-'Stupid Girl' by Garbage

Nothing like packing during VH1Classic's Top 20 Videos Of All Time. I may hate doing this but Garbage's 'Stupid Girl' and Duran Duran's 'Girls On Film' make it a whole lot more fun. 3 Guns N Roses music videos but my truly favorite, 'November Rain,' was the one that played as I folded various shirts. MTV's selection of all time videos would have been complete shit since it'll mostly be NSYNC and Britney.

Just so you know, I think it was that very video, Duran Duran's 'Girls On Film,' that made me have erotic dreams when I was a boy. Not sure. I know that that was the first time I ever saw a thong, though.

So, I'm leaving tomorrow. Bye-bye. I can't wait to get the fuck out of here after my errand. It's been a while since I've seen Sara. She's been busy as can be while various friends have suddenly popped up.

The Sundance Channel ran an interesting TV show called 'Ladette To Lady.' Basically, in our terms, it's all about turning a tomboyish nasty girl into a proper lady. Out of all the events I've been through when it comes to women and girlfriends, I've never found hiding your true feelings or needs to be a good thing. While it is good to be a gracious host, I've never found that sitting around to play a game of charades to be the proper way of passing the time after dinner. It's Naked Twister or Topless Karaoke all the way!

Real Ladies, in my opinion........

1). Pinch their boyfriends' bums whenever possible.

2). Snog ('kiss,' ya big dummy!) heavily in front of the local bookstore.

3). Throw the unsuspecting boyfriend up against the way, pull down his pants, and give his penis a good yank.

4). Look at porn in the local bookstore and ask his opinion on naked women pictures (Yay!).

5). Wear his t-shirts and nothing else prior to visiting the loo.

6). Bend over when totally nude just to give him a good tease.

7). Smack the boyfriend's ass suddenly.

8). Take naughty pictures of themselves that would have their mothers say, "Close your legs, girl!"

9). Read comic books.

10). Tell the boyfriend that she can go no further on the walk because she's *whispers* gotta do a number 2.

11). Curse while driving due to road rage.

12). Play with the boyfriend's penis while she's popped a squat on the bog just cause she's bored.

13). Secretly placed her worn panties in boyfriend's backpack as a naughty treat.

14). Insisted on being tied up and every hole explored.

15). Drawn pictures of penises on various furniture.

16). Licked her boyfriend's body completely.

17). Share a beer on the apartment's porch.

18). Expose her ass's crack due to her pants hanging low and have the boyfriend laugh as guys stare at it.

19). Shower with her boyfriend and clean all his naughty parts prior to having him clean all hers.

20). Leave little 'wet spots' on boyfriend's shorts thanks to being naked and insisting on seducing him all of a sudden.

21). Grabbing the boyfriend and kissing him in front of everyone.

22). Making obscene gestures at the boyfriend just to play with his mind.

23). Lifting up her skirt to show her pussy by pulling her panties to the side because waiting for someone in the car is boring.

24). Renting porn, any kind of porn.

25). Always insisting the boyfriend sleep completely naked.

26). Slide off her panties and throw them at the boyfriend.

27). Insist on being felt up while wearing a skirt as she drives the car.

28). Have a favorite porn star.

29). With a big grin on her face, she's happy to see her boyfriend hard after rubbing his crotch while watching a movie.

30). Loves sci-fi and violent movies instead of just cheesy girly flicks.

Ah, life with a girlfriend that behaves like a true girl. While I'm not the type of guy that enjoys seeing his girlfriend get completely wasted at party after party, I do love the type that gets topless at a strip joint because the norks just have to come out after seeing various strippers feel up her boyfriend.

Well, I'm outta here, folks. Debbie Does Dallas......Again will be on and then it's off to sleep. Going to be a busy weekend so I hope Sara and I take in a showing of Grindhouse. Quentin Tarantino is so fucking out there that I cannot look away from his weird genius way of directing. Happy twats all around.

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