-The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (opening words)

Call me a sentimental ol' fool for movies that bear cult status. This'll be my 3rd viewing of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre all because studios can no longer make 'em like this. It was completely wacko, freaky, unforgettable, and downright better acted than today's Hollywood stars can do. Where else will you find a guy willing to wear the same shirt in Texas heat for months while filming?

In case you didn't know, a new high definition version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre came out. Being a 1974 film, this was a nice looking transfer, a complete step above those old rotted VHS versions from long ago. Thanks to my nearly being traumatized by the sight of Leatherface in Terror In the Aisles (an 80's collection of the scariest scenes in movies), I had an old obsession to one day see it. 3rd viewing today and it still holds up some major freakiness when it comes to introducing us to a cannibal clan in deep Texas.

Ever noticed that when a movie is based in Texas, there will be a certain town out of the most commonly known? Dallas, Austin, Houston, and Plano. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was filmed near Austin while the new film, Stick It, considers itself a Plano.

Besides my extremely odd special place in my heart for the good old Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I'm growing awfully curious about this The Notorious Bettie Page. This, too, looks like a film bent on cult film status. You've got a woman with an amazing history, Bettie Page, and a great actress playing her, Gretchen Mol.

Did you know Barnes N Noble has a little video player where you can watch theatrical trailers to movies you don't know much about? That's how I got to see The Notorious Bettie Page's. It was my first viewing and surprisingly so since I've heard so many good reviews on it. Normally, nothing stops me as I take in that 2 to 3 minutes a director has to gain an audience.

Do you know the whole history of Bettie Page? 'Playboy' founder, Hugh Hefner, has a major place in his hear for her since it's her that helped start the fetish times. While there were men that enjoyed the usual women in bikinis, others got their hearts a-beating over a woman with black panties, a stock whip, and a smile. Too bad, Bettie died completely unlike I thought she'd go, a bit crazed and a hatred for pornography.

Bettie Page's history has many different scenerios so be careful in who you listen to or read. She's just interesting since this woman went through a lot more than a normal person could handle.

I'm not going to go into the subject of fetishes but I do find it fascinating how everyone has them. You may not realize it but there is something that gets you all hot and bothered, be it music or feet.

The latest issue of 'Penthouse' gives Maggie Gyllenhaal some major props for her role in the movie, Secretary. Not many films are open to showing a love for sadomasocism like that one did. I know because Sara has had me watch it 2 times. I'll get into all that someday when it comes to that subject. Think what you want on S&M but you probably have no idea about it.

To be truthful, I'm a mix of being very tired while creativity has been zapped away. The work meeting was good only in that I hope all of my new co-workers stick with it. 3 girls and 3 guys that all look like they can think and bathe. Really, that's all I want because I have a sensitive nose.

My only problem was with 1 girl that just has to be on her cell phone, even in the meeting during a small break. Obviously, she is very young and clueless with what looks to be no personality. Pink is her obvious favorite color seeing she wore the tightest polo I've ever seen with that color. How many show up for info on work letting everyone know the design of your bra?

Other than that, lots of high fives and smiles as those that I've worked with are happy to have me back. We'll be team late nights since there will be no first few weeks being early mornings like the years before. Of course, that also means no Crotch Rot, a woman that I'd leave on the side of the road in hopes she gets trampled by a mack truck.

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