-Robert Frost

There are some people that find this to the be most humiliating experience in all their lives. Not me. I don't mind it one bit if my pants split suddenly.

Yup, yours truly was minding his own business in the local comic shop when bending down to look at some on the lower shelf. That ripping sound came and my sudden feeling of my ass getting a new draft was also quite known. Mah black Calvins were on definite display for all the people around me. Then again, since when would the geeks pay attention to a fine ass as mine when there are thousands of drawn half-naked women around them?

If you must know, I wore my black Calvins with black buttons cleverly keeping the most sensitive of manhood within. If you've seen the movie, A Knight's Tale, I would be forced to giggle at saying I am "defending my large manhood." Well, I thought it was funny. Anyhoo, I would have granted anyone that asked politely a nice view of my undies.

As of right now, I am 99% fine. That missing percentage is the fact that I take a small amount of time to recover from each workout set. Annoying. The fact that I ate nothing all day 2 days ago left me a small amount of weakness to catch up on. Cold root beers only do so much.

And so the argument is explained.......

Foley. Those of us in the U.S. are forced to watch newscenters show us his image and continually tell us that he is a bad boy. Sending sexual emails to underage pages while working for the government is a naughty thing. My first question when I heard about this was: Why do we still have pages?

I loved some of Foley's emails because I am so confused as to how to talk dirty at times. "Did you spank it today?" Personally, I couldn't say that without giggling uncontrollably. To me, typing out things on a computer is a whole lot different than saying such things. Sure, I'll ask how wet your pussy is or might even hint that I can't wait to lick you down there but..........typed doesn't hold as much power.

Okay, so I do agree that Foley should be punished. It's just that this crime of sending naughty instant messages to pages is a far cry from the destruction that the Iraq War has brought. In fact, some newscenters aren't even talking about the fact that some of the pages even flirted back with Foley. Poor guy. You just cannot have a white colored guy hot and bothered over the possibility of underage page sex. I'm sure there were many moments spent alone in the restrooms cranking them out while the guy in the stall nextdoor was thinking of Jessica Simpson.

So what is the outcome? You know that Foley has an exit strategy of some type. All people in some form of power control are going to blame their behavior on something. Gibson's got booze. It's like the character from The Wild One being asked what he's rebelling against. "What do ya got?" People cleaning up Foley's mess are telling anyone that will listen or hinting at that he's gay. So, being gay is bad!?! Please, I know some gay guys that are just fine to hang around. They'll even pinch my nipples if I ask for some super special "fairy dust."

I'm not saying that Foley should get away scot-free. It's just that there is no hope of any real justice. Booze. Too much porn. Gay. Molested by uncle. It's a never ending amount of statements that are used to avoid taking responsibility. You see the guys call out press conferences on the seriousness but 5-6 years ago it was already known. The Republicans are just trying to keep control.

Plus, these weren't really young pages. We act as if these high schoolers don't know about sex and worry about whether they can make anything of themselves while working for dirty old men. Some of the pages flirted back. Gawd, the sight of a dirty instant message with the slang terms for "penis" popping up! It's horrible, I tell you! Hotmail, when I first got an email address, sent me hundreds of them asking if I need to "get more hung." I don't know about that but sometimes I wish my balls were a little smaller.

Editor: "Even if it is kind of cute to see Sara hold them in the palm of her hand, where they completely fill it up?"

If you want to impress me with cleaning up Congress, do a real investigation and not with the people that allowed this shit in the first place. The Foley Scandal? No one's going to do anything worth spaking the idiot so I don't see a point in watching the news in anticipation over it all. Iraq is a much bigger problem, especially since Bush said the only way he would back down is if Laura or his dog, Barney, told him to.

To put the fate of thousands of soldiers in the hands of the canine variety.......

Now, as for churches, I have a lot of problems with them. It's not just because I get a really odd feeling being around people that look feeble minded as to what to do with their lives. First, they should be taxed if they think it's their right to be involved in elections. Their false shields hold no power over me in who I feel deserves the presidency or any form of candidacy. Many did say out loud (and caught on tape, mind you) that voting for Bush is the right Christian thing to do.

Church versus a porn store. Churches hide their real intentions. Porn stores let it all hang out, literally. Whereas churches tell us all about how good it is to feed the poor or how God doesn't see wealth as being important, most hoard money for themselves. I know because my private Catholic school took over my playground to build a parish. No more football games. Hello lonely old ladies that spray on too much perfume hoping to get a look at the cute new priest flown in from Italy.

Shouldn't you be the person to decide your fate or life's destiny? I have no problem with religion as long as you do not:

1). Tell me how to live

2). Blame your bigotry, racism, or homophobia on it.

3). Tell me that god spoke to you as a reason why you did such a bad thing we caught you doing. God didn't tell you to touch little boys because their assholes are so pure. You just like little boys and need to be castrated immediately.

Porn stores to be considered an evil? Sammy, Sammy, Sammy, my dear girl that I can see throwing a chair at me. They don't hide their intentions, that a little kinkiness can help a lull in a couple's sexual behavior. Ever seen the swing? Not my thing but those under the 200-pound variety seem to enjoy it. A porn store being close to a school is more trusting than another of those fucking churches that seem to pop up everywhere as more gods are made known to account for everyone's sins.

Why do I bring up this? As drastic as it is, a porn store doesn't hide its intentions. You could add another movie store, guitar store, or even a retro arcade gaming place. All I am saying is that churches are a waste of so much brick and mortar that I'd rather see a nice anything than them. I've been to church often enough to see through their lies. I vote for who I want. I will fuck how I want. I will think how I want. Porn is a whole lot natural than seeing people walking around like zombies. There was no Adam and Eve. I'm a monkey and proud of it.

So, my day? *Ahem* Sorry, I get a little bit heated over religion, a lovely subject to read about but only gets me angry when I see so many ridiculous behaviors being used for excuses. My little diva in training, Buffy, continues to start arguments with other dogs while walking. This time, with a large white do from across the street. Don't know why Buffy needs to tell everyone to go fuck themselves but that is her.

We are still having issues with squirrels.

Joe, my friend from the gym that once played football at a weight of 349 pounds, is fun to watch. He's still in love with that little Italian girl. She is cute and it's fun to watch them work out seperately only to end up leaving together. Envy.

Plus, it's good to talk crap with a guy that understands the importance of being stupid at times. Joe has not accomplished my amazing feat of throwing up while driving on an interstate. Pulling over to the side but not a continuance of 80mph. We even discussed old Nintendo games we loved as kids after I told him I got the system to calm me down after work. Boys bond. Lovely sight that involves a discussion of throwing up. It's hard to do.

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