Fortune Favors the Bold! I bring great big balls of glory! The Captain's Log
Joke: "What did one saggy tit say to the other?"

*answer at bottom*

A good way to start my pysching myself up before work is to turn on the TV and find the loveliness of Keira Knightley's take on Elizabeth in Pride & Prejudice. To each his own, I guess. One day, I'll find my inner manliness and become osmosified in Monday Night Football.

Note: Bears are playing against St. Louis's Rams and it's tied.

Interesting little rebuttal towards my rant on my belief in the slow anger whites have towards blacks. While that was my whole take on it, there is much truth in what Sammy said. I've never seen white kids thinking that they are owed skateboards. But video games? Oh, yeah.

So, I'll just say this. I've got problems with whites as well. You're gonna say, "But you are white!" True but I'm an equal opportunity frustration maker. White kids are the ones I find to be either ignorant to what is going on in the world or the type to believe everything he/she needs to know is in the books. I swear I have come across so many of them that think the world is some kind of candy-coated Willy Wonka moments as soon as they set foot out of school.

But Paris Hilton and Johnny Knoxville as a white kid's dream to be like? Possible but Paris is seen by those that are wealthy as something to idolize. Girls that grow up in a reality where both parents struggle to make ends meet are not as likely to see her sex tape as something to look into doing for fame.

Fact: Nicole Richie got busted this morning for a DUI.

What I have noticed is the humongous growth in girls using the 'Net to make money. I'm not talking about designing computer programs but doing sexy strip teases for those that sign up to join their website. How I find out about these things is just by going to one of my favorite websites on strange short videos only to find another white girl taking it off once she's 18.

At $30 a month for a password, girls stripping on the 'Net make a nice amount of change. I'm just in what-the-fuck-mode when I see so many lonely guys have signed up to see a girl naked that would never give them the time of day. Playing Warcraft and Magic can really wear down a nerd's defenses.

But boys? The amount of videos on the same website, while not the naked girls for cash, consist of the most insane jackass-like mimiccing. Ever wanted to see a kid fall face down on his face after flipping off a Mountain Dew machine? I'm talking pavement here. Lighting firecrackers out of his ass? How about 2 with a big burn on his asshole for a result?

It's like I said before. Common sense is gone and all we've got is people more or less learning from so much media. On the contrary, Sammy, I don't watch much TV. Just look at the listings or take how many times you even do bother to turn it on only to find complete shit. BET used to be a great channel. How many times was it much easier to sleep while a black guy sang about how much he begged for sex instead of talking about his rims? What about when they had meetings where black teens could talk about what's on their minds? Teen Summit ring a bell?

Plus, you can't force a kid to learn when his minds on bling and ho's while the whites have Ipods and handheld PSP systems to watch porn or a bootlegged Jackass video. I may have graduated high school long ago but the amount of media available is amazingly too much.

I'm tired from last night. 2 people didn't show up so we had to unload a whole truck. It as 4 other people and that's a lot of box carrying. 2 of the guys fell asleep during the break.

One of my observations on losing a small layer of skin is that picking up various objects feels a whole lot different. Magazines or books have an eerie feel to them while water will make your fingers raisin-like in seconds.

So, I'm outta here to deal with those sexy English types that enjoy sounding much smarter than I. At least, Mr. Plow came up to me to tell me he had seen the movie, Hard Candy. That's something for the boys, a pedophile being caught by a girl intent on confronting him with wordplay. Just be ready for the boys to gasp at her cutting off his balls. She'll need a bear trap and a large burlap sack for mine. Pip, pip cheerio! Happy twats all around.

Answer: "If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."

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