-Ninja Gaiden (video game from Nintendo)

Well, I certainly did not accomplish becoming the Ninja Dragon but I sure did get far. Nothing like good ol' school Nintendo to pass the time, dying and restarting at the beginning for an hour. Took me over 3 hours to beat this game back in the day but I've already progressed to Act 4 in just the second play.

Today was lightly busy thanks to the movie memorabilia place coming to the mall. Yes, I was there within a large mass of teenagers with pants that barely stood up or girls that walked all over with the cell phone permanently plugged in their ears. Felt out of place? Sure but the movie memorabilia place selling oodles and oodles of cool stuff had my attention.

Like a golddigger at a diamond seller, I was hanging around various things related to movies, mostly movie posters and pictures. It's nice to see that some of my favorite scenes were captured in some of the nicest gloss. Of course, that meant Keira Knightley but I have pretty much every picture of her now.

Today was Kate Beckinsale. Lovely woman, especially when she's walking around in a tight black rubber suit with 2 automatic pistols for hunting lycans. Nobody pees on her rug without Kate's say-so. Naturally, The Dude from The Big Lebowski would ask if the rug matched the place.

I don't have much cash on hand for a bit of time so I did mostly looking. Got those 2 pictures of Kate with the pistols, 1 of Keira from the first Pirates....movie. Wish I could have gotten a few movie posters like the foreign version of Underworld. Much better when you've got a larger armed Kate Beckinsale looking straight at you. Besides, I have enough movie posters for the one day I decorate my house. So far, no one has my luck of owning an original Friday the 13th one.

According to an 'Esquire' article, men all over are experiencing a loss of libido at young ages. It's weird because, when I was young, I thought for sure I'd always want to fuck even if I had no clue as to how the act was done. How else would you explain the large collection of porn in parents' rooms?

According to scientific studies, men reach their sexual peak at 19 while women don't until 39. Freaky how so many years are off between the two.

As for me, I'm still wonky as hell. One day, I'll absolutely crave sex, be it blowjob, oral, or the good ol' traditional in the sweetest of holes but the next I'd just shrug. That's not to say that I won't do anything if not in the mood. Just ask and I'd most likely be willing to give my tongue a good workout or hold thrust your toy for some good time wet exploring. Nothing beats the smell of a good clean pussy.

Doggie update? Buffy ended up with a bur on her head thanks to rolling around on the ground. It's the same thing everyday. Something stinky's on the ground and Buffy feels the need to roll in it while I stand there looking like an idiot as traffic passes by. The bur itself was a pain to get out because she wouldn't let me. Plus, I got it stuck deep inside my finger and had to pull it out of me then.

Funny article in 'Spin' on a heavy metal band in India. Guys that take their moms to work, do their jobs, and then spend the rest of their time jamming like scary freaks are real metal, baby. To me, it's so funny not seeing pure white skin with strange hairstyles but brown people with big eyes. Nice change.

As for work, I am still waiting for the call on when they get this team together. I hope I get the people I met that one night because I hate idiots that slow me down. Plus, boredom is slowly getting to me and could lead to an insane amount of push-ups or extra doggie walks.

Ever seen 'Photo,' a foreign magazine that specializes in showing non-censored images? I mean, you get it all, death, torture, nudity, and beauty. I've been looking at this magazine since the time I picked one up in a train station in Chicago priot to seeing Kristan in New Mexico.

There is this section where a photo is taken of a family from various countries on what is in their kitchen. The U.S. is hella huge in having a lot of food while the other countries are so small. Cairo is impressively abundant in fruits and veggies. Kraft pretty much conquered Kuwait. India has some very ugly looking food, unless you enjoy seeing so many colors. Obviously, the African one is the barest in what their kitchen (a tent, basically) has to eat. If you don't like rice, you're fucked.

How many out there think that the U.N. should be ashamed of itself for not helping Darfur due to protecting it's own assets? A lot of those rich bastards think money is far more important than dealing with genocide and starvation.

In another section of 'Photo' is a tribute to Paolo Roversi thanks to his odd picture taking when it comes to the nude. You'll notice a very washed out background and the nude is almost viewed as a drawing. I do have to admit that I like it but would prefer a deeper black and white look.

When doing a black and white nude, I find the sight of a woman's pubic hair a must. She looks so silly with just a pair of lips between her legs while a small patch of hair gives off a womanly tone. The picture of a naked Mila Jovovich is nice and her pubes, so nicely combed, look like a feathered mohawk. Sometimes, I wish we'd bring back that most intimate hair.

I'll just say this with as serious words as I can. It's so much easier to go down on a girl when it's completely bare around the vagina's pink lips. The hair above, long but contained, is fine. It's just that the only area we get hair in our mouths is from the lower portion while we lick and suck so why not keep the top to rummage our fingers through? I do miss feeling up a girl and finding that nicely groomed wisp concealed in her pantis. It's even sexier to look at it when sunlight extends itself on her pussy while waking up with her.

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