-Gore Vidal from HBO's Thinking XXX

I'm going to be in so much pain tomorrow. Thanks to my overdoing it in the gym, these biceps are going to make me aware of the fact that, the more miserable I am, the more I don't want to leave the gym each night.

I'm concerned quite a bit. I have not heard from Sara for 1 week and 1 day. That's not cause for alarm but, this being a 2-year anniversary, has me wondering. That and there was a car accident she was in not too long ago. It could be nothing but I'm definitely going to check things out if I'm still in the dark.

Yes, I worry. Could it be Sara's burned out from working 2 jobs? Remember that my sanity was in question after working 2 weeks straight for over 8 hours each day. Still went to the gym but that wasn't doing enough when the managers make you feel unappreciated.

And me. I'm wondering just how crazy I can get when miserable. The amount of weight lifted is quite impressive to those around me. To me, I've done it so long that a tricep press-down of 225 pounds with a cable is nothing new to drop the jaw.

So, maybe you can chalk me up as a patient that calms himself down in a gym. While Britney finds herself checking in a rehab center only to check out less than 24 hours later, I'm working my body til it's too exhausted to do anything crazy to. Plus, my friends are lots of fun!

From sexy runners, pretty ex-wives, a snowplow driver, perverted middle-aged guy that finds looking up college girls' shorts the highlight of his day, cute Indian girls that wave at me, guys trying to remember the old days by joining football leagues of middle aged fatasses, short tough chicks that kick the shit out of a heavbag while I'm in awe, or old ladies that don't believe in wearing underwear no matter how short the shorts while doing sit-ups.

Editor: "I dare you to hand them a razor in hopes that they'll get the hint."

Let me tell ya, there is nothing worse than seeing a 60-something-year-old woman flat on her back with legs raised up while you are bench-pressing.

The weather, this weekend, is due to be really, really bad. That's either holding me here or cause for concern for me to find myself in Indiana. I doubt Sara would want to be in bed alone while facing a major thunderstorm of huge proportions. Hail is said to be possible.

While in the locker room getting ready to take on my other persona where sanity is questioned, I found it interesting that there were 3 bodybuilders there as well. It's rare to come across people that take care of their bodies because there will always be that one guy that ruins it all. When looking at people that control the proportions of food that enter their mouths no one wants to see the massive lardass that can't.

I'm not saying I am perfect but I know for a fact that I do not have a stomach hanging over the rim of my Calvins that prevents me from seeing my shoes. One of the guys changing had to be around 50 years of age or just slightly younger by about 5 years. Not bad at all. I hope I make it that far in continuing to keep myself in good health.

Make fun of me all you want. You know it's true that people that take care of their bodies are more likely to be better all around. Sure, some have arrogant personalities that will drive people away but that's the same with those that don't take care of themselves. I've met obese nerds that think of themselves as gods all because they own the most valuable comics or play video games so well.

A good example had to do with this recent snowstorm. I shoveled like hell hath no fury for an idiotic polar bear like myself. My back was sore but I'm so used to any sort of pain from working out. Nothing stopped me because I had a drive to finish clearing things. My neighbor, a fellow workout enthusiast, was the only other person shoveling with me.

I've got a small amount of confidence I never thought I'd have when it comes to working out. I love to be naked with my girlfriend. Now, I might tease her by keeping my clothes on but they're always off due to her insisting as we get underneath the covers. Trust me. I'm kind of a narcisstic fool just as those in porno can get. I love having my penis looked at.

Just how did this get from being concerned about Sara to talking about my 'danger zone?'

Actually, it had to do with seeing HBO's Thinking XXX again. While I may not be a TV watcher that watches show after show, I do enjoy G4's Attack Of the Show and various programs here and there. Otherwise, I'll have my nose in a book like today's finishing of 'Dime Store Magic.' Not bad but I've been into various supernatural characters for years.

But Thinking XXX, a show Sara enjoyed as well, had me wondering just how easy it is to be naked. Here you take a well-known photographer that wants to do nudes for the first time so why not porn stars? Robe after robe just drops as various strangers stare. How can this be?

I've asked before, how do you feel naked? While I may not be completely comfortable with strangers looking at me, friends have always been a little easier. If you're someone that is confident in talking about sexuality while having a very good head on your shoulders, I don't mind being viewed nude. Obviously, my dream was a good example. I'd love to just have a goofy good time like that.

It's funny how I feel like I've had quite an effect on Sara. The first few months, she was shy and wouldn't even join me in the shower. After a small amount of prodding and being quite comfortable about waving my penis at any opportunity, she turned into a nudist. I love watching the little things:

1). When girls take off their panties and when they put them on.

2). Getting dressed in the morning. It's always fun to see how a girl selects what she's going to wear that day.

3). How she takes off her clothes right before entering the shower. Do they just drop fast? Slowly? Does she pee first and then disrobe? Or will she drive me nuts by bending over and give me that urge to rub my penis's head between her legs? So many choices!

4). Does she run down the hall naked when in need of the bathroom or with my clothes? I love how girls use my old football shirts and nothing else.

What I'm trying to say is that a sexy girlfriend is one that gets naked for sex. A really sexy girlfriend is one that enjoys being free without clothes at any opportunity. That may mean driving your boyfriend nuts by insisting the both of you drop yo' drawers while brushing teeth together. For her, it's brush with one hand and stroke with the other. For him, it's brush with one hand and stick fingers in various holes or play with boobs.

So, I bid thee a good night. I'm not completely sure as to what I am doing tomorrow. Just hang in there, if you're in the midwest, while we go through these nasty storms (snow on Sunday!). Tell me you want to spend your time at home with a lover completely naked. Who knows. Maybe you've had a dream where you stood around a pool with various people also undressed. Was one talking about comic books with another guy? That would be moi. Happy twats all around.

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