a Muslim" thanks to the heat. -Sara's parents took me out to a really nice restaurant where you don't have to be worried about the possibility of someone urinating in your baked potato. -Paris Hilton was arrested for DUI -After traveling through 5 states, a birthday should be spent in total tranquil. -Sammy sent me a card that I am about to open (I've been so busy catching up with things and unpacking). I'd hug you for the birthday wishes but we'll have to wait til I get my little tiny heinie over there. -It's always cooler to have your birthday in another state. A lot to come since there is so much to talk about. Plus, Sara wants me to make a big entry on sex. Exciting times we live in, eh? 0 Got Balls? |
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