-Sarah Silverman

No, I am not in Indiana. Sara and I decided that it's better for us to wait til the beginning of May. The 1st is a banquet that I might attend with her and the 4th would be the day we see Spiderman 3 with other nerds and geeks that squirm with delight over how awesome it would be to have superpowers while clinging to the side of a building 40 feet in the air.

What Sara told me just recently sent my mind racing with thoughts. She might move into a new apartment. Nice to me since the living room of the current one is so old that the winter months feel like its freezing in there. The thing that really got my attention is the possibility of another roommate.

I know this new roommate and like her. It's just that 3 women and the little bit of testosterone, me, finds a little bit of fear. Well, to be truthful, it's not just 3 women since the new roommate has a girlfriend. 4 girls and I just might find myself absorbed into Jane Austin each day to save myself. I can handle another showing of Keira Knightley's Pride & Prejudice but not everyday since I'll soon find myself shouting, "Mr. Darcy, find some balls, young man!"

There's more riding on this. The possible new roommate works at a porn store and that has me thinking that I might enter a new segment of life. You know me. I'm so behind on what you kids watch to get off these days even if I do as much research as possible. Could it be a total delight to watch various porn DVD's every now and then with girls? Every one of them has something to say on penises, breasts, pussies, and sexual acts that I'd be in heaven to be in between a debate on manners as to where a man is allowed to spill his semen.

It's just a possibility as to Sara having a new roommate. I see more positives since I'll have someone to talk to more seeing as her current roommate doesn't have much personality. A cat, yes. Talkative? Only on occasion when it suits her since she spends more time in her room.

Speaking of porn, Showtime's Debbie Does Dallas.......Again played it final episode Friday night. Oh, how I'll miss the humanistic side of porn stars. They are more fun to interview than movie stars considering how open they are. You would be, too, if your legs were open on a big-screen TV and the camera inches away from your balls slapping around.

Loved the discussion Sunny Leone, an Indian, had with her little brother over how porn is so taboo for her nationality. The woman is smart as a whip and controls the selling of herself. It's too bad Sunny's parents pretty much disowned her over her source of income even if she only has sex with women. Bollywood, for India, has nothing of impact because even kissing is naughty.

Savanna, a well-known porn star from the past, came onto the final filming session of Debbie Does Dallas.......Again. When the orgy scene was finished, it was noticed that one of the males was having trouble cumming. The star and other girl ignored him but Savanna helped get the much needed cum shot to end it. Prima donnas and divas, some of these girls can be. Isn't that sweet, a girl that would go out of her way to help a guy release even if she doesn't have to?

If you like to know what type of girl turns me on, the new 'Interview' magazine came out. Emily Blunt from The Devil Wears Prada is on it. Look at those eyes! Emily and Keira Knightley can make all bad thoughts go away fast.

3 runs with 5-Pound Phooey and who needed a nap? Moi. While this little dog walked up and down with so much energy, I needed to find a pillow only to be all over the place during this 70 degree weather. It was just too nice to sleep away the day. 5-Pound Phooey keeps me in better shape since I'm forced to pound the sidewalk or be barked at til I give in.

So, I'm outta here, folks. Another great day and lots to do. I'm even kind of giddy over the fact that I just might buy a porn, Debbie Does Dallas.........Again, since the show was so much like a blog. I wanted to know more and now I want to see the results. Will the bad girls put on a great show of doggie, missionary, over-and-under, and oral? Happy twats all around.

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