-'Girlfriend' from Avril Lavigne

Who woulda thought that the girl who couldn't pronounce David Bowie's last name could come up with a catchy song? Yeah, you might say there were some on Avril's first album but were you really listening or just confused that a really cute girl from Canada couldn't truly hold a guitar?

Today, I saw a very, very bad thing. One of our own died in Iraq last week and was given a very big funeral to honor him. Lots and lots of cars followed by police escorts paraded down this town's main road. You couldn't miss it thanks to all the sirens going off. Even my dog stopped during her walk to sit down and watch.

Someone drove through and disrupted the long drive to the burial. I never thought someone could be that heartless but this is an America where people put themselves first over sense and even environment. I was so happy to see the police take off and pull the idiot over. If I remember correctly, the last burial I attended was my dad's mom. Some people even stopped to hold their hat to their chests.

And then I hear that some idiot gave his Purple Heart to our shit-for-brains president............

It seems like this whole war in Iraq will never end as we are subjected to more and more Republicans opening their mouths. While I once found myself liking John Mccain, that feels so long ago as he joined forces with the most evil man in the world. This whole 'we must fight them over there or we'll be fighting them here' is constantly said because there are idiots that will believe this. Oh, we're doing fine in Iraq? Yeah, going in the Green Zone is like shopping at Wal-Mart during the day. Try going at 3am and tell me you survived with the real freaks and had no fear of a shootout.

And then Rudy Giulani, New York's own. After trying on so many dresses, he tells us that 9/11 will happen again if a Democrat is voted as president. Wasn't it under the Republicans that 9/11 happened? Ya know, Bush's watch?

I'm sure that other countries think we Americans are idiots. Hell, I don't even blame them! There are still 25% of people that think Bush is doing a heckuva job. No, really. Firing 8 U.S. attornies for not following Republican orders. Building walls in the middle of Baghdad all while occupying a land of people that see us as destroying their way of life. Delusional at thinking last week's surge works (if you don't count the deaths by car bombs). And even taking a beloved American, Pat Tillman, and destroying his name all because his family was Atheist by telling us that it would be better if Jesus was accepted.

If you're sick of reading about Bush, I ask why. It amazes me how so many things with America have gone wrong. Sure, there are some things not quite his fault but just about everything leads back to him. 150 people working under Bush came from a fake Christian law school. 2 years was all it took for these kids to graduate and end up helping to ruin this country.

I will give you a local example. In all my times at reading the local newspaper, I have never seen so many needing assistance to get by. Whether it's bake sales or federal, more and more are finding it harder to make ends meet. To think that this is 'compassionate conservatism, words from Bush's election platform. The rich got richer while the poor got poorer.

Oh, there is good news for my state. We are getting much closer to a state wide ban on smoking! I'm still not quite sure why it is a complete right for people to smoke in restaurants. All I ever wanted to do is relax with something fishy or chickeny without that horrid smell of cigarette making its way to my nose.

While driving home from an errand, I started thinking about our beloved Spiderman 3 about to debut in the theaters come May 4th. As far as I know, Sara is getting us geeks together so that we can marvel at a man that can swing through New York all while avoiding Rudy's lust for power. Or is that the Kingpin?

I came up with something, not totally original, but shows I'm thinking. You see, comic book geeks seem to be sects towards various titles. Try to figure out which one fits me.

Spiderman: Someone that tries to do well in a society where everything seems to go wrong around him. His parents and uncle died, barely able to make ends meet all while his love life, pretty much non-existent, occasionally happens. Meanwhile his boss, J. Jonah Jameson, hates him all without realizing its Spiderman selling the pictures. He doesn't look incredibly hot, muscles are so-so, but the man is a quiet genius.

Batman: Millionaire playboy. Amazing body after spending years tuning it with martial arts and bodybuilding. Smart enough to build his own machines and a Bat Computer to keep everything in its database. Girls swoon for his gorgeous features but non-existent personality. Could be gay since he always insists on a sidekick in green tighty-greenies. Beds badgirls like Catwoman and Talia (never mind her if you're not a comic geek). All in all, an incredibly smart serious man that memorizes even the most useless information so watch out if you change your pipe tobacco. He'll pick up on that.

X-Men: Outcasts. Completely keep to themselves and even had the world believing that they were once dead. They mutant abilities may afford them to live in a large mansion but its daily that they must fight to save humans, humans that hate them for fear of being overtaken. Everyone of these mutants lives under a theory founded by Professor Xavier only to be conflicted as life has unpredictable moments. One's a killer only now reprogrammed for good while some can destroy complete planets. You can hate one but no one can hate all of the X-Men.

Superman: Alien. Lost parents thanks to a planet's inhabitants not taking into account possible destruction of planet. Orphan raised by good humans, those that saw it wise to keep his powers hidden. Taught right and wrong in the simplest form but still allow for personal growth. Finds love and keeps on wooing with hope that she'll love him back. Incredible strength but still prone to inner weakness of feelings. Mo' money, mo' problems? How about mo' flying, mo' getting zapped on yo' ass by some crazy creature coming after you because yo' daddy put him/her in the Phantom Zone (a prison).

I dunno. Every comic geek has his special title that him wet his pants in anticipation. It could be how he/she saw the world or what the environment was allowing to learn. Me, I was always a Spiderman nut, seeing as I spent a great deal of time in the local library on the floor absorbed into Peter Parker trying to hide his identity all while keeping New York safe. Forget Rudy. What gives that man the title just because it was his city hit so hard? Spiderman does it all.

And to think how funny it is to me about this controversial Spiderman: Reign title. In it, Spiderman's wife was killed because of his radioactive semen. I kid you not. Very original.

So, I'm outta here as I hope to know what is going on for next week. Sara's or again finding myself waiting. There was joy today, though. Richard loved watching Grindhouse on his projector screen and even got animated on favorite scenes. Fat guys should not mimic 1-legged girls with a machine gun for the missing one. They truly do fall down over gym equipment. Maybe Richard should have stretched first. Happy twats all around.

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