I'm not gonna lie. For one thing, I was supposed to leave today but ya see.............the girl wants me for a wee bit longer. Could it be that I am the perfect thing to cuddle up to after a long day at work? Does it take me longer than the average male to smell bad? Plus, Sara enjoys my explanation as to why I have long toes. I'm a bat and I fly. Those flying squirrels are more jealous of me as I swoop on by ya. That sudden gush of cold air? That's me! Only I need a little rest so I use those cute long toes to hang from tree branches. Witness Sara's insane amount of giggles over this and my explanation about evil hamsters. Just for fun, I ask how well you know me. I've always played around with quizzes in magazines (Hellloooo, Cosmo on a dull day!) so let's see how good you are. 1). Which actress do I have this insane lust for that many on Diaryland make fun of me for? a. Sandra Bullock 2). Sara uses a very key word to describe me. Which one is it? a. Insane (That's just on a good day!) 3). What bug did I place in my 1st Grade lunchbox to take home? It meant throwing out mah lovely snack pack and actual lunch for school. a. Stag beetle 4). Bald-O is afraid of one thing about Sara even though he's yet to meet her. What is it? a. He'll lose his best buddy to marriage. 5). Bald-O asked me a funny question after I visited a strip joint with Sara. Which one was it? a. Was it all nude and did I misplace my finger? 6). When I was little, what was the first actual outlook for me when it came to employment? a. Ninja (but a good one) 7). My first kiss was with a girl named after a great Elvis Costello song. Who? a. Molly 8). Again with the names, what is the name of the girl I lost my virginity to? a. Kristie 9). What habit of Sara's makes my jaw drop? a. Butt scratching 10). What is my favorite sex position? a. Cowgirl 11). I was taught by nuns. What was a form of punishment for me? a. Heavy makeout sessions with them. 12). What fellow Diarylander have I had a crush on for ages and she knows it? a. Zu-Zu 13). What Diarylander told me that she had a dream of me wearing a little French maid outfit? a. Zu-Zu and SummerRoll 14). I had one of those rare "Dear Penthouse....." moments. Where was I standing with my penis out and getting it sucked? a. Apartment hallway 15). What bodypart of mine has Sara discussed with others on how large they are? a. Ears 16). What has Sara complained about when it comes to sleeping with me? a. Snoring 17). What has Sara introduced to me that is a lot of fun? a. Ice cream down the buttocks 18). Why do I love to eat pussy? a. Smell 19). What can make me go all googly-faced and sound completely un-manly-like? a. A puppy 20). If there was an orgy, whom would I invite to attend with Sara and I? a. Zu-Zu Bonus: Why am I called "Hedgehoggy?" a. My pubes are spikey So, how good are you? I'll place the answers below.....................................................................................................................................................................................................la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la 1. C Bonus: B-It was a nickname from my RA way back in college. My hair was much spikier than now. So, I hope this quiz was at least a little fun. Sara's at work right now and I'm just passing the time. I'll be home sometime because the reality of work will bring me home. Plus, I miss my little dog. Thanks for taking the time to know who I am. Happy twats all around. |
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