-Grandma's Boy

I once read a while back that the action of people protesting has disappeared. Thanks to American's being overworked or losing their souls to video games, no one wants to wave that picket sign. It's like so hard to click off the porn and voice an opinion that might get you flicked off.

Well, not today. We've got teenagers from the local high schools protesting this Iraq War! Hooray! Maybe this generation isn't so bad after all. Even if you disagree and think we should be following Bush and his 'experts' (I'm looking at you Samantha), it's nice that there are those willing to take the time to protest in this cold weather.

Ugh, don't remind me. It's really cold right now. While my little brother is hoping to find some loose girl in the bars, I'd rather have friends over to see some stupid fucked up movie. Either that or end up playing some stupid game that has the loser being forced to wear a thong (size 'Small') all night.

Note: I have worn a woman's thong but it wasn't on my ass. The bride of a college friend placed hers on my head and there is a picture as proof. My mom saw the picture and must think I've decided to explore my feminine side. Really? It's not like I'm hiding my need to scrapbook.

Then again, my friends live hours away or they're boring morons that got married. Having kids means that they don't have time for you after chasing a 2-year-old that insists on wearing a diaper on his head. Yes, I just might have an odd effect on children.

I'd settle for someone bringing over that Nintendo Wii System. Have you been reading about this? People have been losing weight thanks to video games. 30 minutes a day of moving around with the controller to bowling or other sports games instead of just sitting there tapping buttons sounds good. That just reminds me that I have to overcome my fear of Dance Dance Revolution.

Hillary is running for president in 2008. This might include Rudy Gilliuni as well. I've no love for Rudy even if some of his beliefs are mine as well. After so many years of Republicans, I'm in fear of how much damage they can do after they allowed a rodeo clown to have a blank check.

To all Obama naysayers, Lincoln (remember him?) ran with very little political experience. Sometimes, it's those that aren't so easily mislead after years in office that do the greatest work. That doesn't mean I'm as hyped up as others are over Obama, just curious.

So, Cheeky, anyone? Yes, I finally got to see this flick, directed by that bloated cigar smoking pig of a man, Tinto Brass. Dare I say it..........I loved Cheeky.

While Cheeky may not be the most intellectually stimulating movie, nor is it one that could be called perfectly directed, I enjoyed the fun it provided. The whole 1 hour and 26 minutes never took itself seriously, something missing from a lot of American movies. While there are those that talk of Jennifer Aniston's The Break-Up as something worth seeing, I found it completely stupid when compared to Cheeky.

Okay, I'll also admit that I was aroused by Cheeky. That's quite a challenge since most porn or even soft core porn movies don't do much for me. All those fake tits and too much Botox turns me off since many porn stars start to look like robots. Each view between the actress's legs was so beautifully natural, for once. I may not enjoy the sight of a mass of hair around a woman's asshole but she was so playful and fun.

Obviously, Cheeky is geared toward male fantasy. Just look at the director's track record for being considered a complete perv. He enjoys having his camera linger on a woman's bottom (large is best), hairy crotches, and female urination. What drives a woman to just pick up her skirt to piss in the middle of the road? My friends always insist on finding an alley.

But I liked it. Cheeky had a sense of fun and really enjoyed a playful sexuality. Basically, it's about a woman that enjoys walking around in a short skirt and no panties. Her boyfriend is a bit upset over her need to flash herself and even allow others to feel her up. It's not until he realizes his own past's discretions that he comes to his senses. Apparently, forcing a woman to dress to a point that her tits or ass are not hanging out is bad since the best way to get out of a ticket for littering in the park is to hold up your skirt.

Note: It's been a long, long time since I've seen a massive bush barely able to be concealed by a pair of panties. American boys that I know would be howling about using a razor to tame that thing even if the British guys were too busy to say anything while smelling their fingers.

The thing that Cheeky keeps reminding me about is that American movies, even soft core porn ones, are so boring and similar. This was fun and lighthearted while not needing an overpaid actress to sell it. Oh, and she was gorgeous with a nice smooth large bottom shown many times. There is something to laugh about when a girl holds up her short skirt and opens her legs to cause boys to fall down.

So, how are you? I'm just sick of the cold weather and missing various people. Getting married does not mean you are to leave your friends. They seem to disappear as a person ages. Plus, I could use a good goofy talk with Lauren whenever she gets over this puppy love stage. Yes, I miss curling up next to Sara. A warm body is a precious thing even if certain body parts that had lube on them caused stickiness.

Do you frickin' realize that there is a boy and his dog staring out the window just dying to go for a run!?! Cabin fever is such a bitch and a half that a cute furry face makes it even harder when you have to tell her that it's not warm enough yet to go poop in that mean old man's yard. Happy twats all around.

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