-Ingrid Bergman

Greetings, earthpeople. I've just come down off a chair that I had to use in order to pull a few things down off the shelf in my closet. I'm so close to being done in helping rid myself of clutter, a packrat and proud.

All I have left is to place some of the books, photography ones and various collections, in a section instead of being all over the place. Some like 'Eros' bring back mad memories where pictures of various people in undress were provided with a story or 2 from someone describing a most sensual time in bed. I, especially, got a kick out of a guy's discussing his first time fingering a girl.

Men: "We all remember our first times and that scent that was left on those fingers."

One of the coolest but extremely new in regards to subject is a book I showed Sara a while ago. It's called 'Digital Diaries' and was pretty much placed on the 'Net back in 1996 or so. A woman opened up a whole big thing by documenting her sex-life with digital pictures. Her masturbation habits (sex toy in the bathtub), being dominated in bed but also dominating on occasion, friends' sexual habits, curiousity over the penis in regards to ejaculation and urination, and exploration with the same sex.

When I got this book, it kind of started me on wanting to know more on female sexuality. Many of my friends at this time, college, were girls and we'd all discuss sex openly. I've gone over and over so many things but never had I seen such explicit detail, what was found in 'Digital Diaries.'

Other than that, old 'Rolling Stones' and various wires not used in my home theater set-up have to be moved around. What I am proud to tell is that I found my old artwork from the time spent in private Catholic school. When I look at it now, I see so much frustration in my need to draw violence, comic book style, of course. Once, I even got close to doing an actual comic with a friend. He being the writer and I being the artist.

What's pretty awful is that I became so critical of what lay before me, my old drawings. While many said I was so good at picking up the human form at such a young age, I see much that is pathetic. Lines showing the contours of the body were a bit offset. They may have been drawn comic book style but people were overly muscular. Steroids ran rampant in my world.

The only good thing is that while cleaning out my closet (about 90% done), I get to watch music videos. Since MTV no longer plays them, I found this satellite station, IMF (International Music Feed), that plays them from all over. Australia, Germany, France, and even good ol' USA. It's fun to see what other countries enjoy, even if Germany's love of David Hasselhoff is not a lie.

Somewhere along all this cleaning up my mess (old papers from college) that needed a desperate update by getting rid of, HBO starts with it's Best Of Real Sex hour long episode. You know me. I cannot go without a good comment.

Footjobs. Never had one. Basically, a woman lubes up a guy's cock and with her feet holding it, she rubs back and forth. It looks easy but I bet the balance is a pain in the ass.

I've always found our love of discovering new sex positions and fetishes. Is it possible we'll finish and actually enjoy sex? Splooshing is using food while fucking. As much as I'd love to have Hershey's syrup dripped all over me, I just can't taste it due to not being allowed to eat chocolate. Hello, pineapple juice!

Editor: "And here is where Hedgehoggy realizes that, when he is dipped in pineapple juice, someone is going to be sticky, very sticky.

The only new one I found funny is Penis Samba. This one is clearly for women and gay men that found the movie Ghost to be sexy. Basically, women sit around a large table with dildoes in front of them. The sexiness is when each lady strokes the toy in a way that mimics how she feels when the penis is inside her. Does anyone else find this weird? Wouldn't you girls rather use the dildoes or just grab said boyfriend/husband and fuck?

My warped mind is thinking of how funny it would be if college frat boys walk in and find women surrounding a table while stroking dildoes. All that can be heard is humming sounds. Well, that and each frat boy's drool dripping thinking that they have found the motherlode where a certain sect of women worship the almighty penis. Zippers begin to be unzipped.

Someone here on Diaryland once asked me about what pulls me when it comes to girls. Plus, she did it in an ultra cool way by telling me that my diary is the shit because I tell things in a way that reveals the good and bad. I love that because everything has a way of being seen as such. This only takes place when a person actually thinks.

1). I enjoy kissing. Seriously, it is one of the nicest things. Sara kisses me all over and tends to kiss my shoulders when we go for a walk. Sammy, I know that you don't feel sparks and all that jazz that chicklit talks about. It's just that feeling of expressing to someone you want them. Sara ranks me a 6.5 out of 10 due to her not being able to get my tongue.

2). Touch. There's something about this feeling underneath the skin when a girl runs her fingers over it. My best description is that there is a small amount of electricity that causes the tiniest of hairs to come up in reaction. Muscles may make a guy tough but fingers run in the right way get me to whimper. Seriously, Sara can tell you that I make a weird sound once she has control over me. About 60% of the time, she has my cock in her hands and a sly smile.

3). Intelligence. I've always been turned on by girls that are smarter than me. Reading prior to bed? I've done that on occasion only to find that Sara's fingers eventually are being run down my bare bottom. Whoo!

4). Uniqueness. One thing I notice a lot of guys never say has to do with quirks. A girl's gotta have something that makes her stand out. Be it, an artist, goth, or nude model, I like it that she has something I don't see in other people.

5). Curiousity. There's this weird thing in me where I've got to know more. As much as I hate to say this, I kind of expect a girl to be this way. What I'm saying is that I like it that she wants to learn more and try things.

This is only a small amount of what I have to say. Later, I'll get into the sexual side of things. Let's just say that it's a list of what I enjoy when it comes to sex. The funny thing is that it's Sara that asked me while the 'Digital Diaries' brings back many memories. It's too bad those pictures are long gone. Back then, the 'Net was so new but this woman, amazingly brave, wanted to show the world how sexual she was without it all being so porno-like. In other words, we're talking about a sexy documentary, kids.

Well, I'm tired seeing as I'm trying to figure out a way that gets me to Indiana soon. I miss Sara a lot right now and it's been a while since we've had the opportunity to play in bed. That's what's so nice, looking forward to sex after not seeing each other in a while. I miss Sara's pussy, that scent and playing with it. At some point, sleep occurs. Why on earth would someone sleep with clothing on? Tomorrow, if I feel up to it, we talk naughty stuff. Happy twats all around.

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