I love how something so unworthy of so much attention is given just that. Katie Couric hosts the evening news? Big deal. It almost shows how slow we have become in accepting these womenfolk into our society after shunning them for so long. Do you think women can think for themselves? Do they like sex? Do they curse when their phone's caller I.D. shows it's their mothers? Do they like it when you play with their titties?

Actually, that last one is a question someone had to Google only to come across my diary. The answer is simple. Yes, girls like their titties played with but you better be the boyfriend or have a lot of money so cleverly displayed to be hanging out of your wallet.

Yesterday, I got a card in the mail from a fellow Diarylander. She remembered my birthday but was on vacation in New York. I love how.......hmmmmmmmmm....let's see here.........2 people wished me a happy birthday. This makes me wonder just who I can trust here on Diaryland. A lot of people read me but only a few say anything. To think people used to have balls here on Diaryland back in its heyday.

Sara would make the number to be 3 but she's a little different. She spanks me and sends me flowers, k?

What I was just totally having fun with was what this Diarylander said in her card. It was a compliment that meant a lot to me. The old saying is that a person remembers the bad ones over the good ones so I remember only a few that touched me like this one:

1). Pervy old man from my gym said that he bet I got laid a lot. He then added that if he looked like me, he'd walk around naked all the time.

2) The compliment from the Diarylander was on her visit to the Museum Of Sex in New York. She thought of me while there. Now, that is a really thing to know. The sight of homemade porn, dildoes, lube, whips, giant schlongs, Ron Jeremy, and massive amounts of ejaculation make you wish Hedgehoggy was there.

And, no, I will never ever stop talking about the subject of sex. Especially since a lot of you are just as raunchy and informative as I am, maybe not in your diaries but other ways.

Speaking of sex or the lack of it when it comes to SlutWatcher............

I'd like to point out to you that a man will stop in midsentence when some form of possible nudity or the lycra is scrunched up so much that a gal's cooch is quite visible. She could be way over the other side of the gym or surrounded by various objects. A man will be forced by some invisible need to sneak a peek.

Slutwatcher (to me): "Did you see the football game last night? Oh, the Pittsburgh........*looks at Italian girl doing sit-ups with her knees up*....I, oh, shit."

It was just so fucking funny how this guy was really into telling me about last night's game only to just see his head dart to the right. Yes, that girl, the gorgeous Italian girl, was working those abs. Gaw, I hate it how women got the better looking genitals because it would be awesome to have women trying to sneak a peek at my package all the time while I work out. No more underwear for us guys. We be using rubberbands.

Every now and then, I talk about kids and how I just don't get the feeling as some people do at having them. Yeah, they can be cute but that's only in a very small percentage. Cute gets shot to hell when that little shit keys your car, I'll tell you that much.

My friend, Kevin, a guy I've known since my 4th Grade days here, brought his little girl to the gym. She's cute and I can't deny that it was amusing to watch him hold her hand as he brought her out to play with the exercise ball. I'll never forget the time she threw a temper tantrum and Kevin had to get on his knees to calm her down.

I have a little girl and her name is Buffy. At a combined weight of 4 or 5 pounds (she's sensitive about the number), she's quite a handful. Don't let Buffy's size fool you because that little dog can bark loud and proud as evidenced by the lip she gave the white schnauzer today.

Kim found it amusing while I talked about my dog. People can talk about kids and all that but I'm proud of my little 4 pounder with dark eyes. The best part is when Kim's jaws drop as I tell her that there are 5 Yorkshire Terriers in this house (very noisey). "Wha.....you have 5!?!" Yeah, but Buffy pretty much has eyes only for me since I'm the one that takes her for her daily 2 walks around the block. I'm the one that feeds her and make a nice warm place for her to curl up with while on the neighborhood watch program.

Mama Fratelli (The Goonies): "Kids suck."

Well, I am done here but happy after a nice day of my dog's usual antics. Receiving cards from people I've never physically met (but will!) keep me chugging along. How about you? Don't tell me you don't receive any compliments from perverted old men!?! What!?! They talked about your boobies? A can of mace and a baseball bat are what you should be carrying around. Happy twats all around.

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