-Grandma's Boy

It may have been a good night spent working my little ass off in the gym but that soon ended once Lauren walked in. She came right up to me and told me that she broke up with her girlfriend. Damn, I was so hoping Laruen would finally get her chance to explore the darker side of sex that she showed definite interest in.

Lauren was kind of late into the gym so I'm getting the pictures of her tomorrow. What I want is a few of her kicking the bag's ass majorly and she's fine with that. It's just that tonight was fucked up due to her needing to warm-up fast and then be in the SPIN class.

So, this is what I've been keeping within myself. Ever since I found that one blog that has me super addicted, the girl is an artist and has a nice snarky attitude toward life, I've found a lot of other blogs. Most of them seem to center around the topic of sex while others are just plain fun to read. Trust me. If you go to Germany, you'll have a lot to take pictures of. Cute knowledgeable South Carolinans can truly bring it.

But sex blogs, where do I begin? I'm fascinated with our need to air out much of what the older folks would tell us to shut up about. No one talks about oral sex! It's dirty! Anal sex is completely wrong because it's unclean. The only thing is that it's not just the young'uns that are airing their bedroom behaviors for I've found all ages.

I think this all started with my girlfriend's finding Violet Blue, a very fascinating blogger. Although I've seen all sorts of nudity and read hardcore words, it's wasn't til I really read what she had to say that it all kicked in. Maybe we with a curiousity and actual thought processes can enjoy a well-thought out discussion on sex. Why not? It's fun so stop hiding your porn stash and get all your 4-legged friends onto the couch to watch with you.

There's so much to say about sex bloggers. In some ways, I love 'em because they talk about things that I never thought other people actually find fun. Remember that cross-dresser? As far as I know, that's the only one I've ever come across. If my boys were to enjoy putting on some Hanes Her Ways, I just don't know how hard I'd laugh after being forced to listen to them tell me how going down on a girl is wrong. Revenge is knowing that a tiny piece of fabric is scrunching up their balls.

What draws me the most is that, as far as I know, these people are real. Their words speak more than some 'Penthouse Letters' or anything printed in porn. Am I the only one that finds someone that lives a life on a farm and tries to find time to seduce her boyfriend better than a manufactured false story about the upteenth threesome?

Now, how would I know these entries are real? One, they're not all about sex. At least, the ones that get to me are those where people lead real lives. Mean bosses? Mothers driving someone nuts? Losing a job? There are some people that are very talented with words that can tell you how truthful things are. Who wants to read entry after entry on the topic of sex? Not me. I'm about a bit of everything but I also want you to paint me a darn good picture as to what you are trying to say.

Second, pictures. Some people are just too trusting for their own damn good or they enjoy people seeing them. I've come across a hell of a lot of pictures of women willing to show themselves with their legs spread, boobs, and ass. Penises come out every now and then since it's surprising that those not as well-endowed as Ron Jeremy want some attention. The responses are the best.

"What a marvelous specimen!"

"I'd love to lick that!"

Now before you get all on my case that displaying yourself on the 'Net is wrong, I find it human. Seriously, after thinking quite a bit on the subject of sex blogs, I've never felt more okay with my own thoughts towards sex til now. From reading how various people lost their virginities to that little hint of innocense towards sex, I'm a frequent visitor to those with an honest look at life.

To give you an idea, I mentioned how I'm just not aroused by most porn. It's this manufactured product that goes through so many cycles til it's been done to death while glossy. The assholes are too smooth or bleached. Breasts are harder than a Micheline Tire. Pussies are trimmed til the lips match some kind of set preference. Body hair is lasered out. Teeth are so white a guy can see his dick from her viewpoint. Penises, the big ones, are attached to ugly guys while banging once pretty girls that now look manufactured.

Along came Cheeky, Tinto Brass's movie. I was aroused and would even watch this ridiculous movie again. I'm not saying Cheeky is great but has fun with sexuality. The lead actress's bottom is much bigger than America's standard porn star. Her asshole is hairy and she has a large bush. While I'd prefer her to trim a bit, it's not bad. I mean, let's bring back pubic hair because a woman's crotch is not meant to look like a hoof.

It's the sex blogs where real people are having sex. Cum spills onto a couple's sheets. She accidently farts while getting pounded from behind. He has trouble getting hard. An argument starts mid-fucking. Anal sex, the first attempt, went wrong and she has a sore asshole. Blah, blah, blah.

Women. They are much more kinky than I ever thought. Sara's got me into pain. Who knew I'd ever enjoy having my ass smacked so hard? I've found many blogs where girls confess about how it's fun to watch their boyfriends pee. Think water sports are only enjoyed by the retarded that see their penises as a water fountain? Since when should a woman feel fear in telling her boyfriend that she's like to experiment with anal?

I'll get more into this later, especially the good versus the bad, when it comes to sex blogs. The people that I am reading are a lot of fun because well written entries help you see it in their eyes. Sure, you can talk about politics or what you had for dinner but bring up an occasional discussion on sex? You'll find people writing to you to thank you that you see something in the same way. More to come. Happy twats all around.

- - 2009-07-07

Love Facebook - 2009-05-07

Retards Away! - 2009-02-16

Jackasses! I Sees 'Em! - 2008-11-28

My Birthday Happened - 2008-09-07